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  • September 12, 2013
    This is a bottle of $100 limited edition Godzilla sake. It's sake that comes in a Godzilla shaped bottle. Will it give you the strength and power to destroy your city? I certainly hope so, I've never liked [imagine your city's name here]. The molding engineer who created th... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2013
    This is a short video of two bros opening a beer with a thrown Frisbee. How many takes did they have to do? No clue, but it does look it spilled a decent amount of beer, making it perfect for those times you didn't want to drink a whole bottle anyways. 'Just pour half on the... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2013
    This is a video of Tim Janus trying to chug 30 non-alcoholic O'Douls in an hour to see if he can break the legal blood-alcohol limit of 0.08. He fails. After (amazingly) managing to put down 28 beers (336 ounces -- more than 2.5 gallons!) he only blows a 0.02, then pukes hard... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2011
    Hrey whas this brutton do? Space beer, not to be confused with beer made with ingredients grown in space, is beer designed to be consumed in space by future space-tourists. Why does space deserve it's own beer? I dunno, but I'm getting pretty jealous about it! The reason wh... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2010
    See the little dent in the can? Yes, the one the red arrow's pointing to. It helps you open the beer without hurting your finger or chipping a nail. Plus, if you punch a key through it you can chug the beer faster. Yep, just another reason why Japan is better than us at pr... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2010
    DAMN RAMBO PUT AWAY THE GUNS AMIRITE?! No, even you could take that guy. Anyway, a $10 shotglass bandolier. Wait -- only $10? HOW CAN THEY SELL THEM SO LOW?! You gotta fight, for your right, TO PARTY!!!! So strap on this 36-shot-glass bandolier for a guaranteed good time. ... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2010
    In the best news I've heard since screwing dinos helps prevent wrinkles, drinking alcohol may help battle rheumatoid arthritis. Did you hear that, gramps? I said, "TAKE ME TO THE LIQUOR STORE!" Moderate drinking has been linked to a variety of health benefits, including a re... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2010
    Sure you gain weight when you're pregnant, but you gotta work with me here. Also, the pregnancy thing wasn't actually proven in the study, it's just my own hypothesis. One that's 100% true. GW's Law of Knocking Up Drunk Womens. The risk of becoming overweight or obese falls... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2010
    This is a glacier "bleeding" delicious primordial ooze (high-res shot HERE) it picked up a couple million years ago. You all know what that means, don't you? I'm gonna chug a Big Gulp-full and turn into a ninja turtle! Roughly 2 million years ago, the Taylor Glacier sealed... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    Apparently battery-powered illuminated liquor bottles are becoming all the rage. They're supposed to grab your attention when you're trying to decide what to order at the bar. Yeah, TOO BAD I ALREADY KNOW WHAT I WANT (one of everything -- and keep the cherries coming). Balla... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2009
    This is a 9-second video of an evil mad scientist pouring liquid nitrogen in his mouth and blowing out vapor. Why? Because he's mad, yo! Even worse than that tea-loving mother with the big hat. Though it may look like this scientist is actually drinking the liquid nitrogen,... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2009
    Nearly thirty years after the yellow dot-munching fool made his first appearance, the mouthy bastard finally gets his own energy drink. Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink is a three-dollar 8.4oz cherry flavored caffeine high that'll have you bouncing off the walls before you can sa... / Continue →