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  • March 27, 2015
    This is the series of four 'On The Rocks' glasses available from UncommonGoods ($48 for the set). Each 13oz glass is wrapped with a photorealistic closeup of a different kind of stone taken by photographer Barry Rosenthal. If dropped, they will still shatter though, because t... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2015
    Working with scientists from the Leuven Institute for Beer Research (which is apparently a real institute and should hire me), the Stallhagen brewery in Finland has successfully recreated a beer from intact bottles found aboard a 1842 shipwreck. Me? I drank a case of Coors Ban... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2015
    Orange Swisher is this year's blunt inspired beer from New Jersey based Carton Brewing Company. It was crafted to smell like weed, taste like tobacco and fruit, and have a smoky finish. Cant' get your hands on any? Just drink any other beer and smoke a blunt at the same time... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2015
    Because you're that parent, this is a baby bottle that looks like a little beer bottle. Available for pre-order from Fred & Friends for $12, the Lil Lager Baby Bottle makes the perfect intro into beer for your youngster. After all, it's only a couple more years before they ca... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2015
    Whiskey Bullets ($45) are pieces of milled stainless steel in the shape of bullets that you put in the freezer, then add to your favorite sipping drink to chill it without dilution. There's nothing really special about them compared to the other carved rock and metal drink chi... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2014
    Somabar is a countertop robotic bartender that can mix perfectly proportioned drinks in less than five seconds using the six liquid ingredients of your choosing. You just fill up the six reservoirs ("Soma pods") with your choice of booze and mixers, use the app to tell the mac... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2014
    This is an already funded Kickstarter campaign for two (one raw, one painted) Krampus themed beer steins. $48 gets you the raw style when they ship next May, and $60 the painted version. I'm having a hard time deciding which one I want, which is why I just did Eeny, Meeny, Mi... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2014
    After years of being treated like a second class citizen by smoking jackets, the Drinking Jacket has decided to rise above and claim its rightful place in society. Currently an already funded Kickstarter project, the Drinking Jacket is an $85 zip-up hoodie with all kinds of ha... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2014
    Because apparently some people weren't aware the Sriracha bubble has already burst (not unlike the bacon bubble of the late 2000's), Rogue Brewery has just introduced Sriracha Stout. I will pass. Out. I will pass out after drinking 14 Sierra Nevadas instead. ROGUE Srirach... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2014
    This is the Planetary Glass Set being sold by ThinkGeek ($50). It features all nine planets of the solar system (f*** yeah, Pluto -- low-five!) and the sun. The eight "real" planet glasses are all 10-oz, the Sun is 16-oz, and Pluto is 4-oz. So, which one do you want to drin... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2014
    Note: Video contains a nice f-bomb at 0:57. Of course, if you're watching a video at work about bonging a beer and smoking weed at the same time, that probably isn't an issue. This is a video of the Knockout 5-in-1. It's a $30 beer bottle top attachment (currently available ... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2014
    In what may prove to be the most epic beer run of all time, scientists have determined that gas cloud G34.3 in the constellation Aquila has enough alcohol to provide 300,000 beers to every human on earth for a billion years. Obviously, I've already punched the cloud's coordina... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2014
    The award-winning De Halve Maan brewery in Bruges (weird movie) has just been approved to construct a 1.8-mile beer pipeline to connect its downtown brewery (where it's been brewing beer for almost five centuries) with a newly constructed bottling plant outside of town. The pi... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2014
    From hidden flask specialists Binoktails (who brought us the digital camera and hairbrush flasks) comes the $36 Bev-Bag Secret Handbag Flask. It holds a whopping 28-oz (828ml, more than a regular fifth bottle and almost a liter) of your favorite booze. Or just the cheapest bo... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2014
    This is the 99-pack of Peacemaker beer available from Austin Beerworks. It's seven feet long, weighs 82-pounds, costs $99, and has 99 beers inside. For reference, that's about a dollar a beer. "No, that's EXACTLY a dollar a beer." OH COOL, YOU'RE GOOD AT MATH, WAY TO BRAG. ... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2014
    This is the $10 Das Can-In-Stein available from ThinkGeek. It turns any 12-ounce can into a stein. It was an April Fool's product that they made a reality. They're not actually made out of metal though, they're resin, but will probably still make a formidable weapon in the e... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    This is a small series of booze bottles piss-poorly Photoshopped to offer more truth in advertising. For the record, I would still drink all of them, regardless of the consequences. As a matter of fact, just last night I drank four pints of Complain About Your Coworkers To Th... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2014
    When it comes to picking a good beer, there are only three factors to consider: taste, alcohol content, and price. I'm kidding, just buy the shit with the coolest bottle design. And now BevLink and Fish Brewing have teamed up to take advantage of the fact that people really w... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2014
    These are the officially licensed $20 Game Of Thrones Westeros map beer steins available from ThinkGeek. They hold 20-ounces of your favorite beverage. Me? I prefer my steins much larger. Plus with one of those metal lids on top so my coworkers can't smell the booze. They ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    Rhode Island brewery Narragansett Beer is re-releasing the 1975 can design as seen in the iconic can vs. Styrofoam cup crushing scene in Jaws (video after the jump). The throwback cans will only be available for a limited time though, so drink as many of them as you can while ... / Continue →