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  • May 21, 2012
    This is a giant chart depicting sixteen different types of geeks. Are they accurate? Not a single f***ing one. I'm not even sure why I posted them except 1. to make sure I have a reason to hate myself later so 2. I have an excuse to go out drinking tonight. What can I say, ... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    Want to see if your peepers are good enough to fly for Planet Express? Well you're in luck, thanks to this Planet Express Pilot's Eye Chart in the alien language from Futurama by designer/Geekologie Reader David Johns. If Leela can do it, I'm sure you can too. No, no I'm not... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2011
    I mean, awesome if it's true, I just know I've been on the steady downhill since I was six. I'm talking below the x-axis downhill. But maybe it's because I'm not so much a nerd or regular person, but something else entirely. "A loser with no future?" *tapping finger to nose... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2011
    Note: Slightly larger version HERE. This is small chart showing how different people in science view themselves and each other. Me? I imagine everybody wearing lab coats with taped glasses and pocket protectors. I guess you could call me oldschool. "Or Shadow Reacharound ... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2011
    This is a little chart of 19 famous hands from sci-fi franchises. Unfortunately, it was only available in t-shirt form for one day last Friday by shirt-a-day purveyor RipT (seriously T -- we miss you, bro). Can you name them all? I named eleven. Granted I named them things ... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2011
    Note: This chart was cut so you could read it, click HERE for all 150. This is a chart allegedly depicting the names a boyfriend gave in response to his girlfriend after to name all the original Pokémons by picture alone. So yeah, that's what this is supposed to be. Of cour... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2011
    Note: You can't read a word of that unless you were granted eagle-vision after a radioactive bird shat in your eye or something, click HERE to see the whole thing. This is a definitive guide to superpowers and the freaks who have them. Or, if you want to get technical, " a ta... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    Note: Slightly larger (but still very pixel-y) version HERE. This is a chart of 235 pixelated Star Trek characters by illustrator John Martz. You can get a numbered chart HERE and try to name them all by the 12th, with the two people who can name the most receiving free print... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2011
    Note: Larger version HERE but you can go to Brian's DeviantART page for a massive 7500x5000px (18MB) version. Here's one last piece (promise) of Zelda propaganda to finish off the celebratory week. It's a chart depicting the various swords from the different Zelda games as cr... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2010
    Note: You're not gonna have much fun playing it at this size, click HERE to see the thing in full-res and start making decisions! This is a flowchart you can use to "play" every computer RPG all smushed into one. I tried it a couple times but kept getting stuck in the "ente... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    Note: Full-res version right *ABRACADABRA!* HERE. I never read any of the Harry Potter books because they make us real wizards seem kinda twinky, but I have seen part of one of the movies, so I'm basically an expert on the subject. Also, every other subject. Women's fashion?... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2010
    Note: Slightly larger version HERE for those of you with eyes in the back of your head that have to use a mirror to see the monitor. Will you survive the zombie apocalypse? I dunno, I guess it depends on what kind of zombies you're dealing with. Because I'm gonna be honest... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2010
    Note: Full resolution, non-eye-straining version HERE. Have you ever wondered what to call a specific group of something? Not me, I just call everything a group of whatever it is (i.e. "This party is a group of all wieners"). But apparently there are even more specific "coll... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    Damn that makes me sad. By the time you're old enough to make a graph about dinosaurs you can't even spell dinosaurs correctly. It's enough to make a dinophile cry. Which reminds me: my second semester at college I managed to sign up for a senior-level paleontology course de... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2010
    Ever wonder what time of the day people opt for "private" internet browsing? Well wonder no more thanks to these graphs depicting what times and for how long Firefox users lurk for pr0n in private mode. Me? Nonstop. The Mozilla Firefox metrics blog just published detailed d... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2010
    Because geeks like arguing about things to show off their intellectual superiority (think nerdy peacocks), here's a visual guide to lightsabers so you can prove you're right when arguing with a fellow Star Warser at the bar over a cold Mountain Dew. That's cool and all, but yo... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2010
    Note: Click HERE for the high-res version so you can see all the parts. You know you're curious about the anus, don't even lie! Ever wonder what a Golfish cracker looks like on the inside? Well now you know. And knowing is half the battle something I often wish I didn't. T... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    NOTE: There's no way you can read that chart without straining your eyes, I don't care matter how many carrots you've eaten and/or pleasured yourself with and put back in the crisper drawer. Click HERE to see the whole thing. This is a chart explaining the science behind vari... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2010
    I don't buy it. I know for a fact you'd spend at least half that pie trying convince your girlfriend it's her last chance to have sex before she's "an undead flesh-bag". Which -- God you have a way with words. I'd do you if I were her. Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apoc... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2010
    I love candy, it's an important part of my life. Right up there with the internet and self-loathing. And this is a complicated Venn diagram that explains the relationships of different candybars to one another. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Put one of each in a blende... / Continue →