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Chinese Knocker Clamp Corset Commercial

Note: Video possibly NSFW on account of gratuitous melon mashing (no, NOT like Gallagher). Although it is just a commercial so it can't be that bad. This...
March 11, 2011

From B's To D's: The Chinese Breast Shaker

The Top Charming titty jiggler is supposed to grow breasts by vibrating them to stimulate the blood flow or something. I honestly don't know. What I do...
December 31, 2010

Cow Grows Unicorn Horn, Dubbed 'Unicow'

LEARN HOW TO COUNT CORNS, PEOPLE -- THERE'S NOTHING UNI ABOUT THAT HEIFER! Apparently a Chinese cow has grown a big-ass horn in the middle of its...
December 21, 2010

Eye Of The Tiger Dog: Chinese Pet Dyeing

Always wanted a tiger or panda bear but were worried they'd maul the faces off everyone in the neighborhood? That's because they would. Thankfully, now you can...
June 12, 2010

Not So Super: Chinese Superhero Knockoffs

This is a little gallery of Chinese superhero knockoffs. Like Spader-Man here. Why the manufacturers don't just go the extra mile and use the copywritten names is...
April 19, 2010

Uh-Oh: Chinese Scientists Create Black Hole

Two scientists in China have developed an electromagnetic black hole capable of sucking in and trapping microwaves (not my Kid's Cuisine!). Next stop: trapping visible light. The...
October 15, 2009

Holy: Farmer Grows Buddah Shaped Pears

In this week's "growing things that look like other things" news, a Chinese farmer has learned how to grow Buddah shaped pears. But are they sacrilegious to...
September 19, 2009

Chinese Farmer Builds Himself A Submarine

Further proof that Chinese farmers can build virtually any mode of transportation with common household ingredients, 34-year old Tao Xiangli went and built himself a fully functional...
September 8, 2009

Chinese Farmer Builds Wooden Roflcopter

Some guy in China went and made his own helicopter entirely out of wood. Except for the engine. Because wooden engines are stupid. Admit it, maple motor,...
August 7, 2009