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  • September 30, 2014
    This is a weird ass two minute commercial for GE Link LED lightbulbs starring every woman's favorite Jurassic Park visitor Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) and directed by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. The $15 bulbs last 22 years, can all be connected via a $20 hub, and cont... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2014
    A Thai textbook publisher learned the hard way that maybe you shouldn't just print random images off the internet after it was discovered the photo they used on their edition of 'Basic Mathematics' is actually from the cover of Japanese p0rn film 'Costume Play Working Girl' sta... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    Richard Attenborough, the actor who played John Hammond in Jurassic Park, has passed away. He was 90. Lord Attenborough didn't just play the inventor of Jurassic Park though, he also acted in such classics as The Great Escape, Brighton Rock and The Miracle on 34th Street. Pl... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2014
    Note: Larger, Goldblumier shot HERE. This is a wedding shot from photographer Adam Biesenthal featuring Pamela and Jesse Sargent's wedding party running for their lives from a t-rex. Oh, and Jeff Goldblum is in there. Apparently his fiance is a friend of the bride. You thin... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    This is a short clip from Jimmy Kimmel Live (I never watch those shows because they're past my bedtime and I have to save all my DVR for reruns of Gossip Girl and Real Housewives Of Deez Nuts) of Snoop Dogg hosting a nature documentary called Plizzanet Earth. Now I love David ... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2014
    This is a commercial for the Science channel's 'Through the Wormhole' featuring Morgan Freeman (who also hosts the show) talking on helium. Don't even act like you haven't waiting your whole life to hear what this sounds like. Now I can die happy. Hopefully in my sleep, but ... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2014
    This is a video of Michael Jackson's hologram performing 'Slave To The Rhythm' at yesterday's 2014 Billboard Music Awards. He looked pretty lifelike. So lifelike I'm not convinced it wasn't actually Michael Jackson. Maybe he finally got bored of pretending to be dead and jus... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2014
    Allegedly these are the perfect male and female bodies, according to polled British men and women. The "study" (if you can even call it that because there is no way in hell it was conducted with even the least bit of scientificness) was performed by London lingerie manufacture... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2014
    This is Kevin Bacon narrating an 80's Awareness PSA to the millennial generation born after 1985. He makes some valid points, including how it used to be impossible to skateboard to Blockbuster to rent a movie without getting nuked by the Ruskies. Also, did you know I'm only ... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2014
    This is a fake video from HUVrTech featuring Christopher Lloyd (Doc Brown), Tony Hawk and a handful of other celebrities (including Terrell Owens and Moby) lying about riding a real hoverboard. The CG is decent, but the whole thing is impossible to believe. Plus they made the... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2014
    This is a photo Bill Nye posted to his Instagram of him emulating the Jay-Z photograph in the background. That's pretty much all there is to say except I'm glad Jay-Z and Nas put their feud to rest because I got tired of hating Jay-Z so much in the early 2000's. It took a lot... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2014
    Ladies first, I insist. This is a commercial for a Mercedes F-CELL vehicle featuring Hollywood couple I'm not familiar with Joshua Jackson (who I researched and discovered is famous for being in Mighty Ducks and on Dawson's Creek) and Diane Kruger (who I did not research but a... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2014
    Because Hollywood is full of piss-poor decision making, Carrie Fisher has confirmed her return to the Star Wars universe, along with Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford. DON'T YOU SCREW THIS UP, JJ. JJ [Abrams] recently revealed the script for Star Wars: Episode VII has been writte... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    This is a video of Nick Santonastasso (who was born with Hanhart Syndrome and only has one limb -- an arm) dressed up as a zombie and scaring Norman Reedus, who thinks he's doing a Walking Dead interview in a hotel room. He definitely gets scared, but not as much as I would ha... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2014
    This Sunday The Simpsons will pay tribute to retiring Japanese animator Hayao Miyazaki with a brief sequence of Homer drunkenly stumbling past some of Studio Ghibli's most famous works. Have you ever seen Grave of the Fireflies? It wasn't directed by Miyazaki but it's definit... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2013
    Good lord, I could get lost in either one of those two's eyes. This is a video of current movie stars picking their favorite superhero between Batman and Superman, and explaining their choice. The lineup includes Jennifer Lawrence, Tom Hiddleston, Michael Fassbender, Harrison... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2013
    This is a month long time-lapse of artist Kyle Lambert fingerpainting an ultra-realistic Morgan Freeman using the iPad app Procreate. Me? I've procreated before. Jk jk, amateurcreated. It was awkward and I didn't get paid. Also, I bet this painting actually IS a photograph... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2013
    Eau My is a real fragrance from George Takei being released on December 15th, just in time to fill stockings this Christmas then be regifted to the first person with a birthday in 2014. Apparently it's a scent for both men and women. That's convenient. What's it smell like? ... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2013
    Because the world refuses to make sense anymore, Grumpy Cat (real name: Tarder Sauce) is coming out with a line of refrigerated coffee drinks and NOT tarter sauce, which would actually be reasonable considering A) that's her name and B) cats love fish with tarter sauce. From a... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2013
    This is Stan Lee's signature cologne from JADS International (of Avengers cologne infamy). Unfortunately, it doesn't actually smell like Stan Lee, which is a shame because I hugged him at a convention once and I feel like his natural pheromones made me manlier for the rest of ... / Continue →