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  • July 13, 2015
    This is the Chizza available from KFC in the Philippines. It's called a Chizza because....actually I'm not sure why it's called a Chizza. "It's the combination of chicken and pizza." WELL I'LL BE DAMNED. You are a smart cookie. Jk jk, you are those little hexagonal cracker... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    Because I'm just itching to put on my next twenty pounds, this is the Napoli Crispy Pizza Fried Chicken available from KFC Hong Kong. Apparently it has a pizza flavored breading, including mozzarella and cheddar cheeses. It looks like maybe some kind of marinara too? Would I... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2015
    This is KFC's Double Down Dog, a hotdog with a fried chicken for a bun and drizzled with a cheese sauce that looks like mustard. Obviously, they blew it by not adding chili and diced onions. I would still eat one. Unfortunately, they've only been introduced to South Korea an... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2014
    This is Illinois Slim's Smoker Steam Train Engine (previously on Geekologie: this beautiful steampunk train grill). It's got all the bells and whistles (literally -- it has a bell and whistle). Plus several places to vent the steam so you can pretend you're a real train engin... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2014
    This is the Zing Double Down King, a wonderfully named sandwich from KFC South Korea that features not only bacon like the Double Down available here in the U.S., but a burger patty as well. Meaning it includes all three major carnivorous food groups: chicken, beef and pork. ... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2014
    This is the Kentucky Fried Chicken keyboard and mouse (technically a chicken) created by KFC in Japan as part of some sort of social media promotion. Apparently somebody is going to win all these peripherals by tweeting a special hashtag or something. Then they will immediate... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2014
    Because sometimes you want ALL dark meat, this are several shots of a rare Ayam Cemani Chicken of Indonesia. The birds are all black, every bit of them, except their blood. It kind of reminds me of Shadowmere from Skyrim. Man, I loved that horse. I might fire up the game to... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2014
    Prehistoric earth was black and white? Mindblowing! The only chicken from hell I want is in nugget form and they better be SPICY. This thing looks like a naked man crouched in a chicken costume. I outlined him for you here. See? Meet Anzu wyliei, a recently discovered spec... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2014
    This is the Bloody Mary that comedian Randy Liedtke made. It comes with everything, including: two double cheeseburgers, fries, onion rings, garlic bread, a whole lemon, lime, jalapeno and onion, pickles, olives, an Italian sub, fried chicken and a pizza. Oh, and a smaller Bl... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2013
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's bitten into something weird in the middle of a nugget, scientists have revealed that fast food chicken nuggets are actually less than 50% chicken meat, and more than 50% things you wish you weren't eating. Granted, they still taste... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2013
    Wow, great job on the thighs. This is the 16-foot All Terrain Scout Transport (AT-ST) replica for sale on eBay for £9,800 (~$15,700). The seller advertises it as life-size, but the Star Wars wiki I just checked (I did research for once!) says an AT-ST should stand 8.6-meters (... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2011
    Inb4 'I want what he's having'. If bigger = better, then this is the best MP3 player ever made. If not, it's still the Zune. Makeshift MP3 Player of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at] Thanks to Carsten, who made a record-playing backpack because he prefers the sound of vinyl.... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2011
    This is a chicken "vacuum" used to harvest chickens from the yard and crate them before slaughter so they can finally be put out of their f***ing misery. It's...a great example of what's wrong with the manufactured meat industry. Aaaaaaaand why I don't eat the animals. God k... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2011
    So appetizing. Chicken: it might be what's for dinner. Me? I think I'm gonna have a little, oh I don't know -- PASTA WITH ARTICHOKES. BA-BWAM! Did I mention there will be berry cobbler and butter pecan ice cream for dessert? A LA MODE, BABY! This is an automated chicken ... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2011
    They look f***in' delicious. These freaky-ass 'Transylvanian Naked Neck Chickens' (yes, really) are chickens with a genetic mutation that gives them turkey-like necks. Or did one bang a giraffe? I'm on to you, Old MacFrankenstein! The scientists said the effects of the gene... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    KFC (who knows good marketing) has just started a campaign in which they pay college girls $500 to wear 'Double Down' sweatpants and pass out sandwiches/coupons to horny/obese college students. It's actually pretty genius if you think about it while you're hungry and forgive t... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2010
    Mechanically separated chicken THAT'S BEEN EXTRUDED INTO THE TOP OF A CARDBOARD BOX. Mmmm, start opening the BBQ packets! There's more: because it's crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be refla... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2010
    No, despite what Apple may have convinced their minions, it's never been cool. ESPECIALLY NOT FOR F***ING CHICKEN WRAPS. But did that stop KFC? Hell finger-lickin' no! Strapped for cash but sick and tired of the same old cheap eats? Remix your value menu routine with KFC's ... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2010
    Kentucky Fried Cruelty is allegedly testing a new sandwich at select stores. What kind of sandwich? Try "5 layers of fried chicken skin, lumped on a bun and topped with white american cheese and bacon." Mmmm, I can already feel my intestines trying to escape out my butthole.... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2010
    Well folks, I know I'll be sleeping like a baby tonight. You see, I'm gonna get pass-out drunk and curl up on the bathroom floor with a towel scientists claim they now have proof that the chicken came before the egg. Great, now I'm hungry. "It had long been suspected that th... / Continue →