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  • November 4, 2015
    PROTIP: Adjust according based on the number of over-eaters in your family. This is a handy poultry cooking chart created by the folks at Personal Creations detailing how much bird to buy for how many people, and how long to cook it. It's for people who might be new to hostin... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    This is the Chizza available from KFC in the Philippines. It's called a Chizza because....actually I'm not sure why it's called a Chizza. "It's the combination of chicken and pizza." WELL I'LL BE DAMNED. You are a smart cookie. Jk jk, you are those little hexagonal cracker... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    Because I'm just itching to put on my next twenty pounds, this is the Napoli Crispy Pizza Fried Chicken available from KFC Hong Kong. Apparently it has a pizza flavored breading, including mozzarella and cheddar cheeses. It looks like maybe some kind of marinara too? Would I... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2015
    This is KFC's Double Down Dog, a hotdog with a fried chicken for a bun and drizzled with a cheese sauce that looks like mustard. Obviously, they blew it by not adding chili and diced onions. I would still eat one. Unfortunately, they've only been introduced to South Korea an... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2014
    This is Illinois Slim's Smoker Steam Train Engine (previously on Geekologie: this beautiful steampunk train grill). It's got all the bells and whistles (literally -- it has a bell and whistle). Plus several places to vent the steam so you can pretend you're a real train engin... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2014
    This is the Zing Double Down King, a wonderfully named sandwich from KFC South Korea that features not only bacon like the Double Down available here in the U.S., but a burger patty as well. Meaning it includes all three major carnivorous food groups: chicken, beef and pork. ... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2014
    This is the Kentucky Fried Chicken keyboard and mouse (technically a chicken) created by KFC in Japan as part of some sort of social media promotion. Apparently somebody is going to win all these peripherals by tweeting a special hashtag or something. Then they will immediate... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2014
    Because sometimes you want ALL dark meat, this are several shots of a rare Ayam Cemani Chicken of Indonesia. The birds are all black, every bit of them, except their blood. It kind of reminds me of Shadowmere from Skyrim. Man, I loved that horse. I might fire up the game to... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2014
    Prehistoric earth was black and white? Mindblowing! The only chicken from hell I want is in nugget form and they better be SPICY. This thing looks like a naked man crouched in a chicken costume. I outlined him for you here. See? Meet Anzu wyliei, a recently discovered spec... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2014
    This is the Bloody Mary that comedian Randy Liedtke made. It comes with everything, including: two double cheeseburgers, fries, onion rings, garlic bread, a whole lemon, lime, jalapeno and onion, pickles, olives, an Italian sub, fried chicken and a pizza. Oh, and a smaller Bl... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2013
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's bitten into something weird in the middle of a nugget, scientists have revealed that fast food chicken nuggets are actually less than 50% chicken meat, and more than 50% things you wish you weren't eating. Granted, they still taste... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2013
    Wow, great job on the thighs. This is the 16-foot All Terrain Scout Transport (AT-ST) replica for sale on eBay for £9,800 (~$15,700). The seller advertises it as life-size, but the Star Wars wiki I just checked (I did research for once!) says an AT-ST should stand 8.6-meters (... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2011
    Inb4 'I want what he's having'. If bigger = better, then this is the best MP3 player ever made. If not, it's still the Zune. Makeshift MP3 Player of the Day [] Thanks to Carsten, who made a record-playing backpack because he prefers the sound of vinyl.... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2011
    This is a chicken "vacuum" used to harvest chickens from the yard and crate them before slaughter so they can finally be put out of their f***ing misery. It's...a great example of what's wrong with the manufactured meat industry. Aaaaaaaand why I don't eat the animals. God k... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2011
    So appetizing. Chicken: it might be what's for dinner. Me? I think I'm gonna have a little, oh I don't know -- PASTA WITH ARTICHOKES. BA-BWAM! Did I mention there will be berry cobbler and butter pecan ice cream for dessert? A LA MODE, BABY! This is an automated chicken ... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2011
    They look f***in' delicious. These freaky-ass 'Transylvanian Naked Neck Chickens' (yes, really) are chickens with a genetic mutation that gives them turkey-like necks. Or did one bang a giraffe? I'm on to you, Old MacFrankenstein! The scientists said the effects of the gene... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    KFC (who knows good marketing) has just started a campaign in which they pay college girls $500 to wear 'Double Down' sweatpants and pass out sandwiches/coupons to horny/obese college students. It's actually pretty genius if you think about it while you're hungry and forgive t... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2010
    Mechanically separated chicken THAT'S BEEN EXTRUDED INTO THE TOP OF A CARDBOARD BOX. Mmmm, start opening the BBQ packets! There's more: because it's crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be refla... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2010
    No, despite what Apple may have convinced their minions, it's never been cool. ESPECIALLY NOT FOR F***ING CHICKEN WRAPS. But did that stop KFC? Hell finger-lickin' no! Strapped for cash but sick and tired of the same old cheap eats? Remix your value menu routine with KFC's ... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2010
    Kentucky Fried Cruelty is allegedly testing a new sandwich at select stores. What kind of sandwich? Try "5 layers of fried chicken skin, lumped on a bun and topped with white american cheese and bacon." Mmmm, I can already feel my intestines trying to escape out my butthole.... / Continue →