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  • October 20, 2014
    This is the giant Batman face made out of Goya bean cans (I'm getting gassy just thinking about them) on display at some mall. I would love to take a running dive into that. Then hide in the middle of a clothes rack at JC Penney while mall security looks for me. Remember whe... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    Friends Fun Wine (sounds like a great name to market to kids) are coffee flavored wines with about as much alcohol as a moderate beer. They come in a can. Your mom will love them. Unfortunately, they don't contain any caffeine. They screwed that up. Looks like I'll be stic... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2014
    This is the $350 eCool cooler. What does the e stand for? Environmental? No clue. Who cares anyways. The cooler, which is buried about 4-feet underground, can hold up to 24 cans which can be loaded or extracted via hand-crank. How cold the drinks get depends on the tempera... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2014
    These are the conceptual Justice League Redbull cans imagined by New York based art director Diego Fonseca. I would drink all of them. The Batman and Aquaman ones? Those I would chug. Speaking of, is an Aquaman movie officially in the works now or what? Because I feel like ... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    Note: Make sure to watch in high-definition, your eyeballs deserve it. Unless you're one of my enemies, in which case your eyeballs deserve to be GOUGED OUT WITH SHISH KABOB SKEWERS. This is a video from Lavapix of 2,000°F lava flows destroying Coke cans. "What's that in Cel... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2013
    Listen: I'm sick, so bear with me. And not sick like somebody who will eat food off the ground, sick like on meds and my brain feels like a cloud. It's even harder to think than normal (which was already near impossible). This is a video tutorial by Youtuber CrazyRussianHack... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2013
    This is the Duck Hunt dog made out of canned goods and on display as part of the CANstruction exhibit in San Francisco, which raises canned foods and money to donate to local food banks. There were over 30,000 cans used for the displays, all of which will find their way to a h... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2012
    This is the $105 Beer Hunter Jacket from skateboarding company Enjoi. It has insulated pockets to keep your beers cold and you warm. Plan on downing a forty? It has a pocket for one. Planning on downing a bunch of wine coolers? *smack* HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT, MAN. I'm jo... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2012
    Japanese artist Macaon makes figures of famous characters out of cut up beer and soda cans. No word if he needs somebody to help drink all those beers, but I know somebody interested if he does. SPOILER: It's me. Shocking, I know, but I believe in supporting the arts. Hit t... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2012
    This is the BevBuckle. At first glance it might look like a regular old belt buckle, but IT IS SO MUCH MORE. Namely, a beer holder. You see, the front plate folds down and a metal ring pops up to hold a can or bottle. Just make sure you have your belt on tight or your might... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2011
    This is a sideways, butt-ass quality video of some bro trying to crush 22 beer cans in a row on his forehead. But not like, one hit and it's crushed -- oh no -- this dumb bastard beats himself with them like he's hammering a f***ing nail in concrete. He does do it though, but... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2011
    Um, all soda cans are spray cans if you shake them first. Because tilting a can back/not poking your eyes out with a straw takes skill and dexterity that today's youth are lacking, soda is now available in spray-cans. Think spray-cheese, but then think soda. Then think both ... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2011
    This is a video of the Nurd Rage guy (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!), who hands down has one of the best voices of our generation, weakening the structural integrity of a Coke can by adding a drop of gallium to the lid, and then scratching the surface to allow the gallium to diffuse into ... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2011
    Note: Video possibly NSFW on account of gratuitous melon mashing (no, NOT like Gallagher). Although it is just a commercial so it can't be that bad. This is a 5:00 commercial for a Chinese corset that cinches a woman's bloobies together with a comical WOOOOOP (but way more la... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2011
    Night Café (not to be confused with the 1888 Van Gogh by the same name) is a new line of canned alcoholic beverages from Japan that mix the deliciousness of whiskey with the caffeine of coffee and tea. Think 'Four Loco', but waaaaaaaay less insane in the membrane. Dammit, I... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    This is a video of a mini-fridge that's been modded to launch beers when instructed by an iPhone application. You can even choose from four different flavors (as long as they're Budweiser products). What, did I pass out last night and sleep till 2050?!?! This is the maiden v... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    WANT. The Hops Holster holds twelve 12oz cans of liquid ammunition in their own individual koozies so you're ready to "shoot down" thirst at a moment's notice. Also works great for shotgunning(!) multiple beers in a row. Just saw "DRAW!" See what I did there? Next time you... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2010
    You know what the problem with sandwiches is? They're too hard to transport. What they need to do is invent specially-sized bags to tote them around in. Oh they've got those? WHERE THE F*** HAVE I BEEN?! Anyway, if you're too lazy to make a sandwich or worry your canned Co... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump. This is a little video of a mini cannon that's scarcely bigger than my wiener but packs an awful punch. Well, not an actual punch -- it's a cannon not a fist silly! Hit the jump to see the thing destroying a soda can, light bulb and beer mug, s... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2010
    The $60 All-In-One chair is the very legitimate lovechild of a portable cooler and folding beach chair. I don't know about it truly being "all-in-one" because it doesn't look motorized and I don't see an iPod dock or speakers, but maybe they're hidden in the arm rests or somet... / Continue →