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  • November 12, 2012
    This is a video of Microsoft's Chief Research Officer Rick Rashid explaining and demonstrating their speech recognition software that can translate his English into other languages (in this case Chinese) in his own voice. The implications this has for ordering at ethnic restau... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2011
    Train > truck, just sayin'. Seen here looking like it could use a couple dents sucked out, this is a video of a Chinese SUV driving in Russia. Not sure if it's a concept vehicle or what, but you've got to admit it does look pretty futuristic. Get it?! Because earth's gonna ... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2011
    Jealous Old Woman who Lives in a Shoe is jealous. It actually gets zero feet per gallon because it's electric. It does get 250 miles to a single charge at speeds up to 30MPH though, which isn't bad. Still no word if it comes equipped with modern safety features like ankle so... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2011
    Note: Video possibly NSFW on account of gratuitous melon mashing (no, NOT like Gallagher). Although it is just a commercial so it can't be that bad. This is a 5:00 commercial for a Chinese corset that cinches a woman's bloobies together with a comical WOOOOOP (but way more la... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2010
    The Top Charming titty jiggler is supposed to grow breasts by vibrating them to stimulate the blood flow or something. I honestly don't know. What I do know is there's a 5:00 video after the jump that's half titty-twitchin' and half somebody pretending to be a scientist makin... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    LEARN HOW TO COUNT CORNS, PEOPLE -- THERE'S NOTHING UNI ABOUT THAT HEIFER! Apparently a Chinese cow has grown a big-ass horn in the middle of its head (not unlike this woman), leading some people to mistakenly call it a unicorn. Too bad, oh I don't know -- UNICORNS DON'T CO... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2010
    Listen: I don't care if you ARE a cheap Chinese backpack manufacturer, you should at least be able to recognize Captain America when you see him. Looks Legit of the Day [thedailywh.at]... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2010
    This is a Chinese news animation of the whole iPhone 4 fiasco being played out from lost prototype to recent press conference addressing the phone's booboo antenna problem. Plus Steve Jobs steals Bill Gates' Darth Vader helmet after a lightsaber battle, which makes perfect sen... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2010
    Always wanted a tiger or panda bear but were worried they'd maul the faces off everyone in the neighborhood? That's because they would. Thankfully, now you can have your dog dyed to look like one. Because why stop at just chopping off their balls? Hit the jump for several m... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    This is a little gallery of Chinese superhero knockoffs. Like Spader-Man here. Why the manufacturers don't just go the extra mile and use the copywritten names is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with honor and morals. Wait, did I say honor and morals? Becaus... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2009
    Two scientists in China have developed an electromagnetic black hole capable of sucking in and trapping microwaves (not my Kid's Cuisine!). Next stop: trapping visible light. The device, which works at microwave frequencies, may soon be extended to trap visible light, leading... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2009
    In this week's "growing things that look like other things" news, a Chinese farmer has learned how to grow Buddah shaped pears. But are they sacrilegious to eat? Hao Xianzhang, a local famer, spent six years to perfect the process by growing the pears inside moulds, local med... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2009
    Further proof that Chinese farmers can build virtually any mode of transportation with common household ingredients, 34-year old Tao Xiangli went and built himself a fully functional sub. Man the torpedoes! The Chinese man has built himself his very own sub all on his own, sp... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2009
    Some guy in China went and made his own helicopter entirely out of wood. Except for the engine. Because wooden engines are stupid. Admit it, maple motor, you are dumb! 20 year old Chinese farmer Wu Zhongyuan built himself a helicopter using only -- according to the man -- w... / Continue →