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  • July 16, 2012
    Remember GotWood Workshop's custom stormtrooper head chair? Well they're back with a Vader one. And let me tell you, this guy is gonna be heavy-breathing right down your buttcrack. NOT-SO-FUN FACT: there are people in the world who are into that. Like, that is their THING. ... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2011
    This the the Beautiful Mess chair. I know it looks like something treasure hunters hauled up from a shipwreck, but it's not -- it's a chair. It's made out of rubber or something and kind of unravels to form a lounger (picture of transformation after the jump). As awkward as ... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2010
    Has your ass been acting up? Maybe you should consider punishing it with a little timeout in the Cactus Chair. You know, really make it sweat for a bit. Per designer Deger Cengiz: Cactus Chair is an experimentation to investigate the effect of visual data to the user's expe... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    Because dogs shouldn't be the only ones with butt covers, somebody went and created Backtacular asscrack patches for ladies (link is NSFW). Classy, but I still prefer a girl with an eyepatch. Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, decorative, adhesive patch that is applied directly... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    KegStools are $100 conversion kits that turn a keg (that you supply) into a barstool. At first I thought that by repeatedly sitting and standing you were pumping the keg, but the kit actually renders the keg untappable, making it the saddest thing I've ever seen. I don't want... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    Sure it doesn't cover the front, but when God invented bikinis they didn't have fronts. Or tops. Just sayin' ladies -- be good Christians. Nerdgasm: The PSP... you're playing it wrong. [albotas]... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2010
    The $60 All-In-One chair is the very legitimate lovechild of a portable cooler and folding beach chair. I don't know about it truly being "all-in-one" because it doesn't look motorized and I don't see an iPod dock or speakers, but maybe they're hidden in the arm rests or somet... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2010
    Now I've known about Booty Pop panties for awhile now because I have the imitation Fredrick's of Hollywood ones, but apparently they're making their rounds on the internet again. Because, let's face it: we all want that ultimate, shapely, lifted booty. Unfortunately, this boo... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2009
    Snow Shorts are a pair of shorts that have a sled bottom so you can sail down snowy hills without lugging an annoying-ass sled everywhere you go. Also, I want it to be noted that Raphael there is doing it horribly, horribly wrong. You won't have to worry about carrying your s... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2009
    Rear Gear Butt Covers ("No more Mr. Brown Eye" -- not even kidding) are little $5 cardboard cutouts that hang from your pet's tail and cover its butthole. Jesus Christ. Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I've got them covered... Rear Gear ... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2009
    Loyal Geekologie Reader (or giant liar) Kristian Aus is an Australian designer currently seeking a manufacturer for some of his video game inspired furniture. This is a stool inspired by the Pac-Man ghosts, and there's a Space Invaders table after the jump. Good looking, Kris... / Continue →