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  • May 8, 2015
    This are the Chocolate Tools sold by Firebox. They're made from 100% Belgian chocolate and covered in edible paint to make them look like real metal tools. They cost $23 apiece though (per tool, not set), so they're not for the poor. I'm going to buy the hammer and chase my... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2015
    This is Skyrocket Toys' Candy Craft Chocolate Pen, due out this fall (just in time for Christmas!) for around $30. It uses an electric motor to extrude liquid chocolate that quickly hardens into the shape of the penis you just drew. Now, before you start complaining about ho... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2015
    Note: I still feel near death and am all hopped up on pills. Either better or dead soon. This is the CocoJet 3D Printer, a collaboration between Hershey and 3D Systems. It can print letters and shapes just like a regular 3-D printer, but with chocolate. Because chocolate ma... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2014
    Seen here looking like hipster Clown Santa, French inventor Christian Poincheval poses with a CG version of a pill he invented that can allegedly make farts smell like roses, violets or chocolate. The pills contain 100% all-nature ingredients (i.e. fennel, blueberries and seaw... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2014
    This is First Class Camouflage, a new flavor available from Baskin-Robbins featuring patches of chocolate, salted caramel and cake-flavored ice creams. Plus they're selling camo waffle cones too. It's the perfect dessert for hiding out in the woods. "Why would I be hiding in... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    Because who hasn't dreamed of dropping off some of their own fudge bars in a melting chocolate crapper, UK chocolatiers Choccywoccydoodah and teamed up to make a toilet, bidet, sink and bathtub entirely out of Belgian chocolate. All the fixtures together contain ... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2014
    These are the edible chocolate LEGO blocks created by Akihiro Mizuuchi. They're made by pouring liquid chocolate into LEGO brick shaped molds and waiting for it to cool. Not too complicated. Afterwards, they're durable enough to build with, provided you don't hold them in yo... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2014
    Because who doesn't want to pretend to dine on the skulls of their enemies, these are the anatomically correct chocolate skulls cast by Etsy seller BlackChocolateCo. Each skull is made with 1.5kg (~3.3-pounds) of your choice of chocolate and costs $120. *spit-takes blood* Th... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2014
    In news that's sure to excite the execs of pharmaceutical companies that manufacture diabetes medications, Hershey has just announced a partnership with 3D systems to produce a 3-D printer that prints in chocolate (previously: this one that already exists). Are you thinking wh... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2013
    This is a box of Aperture Laboratories brand cake mix. Apparently it comes with everything you need to make the cake in the picture, except the cherries. Of course a bunch of people on Amazon gave it 1-star for being a lie (LOLOL -- you guys!), so who knows. I think it's just... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2013
    This is the realistic looking zombie cake created by the Artisan Cake Company of Portland, Oregon. It's not really cake though, the body was made out of Rice Krispies (or possibly store-brand Crispy Rice), then covered with a modeling chocolate skin and a shredded fondant shir... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2012
    These are some relatively realistic looking white chocolate baby heads created by Annabel de Vetten of the Conjurer's Kitchen as a private commission (presumably for a witch). Allegedly they're the same size as real newborn baby's heads. I'm really loving the creepy cloudy lo... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    This is an $8 chocolate gaming dice set from ThinkGeek. It comes with all the dice in the picture (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12 and d20). Sucks because I love those d2's. "What's a d2?" Those chocolate coins that come wrapped in gold! "Technically those have three sides." YOU SHUT... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2012
    This is a copy of Breakbot's new album 'By Your Side', pressed in dark chocolate. It's a real record you can buy at the Colette store in Paris and is advertised to play 3-5 times before your turntable's needle wears the chocolate out. Then you eat it. But not if you're a dog... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2012
    But do they come in XL? Because even peens deserve to play dress-up from time to time, online retailer D*ckHats is selling these edible chocolate dong toppers for sweetening up sexy-time with your lover. They're currently available in viking and cowboy hat varieties, but I've... / Continue →
  • June 22, 2012
    This is the new record-holder for the world's largest chocolate sculpture: a 18,239-pound (8,273-kilogram, ~9-ton) model of the Mayan-built Kukulkan pyramid in Chichen Itza, Mexico. It beats the previous record holder by almost 4 tons, and was presumably made to celebrate the ... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2012
    This is a Millennium Falcon chocolate made by Brazilian chocolatier André Murrai. I assume it was made from the mold of a toy, but who knows, maybe it was carved out of a giant Hershey Kiss the way the Egyptian pyramids were carved out of sand dunes. "Who told you that?" I'm... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    Ever wanted to pretend you were a black hole and gobble up all the planets in our solar system? Who hasn't? Playing space is FUN. And now you're in luck, because Japanese chocolatier L'éclat is selling these sets of solar system chocolates. Every $50 set comes in an outersp... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2011
    Ross Nanotechnology's NeverWet spray is a can of magic. Oooooooor silicon-based superhydrophobic spray that can make liquids "shoot off" anything it's applied to. And speaking of hydrophobics: come on, what do you have against gays?! They're people just like you and me exce... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2011
    Chocolate: it tastes good but makes you fat. I'm actually in the process of weening myself off a four-Snickers-a-day habit but it's not going so hot (read: yesterday I had six and an Almond Joy). Enter the printer that can build things in 3-D chocolate by building them up lay... / Continue →