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  • October 7, 2011
    Ever wonder what you'd look like with ridiculously crappy fake knockers? Try what I do and Photoshop your head onto celebrities' bodies. Hey, look at me everybody -- I'm on the red carpet with my frontbutt out! Oooooor you can get your hands on this homebrew Kinect hack. It... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2011
    Fine, SO MAYBE I LIED. Still, I had to find a way to ensure you'd all look at the picture because it brings up several important questions I want to discuss with you. 1. Does the guy that this dude calls dad know his wife banged a wild bear behind his back and 2. WHY THE F***... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    Just the right amount of coverage. The Sleeping Beauty Bra is a $70 bra that's supposed to prevent ladies (and busty men) from waking up with wrinkles between their tits. Thankfully, I don't have a breast wrinkle problem. Balls, absolutely. Which, painful fact: they DO NOT ... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2011
    Note: DD-size version of the map HERE. To compliment the wiener one from last week, this is the world map of average breast cup sizes. Now I know what you're wondering, "GW -- what's your favorite cup?" Thanks for asking, I'm really into fruit cups. JOKING -- pudding all th... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2010
    UPDATE: Geekologie reader has a shot of his just-as-impressive back taken at Comic-Con. Picture after the jump. This is a picture of a guy with a bunch of older-school (Teen Titan) superheroes tattooed all over his chest. It's not really the best work I've ever seen, but wha... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2010
    IGN personality and gamer-girl extraordinaire Jessica Chobot recently had her breasts cast and painted in a God of War theme to help raise money for the Keep-A-Breast Foundation (personally, I'd like to see you ladies keep them both). The chestpiece was painted by Sony artist ... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2010
    I know that was probably false advertising, but I'm a jerk and you already knew that. Dickery aside, allegedly the drawing came first and the cosplayers decided to re-enact it. Chest-ily. Which, I think we can all agree, is the best way to reenact anything. *ahem* General L... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2009
    The 'Mall Fire' by Ataria is a $5,400 tool chest (sans tools) that turns into a romantic ethanol fireplace whenever opened. Well, as romantic as a fireplace in a tool chest can be anyways. Which is very. And also why I just had one mounted in the bed of my truck. What do yo... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2009
    Several people in the town of Girardville, Pennsylvania are upset over a busty pirate statue whose magical treasure chest (ZING!) draws scalawags into a local antique store. Amongst the town's most outspoken opponents of the statue is local Roman Catholic Priest, Edward Commol... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2009
    Ever wanted to pretend you were an ape? Well you don't need a novelty t-shirt. You just crouch down real low and drag your knuckles on the ground and grunt a whole bunch. That's what I do, and I, my friends, was a gorilla for Halloween one year. The defense rests. Anyway, ... / Continue →
  • December 24, 2008
    No need to thank me folks, just spreading some holiday, um, nipple-stache. And remember, it's not too late to add "new eyes" to your last minute Christmas list. The nipple mustache [iosoup] Thanks to Kevin, who allegedly grew a crotch-stache for his senior prom.... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2008
    VIDEO IS NSFW Well, after that last post I need a little pick-me-up. And what picks up the Geekologie Writer? Haha, you all know me too well, NSFW boobs (read: bare ones). This is a European Siemens commercial for a $900 washing machine that features a bunch of bare-breaste... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2008
    This is a gallery of geeky t-shirt designs from some guy named Glenn Jones. Hit the jump for a bunch more of my favorites and a link to his store which has even more. They're all $20 a pop and the perfect thing to keep you from showing your tits this holiday season. Unless y... / Continue →