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  • September 16, 2014
    This is the Windows desktop Redditor Croft1342 came back to after having a friend repair his computer. Apparently a single one of the Chrome icons is actually Chrome, and the rest are all Internet Explorer. No word if Croft knew how to solve the riddle without going through e... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2013
    The weight of that lock alone would tear my penis off! Are you a dude? Are you a dude who's been itching to lock away his privates but hasn't found a pecker locker with the right finish yet? Well the wait is over, because CB-X ("the world leader in male chastity") has you co... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2013
    Full Screen Mario is a website created by Josh Goldberg that allows you to play the original Super Mario Bros. in HTML 5. The site recommends playing in Chrome, but it worked in Firefox just fine. You can play all the way through the game or pick a specific level. Plus -- PL... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2013
    This is the life-size chrome t-rex built by artist Philippe Pasqua and on display near the Seine River in Paris. I smell a field trip! Jk jk, I smell the tuna salad sandwich that's been sitting at the top of my kitchen trashcan for three days that I can't take out because I'm... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2011
    West Coast Customs teamed up with Monster Cables (WTF?!) to produce a TRON-themed Audi R8 because -- well -- I don't know why. Something about poor decision making and overpriced wires. The car itself is an Audi R8, a car whose electric version has graced the digital page... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2010
    From College Humor: I dunno, I always imagined my interwebs browser as a saddled velociraptor. Wearing a jetpack. With special porn goggles on. Browsers and Transportation [buzzfeed]... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2010
    Put your hand down your pants. Now feel around. Realistically, how many of your penises would it take to fill a hotdog bun? Four or more you may need a chrome Hummer H2. And thankfully, Germany-based CFC (way to screw the ozone, jerks) has got you covered. In adhesive chro... / Continue →
  • November 24, 2008
    We've seen chromed cars in the past, but quite frankly (can I call you Frankly?), those just weren't as shiny as this Bugatti Veyron. Maybe they went for the economy chrome job, but whatever the case, they lacked the mirror-like sheen of this summabitch. I mean, you could sno... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2008
    Google, in its attempt to dominate all markets, is launching a line of automotive rims today, Google Chrome. I didn't really read the article, but I'm sure they're expensive and we'll see them in rap videos. EDIT: Ha, turns out Google Chrome is a web browser. On the surface,... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2008
    First the gold Porsche, then the Burberry Maserati and chrome Ferrari, and now, another chrome-dome, but this time a Lamborghini Murcielgo LP640. And it's for sale here if you want it, but it'll set you back around 622,000 coconuts. Which, if you were the professor, would mak... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2007
    Designer Stephen Hauser aka Snowtone has created the Snowtone Wastebasket. It's a trashcan for the bathroom that holds a magazine on top, so you can read hands-free. It was designed because resting a magazine on your lap makes your penis disappear. Sure it's just on the othe... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2007
    The Chrome Calculator Belt Buckle ($10) is almost exactly what it sounds like. The only thing they failed to mention is that it also serves as an incredibly effective chastity device. You can put it on either way (numbers up or down), so that you can use it, or someone else c... / Continue →