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  • July 2, 2015
    Watermelon bread is bread made with dough that's been colored and rolled in a way that, when baked and sliced, resemble pieces of watermelon. It doesn't taste like watermelon though, it only looks like it. There will be no seed spitting competition after you finish your toast... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2015
    This is a chart containing 50 inspirational quotes from different children's entertainment characters. I read them all now I feel like I can conquer the world. Or at least a really big sandwich. One of those sandwiches that if you eat the whole thing in a certain amount of t... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2015
    This is a video of Youtuber Buddy Crotty lulling his crying baby daughter back to sleep with the sound of Darth Vader's breathing. It's pretty effective. When I was a baby my parents used to lull me to sleep with the sound of heavy metal and now I can't go to a concert withou... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2015
    This is a video of a grandfather and grandson playing Pie Face (links to Amazon), a Russian Roulette style game for kids that leaves the loser with a faceful of whipped cream. Or sour cream or apple sauce, really whatever you want to load the hand up with. You spin the spinne... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2015
    7-year old Colin Gilpatric recently wrote George Lucas asking him to change the rules so Jedis can get married, so that he can get married in the future without having to become a Sith. Obviously, because George Lucas has absolutely no problem throwing traditional Star Wars ... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2015
    This is the KidRunner, a baby stroller that is strapped to a special belt and towed behind you as you run. It was designed so parents could run more naturally (swinging their arms) and still be able to safely take their child for a spin instead of hoping they're okay at home i... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2015
    Because who hasn't dreamed of having their kids crawling all over them like a human jungle gym (like they don't already), Atsushi Shiraishi designed the Athletitti, a rope vest that turns parents into pieces of climbable equipment. What a great bonding experience. Just be ex... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2015
    This is the Spaceship Bed made and sold by Etsy store FableBedworks. It looks kinda like a spaceship and costs $14,000. That price does include some pretty sweet light effects though. Plus the rocket boosters are actually hidden shelving units. Still -- $14,000? You can ge... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2014
    This is is a video of father Mike Wilson dressed as Spider-Man surprising his son Jayden on his fifth birthday. Sadly (and because life isn't fair in the least), Jayden was diagnosed with a Grade 4 Brain Stem Tumor and given about a year to live. *shaking fist at God* JUST A... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2014
    In heartwarming news, 6-year old Addison, who's in remission from leukemia, got to travel to Hawaii and go on a unicorn-meeting adventure as part of a Make-A-Wish project. Addison believes unicorns are real and live in Hawaii, clearly because she knows what's up. Addison, who... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2014
    This is 8-year old Dylan Prunty and the replica of the Children's Hospital Los Angeles he built out of LEGO bricks. Dylan builds things out of LEGO to help distract himself from the pain caused from a rare genetic disorder. PROTIP: Get those tissues handy. Fittingly named ... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2014
    Some parents are outraged after finding out the $25 'You & Me Mommy Change My Diaper Doll' that Toys R Us sells has a penis. Apparently the girl version has a vagina. But parents don't want their kids playing with anatomically correct dolls. Or at least feel the doll should ... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2014
    This is a video of 6-year old Gagan Satish from Bagalore, India, rollerskating under 39 consecutive cars. That is a new record (previously: a video of the old champion from 2008). The clearance under the cars is only 20cm (7.9-inches). For reference, I always knock the pole ... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2014
    Meet Bunch O Balloons, a system for filling up to 100 water balloons per minute invented by father of eight Josh Malone. Because when it's your job to fill water balloons for eight kids, you're gonna find a way to make that shit easier on yourself. Same goes for putting them ... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2014
    To celebrate the 25th anniversary of handheld console, The Fine Brothers gave a bunch of kids Game Boys and asked them what they thought of them. SPOILER: Not impressed. So not impressed some of them can't even understand how people could have possibly enjoyed playing with th... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2014
    This is the latest video from The Fine Bros featuring today's children reacting to yesterday's technology. In this case, a late 70's computer. They are not impressed. Now I feel old. "How old?" Old enough to call the nearest assisted living facility and ask to see their ca... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2014
    A judge overseeing a custody battle in England has ordered a father to stop emailing his children in all caps because it appears he's yelling. Yes, really. I even double checked the source site to make sure this wasn't some leftover from April Fools'. The world we live in, ... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2014
    This is a series of children's medical helmets painted by artist Paula Strawn to look cooler than the plain white they come in. They almost make me wish I had to wear a medical helmet. I don't though. "Then what's that on your head?" Oh this? This is a CRASH helmet. "And ... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    3D Babies will print a replica of your unborn baby using the 3-D ultrasound from a doctor's visit (previously: these ones from Japan based on MRI scans). 3D Babies come in three sizes: a $200 mini, a $400 half-size, and a $600 full size (8-inch) version. They also come in thr... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2014
    This is a small series (there's three) of emoji faces imagined in real life. They were created as part of a campaign to raise awareness that your kids might not really know who they're chatting with online. I dunno, apparently some parents haven't talked to their kids about o... / Continue →