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ROCK SOLID ALIBI: Kid Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Privates, Tries To Cover It Up By Blaming NinjasAccording to Chicago police, a 17-year old gang member shot himself in the crank and then went to the hospital and tried to blame the whole thing on ninjas. Now listen: I know it's hard to think straight when you've just shot yourself in the peen, but ninjas -- really? They d... / Continue →