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CANNOT BE UNSEEN: Bert, Un-Muppeted

Bert, one-half of everyone's favorite homosexual Muppet couple (sorry, crotchety old bickering guys!) is seen here in a little too life-like silicon sculpture by artist and Effects...
April 21, 2011

WTF?!: NSFW Princess Peach Figurine

This is a dirty Princess Peach figure from Entertainment Earth (pre-order, $120). Think 'Precious Moments', then forget everything you know about Precious Moments and think Princess Peach...
March 25, 2011

Cartoon Cosplay: An Anime Burlesque Show

Note: Jump probably NSFW on account of cartoon fantasies coming to life. Anime characters: they're smokin' hot, amirite? WRONG!! THEY'RE ALL LIKE 12 YOU F***ING SICKOS. "Hello,...
January 14, 2011

It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Na'vi Fleshlight

Note: Jump probably NSFW due to fake alien-vaj. To coincide with the release of Hustler's Avatar pr0n parody, Fleshlight is making an "alien" version of their famous...
September 30, 2010

Homer's Completely NSFW Doppelganger

Note: Jump is very NSFW and very NOT UNSEEABLE. Textbook definition of cannot be unseen. You have been warned. "Honey, look -- it's Homer!" "Oh my God...
August 30, 2010

Now That's A Niche Market: Zombie Dildos

WARNING: NSFW uncensored shot after the jump cannot be unseen I don't care how much you drink (I'm already past a gallon and can still see them...
August 25, 2010