Somehow I Made It: Happy Birthday To Me

So today's my birthday. It's my 640th year on this planet as an immortal warlock. I actually wrote all these articles yesterday so I could go out...
August 12, 2014

I'm Vomiting Already: Gummi Shot Glasses

I'm. Puking. RAINBOOOOWS!! Aaaaaaaaand Pad Thai. You wanna know what goes well with a shot? Another one. Like socks and knockers, shots are always best in pairs....
May 26, 2011