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  • November 18, 2014
    This is everyone's least favorite sea witch Ursula parodying everyone's least favorite land witch by recreating her monster ass pic from the cover of PAPER. It is the work of artist Olga Andriyenko. Good God, with an ass like that we're literally just one Ursula twerk away fr... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2014
    This is a video from AsapSCIENCE explaining the science behind why people don't mind the smell of their own farts but are disgusted by other people's. Speak for yourself -- I don't even like my own. Probably because a lot of the times I accidentally shit myself. Also, it's e... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2014
    Peaches: they look like butts (but taste way better). And what better way to reinforce that imagery than putting fancy little panties on them? Originally created by a fruit vendor in Nanjing, China, a box of nine pantied peaches sell for around $80. That's almost $10 apiece.... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2013
    This is a series of Pokemon monster themed boyshort 'Pokepanties' made and sold by Etsy shop MakersWay. They kind of make your ass look like Charmander's, Squirtle's, Pikachu's or Bulbasaur's. If your lover is more into that than they would be your regular ass, RUN, DO NOT WA... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2013
    When I think of butt pudding I think of having an accident. This is different. This is JAPANESE butt pudding (previously: boob pudding). It comes as a little kit you can buy on Amazon and use to make your own jiggly massterpiece. DO NOT ADD RAISINS. Perfect for bachelor an... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2013
    This is the Death Star painted on a lady's butt. I'm not sure if she did it herself in the mirror or if somebody helped. I'm also not sure why it's painted on both cheeks. Maybe one is supposed to be a front view and the other a back view. I don't know, I don't what the hel... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2012
    The man in the video: he belongs in the slammer. This is a video of some pervert demonstrating what the scientists at Tokyo University of Electro-Communications are billing the world's most accurate robotic buttocks. Technically they're, "humanoid buttocks that represents emo... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2012
    Been to southern Europe? Congratulations, you've probably used a bidet. Live in America? "Damn yeah I am -- those Europeans are weird!" (Says the guy who doesn't wipe or wash his hands after going to the bathroom). This is the Hygienna Solo portable bidet nozzle that can at... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2011
    Bro you keep eating like that and you're gonna need TWO b-holes. In an early step to fight incontinence (read: shitting yourself) scientists have successfully replaced multiple mice sphincters with functional, lab grown ones. The hope is that one day the technology can be sca... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2011
    Pillow talk?! F*** that noise -- I'm going to bed! Booty Pillows (not to be confused with Lap Pillows) are real $30 products shaped like the small of a woman's back and buttcheeks for resting your head on at night because you don't have the real thing and a fake one is better... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2011
    I wasn't allowed to watch Inception (NOT Conception, which is how you were accidentally made) because my mom said it would be far too complicated for me to understand and might make me unstable, but I did like the previews they showed on TV. I'm also into skin-care commercials... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2011
    Whoa -- not the sausage, buddy! Japanese scientists have successfully trained a Labrador Retriever to sniff out bowel cancer by whiffing a person's breath or doodies (and not actual buttcheeks like I'd have you believe) with the accuracy of a colonoscopy. Hmmmm -- doctor wedg... / Continue →