Somehow I Made It: Happy Birthday To Me

So today's my birthday. It's my 640th year on this planet as an immortal warlock. I actually wrote all these articles yesterday so I could go out...
August 12, 2014

Screw You, Cake!: Happy Pi Day

Today is 3.14, Pi Day -- a celebration of the mathematical constant. If you really want to get down, set an alarm for 1:59PM and then it...
March 14, 2014

Obligitory 'Happy Star Wars Day!' Post

Today, May the 4th, is Star Wars Day. Why? Because of the popularity of the pun, "may the fourth be with you." Embarrassing as shit, I know....
May 4, 2011