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  • March 6, 2013
    This is a video of some guy sending a smoke ring he just blew around a beer bottle by guiding it with his hand. Impressive magic skills bro, but you do know Gandalf is a real wizard and can't get cancer, right? Hit the jump for the video.... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2011
    Cigarette magnets: can you think of a better way to let a child know just how crappy their art is? "Um, yeah -- just tell them till they start crying." Damn you're sick. "Or you could throw it in the trash right in front of them." ENOUGH ALREADY, YOU WIN OKAY? Anyway, Ciga... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2010
    In big tobacco's attempt to appeal to our (well, your) children without the use of a hip, anthropomorphic camel with a shlong the size of a fire hose, here's some LEGO cigarettes. Impressive, but could you imagine actually smoking those? I can, but only because I used to huff... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2010
    This is a cigarette and booze coffee (internet research, baby!) combo pack spotted somewhere in Japan. You get two packs of cigarettes and 12oz of coffee for 640 yen (~$7). Who the hell's gonna smoke 40 cigarettes to one cup of coffee is beyond me, but I'm gonna go out on a l... / Continue →
  • November 24, 2009
    So apparently smoking cigarettes or other tobacco products (no word on the ganj) may void your Mac warranty. Plus kill you slow. Hey, that's booze's job! Consumer advocate blog The Consumerist reports two examples of Apple stores refusing to honour the warranty on a Mac beca... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2009
    Apparently laser therapy has been in practice for awhile, but did you know it could help you stop smoking? I didn't. I'm gonna put the pole down forever! Kidding -- I can't quit you! * We highly recommend you stop smoking 1-hour prior to your session. (Not required) * ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2009
    This $1.50 lighter from DealExtreme is in form factor of a regular sized cigarette and can set stuff on fire. Including, but limited to: cigarettes, spliffs, joints, hair, your sister's Barbies, cologne, fireworks and witches. I jest, there's no such thing as witches. Isn't ... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2009
    Seeing how every flavor of rolling paper already seems to exist (I've heard -- I don't know anything about these things in case my mom is reading), it was only a matter of time bong rips before somebody put two and two together and then got the munchies and forgot what they wer... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2009
    The SB6309 Lighter Phone isn't just the best named cellphone ever, it's also the first with a functional cigarette lighter. Brain AND lung cancers in one fell swoop! But seriously, mind if I do a J? instruction SB6309 The world's first mobile phone with lighter! Patent pro... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2009
    Several people rocking VISA prepaid credit cards got a peculiar $23,148,855,308,184,500 charge this week when using their VISA BUXX cards. That's 23 quadrillion dollars. To put that figure in layman's terms, it's almost double what I'm suing Disney for. In New Hampshire, Jos... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2009
    There's no way around it, this is just plain sad. And it would have been the most heartbreaking thing I'd ever seen all day if my little sister didn't get hit by a garbage truck. Kidding, streetsweeper. China : 2yo Lights Up Cigarette And Smokes It. [liveleak] Thanks to Wee... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2009
    Ever wanted to covertly record six-hours of the inside of your pants pocket? Well now you can thanks to Ajoka's Real Lighter DVR Lighter Camera Hidden Digital Video Recorder Micro Camera. Jesus, hell of a product title there. The thing costs about $150 wholesale and "discree... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2008
    Well Crown 7 is at it again, this time with a new smokeless cigarette, the Hydro ($80). What's so hydro about it eludes me, but it has something to do with water vapor. Anyway, like their other models, the device delivers nicotine but no smoke or carcinogens and is sadly not ... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2008
    I guess things got a little out of hand. Hit the jump for more of the disgustingness, as well as a link to a whole gallery.... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2008
    Orlando Payano is a Queens truck driver that doesn't like paying tolls. So what did he do? Simple, he jerry-rigged a license plate flipper. Apparently, Orlando Payano mounted his license plate on a hinged piece of metal then ran an attached cable through his cigarette ligh... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2008
    This is a stop-motion video of some cigarette box Transformers. Well, they're not all cigarette boxes. I distinctly recall matchbox and condom box robots as well. The video is pretty well made although I did feel a seizure coming on a couple times. Did I mention this is pr... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2008
    Wow, and I thought my roommate's Cheeto and pube keyboard was bad. He's got nothing on this guy. It looks like he's trying to burn his house down. Hrrm, let's dive deeper into the mind of the psychopath behind this epic grossness by analyzing the picture. Evidence: He lik... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2008
    This is a cell phone disguised as a pack of Marlboro cigarettes that'll set you back about $175 in China. It rocks dualband GSM, a microSD card slot, and can play MP3's. From the front, it looks like a real pack of Marlboros. You can even put real cigarettes in it. But secr... / Continue →