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  • May 14, 2014
    This is a series of photos of some of the classy Star Wars touches couple Ann and Chris had at their wedding. Anne mentioned they just had their one-year anniversary on May 10th (not the 4th like you might have expected) and are finally getting around to looking through their ... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2012
    This is a shot by Flickr users Matt & Kristy from Dragon*Con featuring a lovely lady showing off her map of Middle Earth dress and matching clutch. Are you surprised I know what a clutch is? ME TOO. *eying picture* I don't know, she seems to have a sort of Disney princess a... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2011
    This is a jacket prototype by designer Matt Leggett (not to be confused with Mark Armmett), that has an integrated breathalyzer sewn into the sleeve. Just not a very practical one. *straightening bowtie* Or classy. Designed with an Arduino, an alcohol sensor and a simple ... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2011
    Knock knock. Who' there? Doctor. Doctor Who? HOW THE F*** DID YOU KNOW -- I WAS THROWING MY VOICE! This is a Doctor Who themed dead body receptacle from custom casket creator Creative Coffins. Because if there's one thin that matters to a dead person, it's a cool looking coff... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2011
    I don't typically cover celebrities because that's not my job, but they don't usually wear shit made out of LEGO either. So here's Fergie looking suspiciously like she colored her eyes with Magic Marker at Nickelodeon's 24th Annual Kids' Choice (Pokémon, I Choose You!) Awards... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2011
    Cigarette magnets: can you think of a better way to let a child know just how crappy their art is? "Um, yeah -- just tell them till they start crying." Damn you're sick. "Or you could throw it in the trash right in front of them." ENOUGH ALREADY, YOU WIN OKAY? Anyway, Ciga... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2011
    Like this! Granted it's not a new concept because I remember my freshman year of college ('99) my roommate and I used to play Counter-Strike on opposing clans and we'd each hang a bedsheet over the side of our loft so the other person couldn't see you. Which, fun fact: also... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2011
    Night Café (not to be confused with the 1888 Van Gogh by the same name) is a new line of canned alcoholic beverages from Japan that mix the deliciousness of whiskey with the caffeine of coffee and tea. Think 'Four Loco', but waaaaaaaay less insane in the membrane. Dammit, I... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2010
    Let's face it: the French love their wine (Me? I love other peoples'). And can you blame them? It's like bitter grape juice for adults. Plus -- PLUS -- and here's the real kicker -- it'll get you drunk. I vaguely remember one time I drank two bottles by myself and woke up ... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2010
    "Holla back at my wall, son!" Picture [pegamixels] and Geekologie's Facebook Page Thanks to Ashley, who drove a Myspace Corolla until she realized Myspace was a dead horse and drove it into a lake.... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    A handbag made to look like a little wiener with giant danglies. And if you think there isn't a butthole sewn on the back you have another thing coming! (Namely, a picture of a butthole sewn on the back). I was tickled all shades of pink when I saw this intentionally perve... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2010
    Despite my dapper Bond-like online persona, but I'm not really a very classy guy. Shocking, I know. I eat off the floor up to a minute after something's been dropped, I rarely change out of the same clothes I slept in (often in the back of my car), and I pee on the street mor... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Because classiness knows no bounds, here's a car thong. Or maybe somebody stole a pair of your girlfriend's panties out of the dryer and slapped them on their Subaru. Hoho -- burn! Whatever the case, that car needs to learn how to wipe. I-Am-Bored via Car Thong [buzzfeed] ... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2010
    Sure it may look like a regular Porsche GT3 wearing a tinfoil helmet so aliens can't read its mileage, but it's actually a pedal-powered scale mockup. HOHO! Now I don't know about you, but I'd pedal that sucker around town and holler at all the fly honeys. Things like, "HOLY... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    What could possibly make a tuxedo shirt any cooler? Nothing. Except for maybe a Bow TIE Fighter Tuxedo Shirt! Fashion is dead. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Bow TIE Tuxedo Shirt; you're my only hope. Available now for $22, the shirt was designed by Geekologie Re... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2010
    Classexy is a combination of classy and sexy and is probably the best word you can use to describe me if you could only choose one. But if you could choose two they would probably be convicted felon. Prison tats and having to marry the guy with the most cigarettes aside, thes... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2010
    This is some stationery designed for 13th Street, an NBC-Universal owned crime and horror channel. It's done up in a very tasteful zombie motif, like you'd expect from your grandmother's kitchen wallpaper. You can't really appreciate it this small though, so you're gonna need... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2010
    I didn't even know these things were called penny-farthings. I thought they were called those goofy-ass looking bicycles with one monster-giant wheel and one little bitch one. Of course, that's understandable given my natural Shakespearean tendencies and way with worlds. Wor... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    Let's not kid ourselves, drinking and gambling go together like getting high and playing video games. THEY WAS PRACTICALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER, YOUNG'N! And now you can do both easily thanks to $35 Drinking Roulette. You just spin the ball, drink the corresponding shot, then... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2010
    This $27 Place Setting Placemat shows you where to set all the flatware and glasses when you're making a fancy dinner, so your guests are impressed with how highfalutin you are except for the blueprint placemats and microwavable lasagna. Also, I don't know about you, but I don... / Continue →