cleaning

Scientists Develop Self Cleaning/Deodorizing Clothes

Picture related: future clothes. Scientists have developed a method of inexpensively creating cotton fabrics that clean and deodorize themselves when exposed to sunlight. That way, the next...
December 16, 2011

For The Love Of God, Shower: Geek Soap

Soap, as you may well know, is an integral part of cleaning yourself unless you're European. And what better way to keep your gooch minty fresh than...
March 31, 2010

Cleaning With Bacteria: Petri Dish Soaps

Etsy seller Cleaner Science (bonus points for a clever name!) makes soaps that look like bacteria growing in petri dishes. They sell for between $2.75 and $12...
March 4, 2010

What Could Go Wrong?: Razor Blade Soap

Razor blade soap is exactly what it sounds like, unless you thought it was razor blade shaped soap, in which case it's not. No, razor blade soap...
October 26, 2009

Creepy: An Edward Cullen Shower Curtain

Because it's a well known fact vampires are pervbags that like to stare at you while you piss, here's a custom Edward Cullen shower curtain. It was...
August 21, 2009

Billy Mays Was OxyCleaning His Nostrils?

It is being reported that famous TV pitchman Billy Mays may have died as a result of drug use. Namely, cocaine. The white horse. An official autopsy...
August 10, 2009

Billy Mays Has Left The Infomercial Set

Billy Mays, a man best known for kicking Vince "Shamwow" Shlomi's ass in a no-holds-barred cagefighting match, died over the weekend following a freak head injury heart...
June 29, 2009

Vacuum: Oh Yeah, You Clean Those Drapes

This is basically an updated version of the Proton Packs used by the Ghostbusters. Allegedly, it can suck a ghost through a garden hose. And speaking of...
June 23, 2009

Closer To The Action: Kneeling Pee Bench

The Tenshi no Hizamakura (Angels Knee Pillow) is a little bench designed to get men lower to the action and help prevent urine misplacement. No word if...
May 19, 2009

Shii, The Controversial Wii For Her

NOTE: Video is NSFW at the end. This is a foreign commercial for the Shii, a Wii for her. It's wrong on every level and the games...
April 1, 2009

Controller Soaps: Now With More Detail!

Well folks, I just got back from the doctor and am happy to announce I don't have inoperable thyroid cancer. However, I am unhappy to announce I...
March 25, 2009