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  • December 9, 2013
    This is Christmas Tinner, a (presumably fake) Christmas dinner in a can from UK based video game retailer GAME (previously: this 12-course meal in a can). They have the product on their site like you can buy it, but it says they're sold out and to 'Check Back Christmas 2014'. ... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2013
    This is a video of a lava flow eating a can of Chef Boyardee beef ravioli. I'm more of a SpaghettiO's with mini meatballs kind of guy myself, but that's just me and there's no sense trying to pretend I'm an adult. An old fighter plane, yes, but that's just good fun. NEEEEOW,... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2013
    In news that won't excite anyone and will probably make me look like an ass-hat for even posting it (I'm having a great self-esteem day), Budweiser is going to release new 'bowtie' shaped cans of its famous alcoholic water starting next month. I'm gonna buy some, save them for... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2012
    This is a video of a robotic trashcan on wheels that moves to catch everything you throw at it. That way you score a basket every time and don't feel like such a CLUMSY LOSER. Sure it would be way cheaper to roll your office chair over there and pick it up, but who wants to b... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2012
    Who eats paper chips?! This is the conceptual Bloom Chip potato chip container. It may look like a regular-ass Pringles can, but when the paper band is removed, oh boy, it BLOOMS into a shape that makes the chips more easily accessible. Granted it would only be practical for... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Picture related: The Dew can eat cats too. A man in Illinois is suing Pepsi after claiming he found a dead mouse in a can of Mountain Dew. The man sent the mouse's remains to the company, who now claim it's impossible the mouse was in the can, because its remains were too int... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2011
    Energy AND protein -- I'm down. 19-year old liar Vitaliy Sulzhik claims he found a dead mouse in the bottom of a Monster Energy drink. YOU SHUT THE F*** UP VITTLES -- I USE THOSE THINGS FOR CHASERS SOMETIMES! Vitaliy Sulzhik had downed the energy drink shortly after buying... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2010
    See the little dent in the can? Yes, the one the red arrow's pointing to. It helps you open the beer without hurting your finger or chipping a nail. Plus, if you punch a key through it you can chug the beer faster. Yep, just another reason why Japan is better than us at pr... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2010
    The Can Grip snaps on to any standard aluminum can, providing the drinker with not only a handle, but a coaster. AAAAAAAH, future technology! Plus, they're cheap, only $10 for 6. Now, where the hell can I get some of that watermelon beer in the picture? And, more importantl... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2010
    Coca-Cola released an energy drink in the Netherlands called Burn (as in, wrap it up in Amsterdam or urinating will) that features a resealable top. But I just stocked up on Bottle Tops! The can is opened by twisting the plastic seal. While doing this the pressure inside the ... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    Knight Neversmiles of the Round Beerpong Table here went and made himself a coat of chain mail armor out of pull-tabs from beer cans. Although there may have been some pop-tops in there too, that wouldn't surprise me. Anyway, he did a good job but there's just no way you can ... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2009
    Ever wonder what Pac-Man eating a ghost would look like constructed out of a shitload of tuna cans? Well now you do. The internet: it's magic, folks. These shots were taken at Canstruction, an annual food-and-drink can stacking event that I can't even believe exists. If the... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2009
    Bob David went and built himself a 5,000 volt can crusher just because he could. That's what I love about people: they do things for no reason. Also, some of them smell good. But don't let 'em catch you sniffing! If you care how Bob built the thing you can watch the first t... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2009
    This vampire mouth in a can is actually a male sex toy. It's the completely inappropriate $45 Fleshlight Sex in a Can 'Succu Dry'. Not even kidding, no matter how badly I wish I was. Now I don't really want to go into too many details, but those fangs aren't even functional.... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2009
    Bottle Tops are plastic lids that snap onto aluminum cans. You know, because you're too special needs to drink out of a can without spilling. Jesus, ask your mom for a sippy-cup already. However, if you absolutely must, a 12-pack of different colors will set you back $10. B... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2009
    Seen here unsuccessfully threatening a blurry old man with the 1-2 punch that used to make Mario shit his pants and cry, Donkey Kong, the once fearful gorilla, has been reduced to hocking root beer at local grocery stores. It's a sad day. Also, those arms look a little precar... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2009
    Conceptualized by Dzmitry Samal, these new Coca-Cola cans would be manufactured using impact extrusion and not roll off the counter should one fall over. But I've got news for you: if you knock a Coke can over you've got bigger problems than whether it's rolling. Namely, you'... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2009
    Sure we've seen canned bacon before, but I don't want to seem I give preferential treatment to one pig's belly over another, so here's Tac Bac! Like its competitor, this bacon is good for TEN FREAKIN' YEARS. Buy now and you can eat the very same can in 2019 while huddled in yo... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2009
    This is a custom canine USS Enterprise costume made out of cardboard and Bud Light cans. And I have to admit, Bud Light was a smart choice because of its superior drinkability. I'm serious, those things are so drinkable one time I guzzled a whole cooler full of them. There m... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2009
    Halo is an LED spraypaint can by French designer Aissa Logerot. Basically, instead of spraying paint (which, kids, you shouldn't huff), it has an LED that sprays light! the LED light can change colors and brightness on the fly and while it's powered by an internal battery tha... / Continue →