butt-candy

Keepin' It Classy: Denim Buttcrack Covers

Because dogs shouldn't be the only ones with butt covers, somebody went and created Backtacular asscrack patches for ladies (link is NSFW). Classy, but I still prefer...
April 22, 2010

But How Do I Get To The Beer?: KegStools

KegStools are $100 conversion kits that turn a keg (that you supply) into a barstool. At first I thought that by repeatedly sitting and standing you were...
March 31, 2010

Geeky Beach Fashion: A PSP Bikini Bottom

Sure it doesn't cover the front, but when God invented bikinis they didn't have fronts. Or tops. Just sayin' ladies -- be good Christians. Nerdgasm: The PSP......
March 26, 2010

Genius, Pure Genius: The Cooler Beach Chair

The $60 All-In-One chair is the very legitimate lovechild of a portable cooler and folding beach chair. I don't know about it truly being "all-in-one" because it...
February 22, 2010

Whee: Pop Your Booty With Booty Pop Panties

Now I've known about Booty Pop panties for awhile now because I have the imitation Fredrick's of Hollywood ones, but apparently they're making their rounds on the...
January 6, 2010

Snow Sled + Shorts = Ninja Turtle Ass?

Snow Shorts are a pair of shorts that have a sled bottom so you can sail down snowy hills without lugging an annoying-ass sled everywhere you go....
December 17, 2009