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  • October 20, 2014
    If you haven't already seen it, this is a prank video utilizing a legless man to play a dissembled chainsaw massacre victim. It is f***ed up. I feel like these Youtube pranksters have really gotten out of hand lately. I mean, somebody's going to have a heart attack eventuall... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2014
    This is a video of chainsaw artist Griffon Ramsey carving Guardians of the Galaxy's Groot out of a couple stumps. Of all the things to be carving out of a stump, Groot seems the most appropriate. Followed by totem poles and tiki gods. I've always wanted a giant tiki god carv... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2014
    Note: Solid F-bomb at 0:19. Crank up the volume! This is a short video of a guy cutting down a massive tree limb when the Ent it belongs to decides enough is enough and wacks him off his ladder. Dude survived the fall fine though, so you don't have to feel bad about having j... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2013
    Note: Larger version HERE for more detail. I don't have a foyer by the way, I was just daydreaming about how cool it would be to have a house with a foyer instead of an apartment with a bug problem. This is the chainsaw carved dinosaur created by Scott Dow of ANIMALISTIC Chai... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2013
    This is a video of slingshot nutjob Jorge Sprave's chainsaw-javelin shooting slingshot. It fires a little chainsaw on a pole. Its actual usefulness as an effective weapon is next to zero but the RAD FACTOR, well, the rad factor is a solid six out of ten. "That isn't very hig... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2013
    This is a video of an industrial robot that's been programmed to carve logs into stools with a chainsaw. Afterwards, the stools are sold to the folks who came to watch the robot in action. Wow, what a fun way to spend a Saturday morning! "You're joking." Of course I'm jokin... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2012
    This is a video of a chainsaw destroying a fake-blood filled pumpkin in slow motion. It was made by non-profit haunted house Hundred Acres Mansion as a reminder to everyone to have a safe and happy Halloween. You know, because crazy chainsaw wielding = safety. Do as I say, n... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2012
    To prove he's not just a one trick pony Nord, here's a video of slingshot aficionado Joerg Sprave with his homemade portable-drill powered steak knife chainsaw. It's not really a chainsaw though -- it's belt driven. Me? I'm chauffeur driven. "The bus doesn't count." Haha, ... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2012
    This is a video of an old man opening a beer bottle with a chainsaw. I swear I've seen a video of this trick before, but whatever, this guy revs his chainsaw way more earning him +5 showmanship. You know what else chainsaws are great at opening? Legs. Haha, there's a bone i... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2012
    This isn't the first time we've seen a chainsaw bayonet on a rifle, but it is the first time we've seen a commercially available one specifically for zombie slaying. Introducing the DoubleStar Zombie-X AK-47. It means business. Me? I mean pleasure. The DoubleStar Zombie-... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2011
    This is a tattoo of a t-rex with chainsaws for arms. You can tell they're actually attached and he's not just holding them BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL A T-REX COULD EVER HOLD CHAINSAWS. Grudges, yes. And as sexy a beast as he is, you know what my favorite part is? Trying... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Everybody has their own personal weapon preference when it comes to braining zombies. Some prefer shotguns, others crowbars, and I like to swing my penis around like a battle axe. You too?! High-fi-- nevermind. But for those of you who haven't found that perfect zombie-lobo... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Two chainsaw posts in a row, you all know what that means. WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO!! Blue-light special in the power tools department! I swear these things have been around forever but Black and Decker's $80 Alligator Lopper has been making its rounds on the internet the... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Geekologie Reader and tattoo artist Jak went and decorated a chainsaw with some extra zombie-killing flair. Because Jak doesn't just want to cut the heads off zombies, Jak wants to look f***ing good cutting the heads off zombies. I'm a tattoo artist in Anchorage, Alaska. I di... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    If you want to raise a good chainsaw massacre-er you have to start 'em young. Same goes for bloggers. Which is exactly why I rest my balls on the keyboard. ccccccccxccxzzxxxxxzzzzzzz LEFTY -- WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TYPING?! The chainsaw and the severed arm plush are a cr... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    Artist Kordian Lewandowski went and carved Princess Peach and Mario in the style of Michelangelo's 'La Pietà'. It is most impressive. I posted a couple more pictures after the jump, including a reference shot of the original artwork, and a shot of this one with Kordian besid... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2010
    This is a video of a guy carving the original Big Daddy prototype out of wood. With a chainsaw. Which brings up an interesting question: how do you carve Subject Delta out of a tree? Shave away everything that doesn't look like a Big Daddy. HAHA! God I slay me. Youtube T... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2010
    A Hello Kitty chainsaw (high-res pic HERE): it was only a matter of time. Makes a great addition to you to Hello Kitty AR-15. But not your family. You don't want that thing suckling your teat for six months. F*** your nipples up. Hello Kitty Chainsaw [hellokittyhell] Than... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2009
    Cyclone Power Technologies, the company behind the Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR), denies that it was designed to dine on human corpses. Obviously, they're lying through their oil-stained, robot loving teeth. "We completely understand the public's concern abou... / Continue →