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  • March 10, 2014
    This is the $1,200 'Slap It' lamp designed by artist Joseph Begley. You can pinch it or slap it to turn it on and off. Me? I'm gonna TAP DAT. Know what I'm saying? I don't even know what I'm saying. You ever motorboated an ass before? Because I have. Plus one time at th... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2014
    Remember that Barbie doll artist Nickolay Lamm made using the Center for Disease Control's actual average measurements for a 19-year old girl? Well now he's back with a crowdfunding project to manufacture a line of realistic bodied Lammily dolls. Annnnnnnd he already met doub... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2013
    This is Patrick the robotic ass. Patrick helps medical students practice prostate exams without having to stick their fingers up actual patient's asses. Because nobody wants to be a guinea pig when it comes to their butt. Hey doc -- you ever done this before? "First time." ... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    This is Cercopithecus lomamiensis, a new species of monkey discovered in Africa (one of only two new species discovered in the past 26 years). It has a creepy, human-like face and a bright blue ass. Kind of like a Na'vi. There's a worthwhile shot of one's ass and balls after... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2012
    Chinese villagers in Liucunbu stumbled across a strange mushroom while digging a new well and managed to keep it alive in a bucket of water until reporters were able to show up. At no time during the whole ordeal did anyone realize it was rubber and there was a fake vagina on ... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2012
    This is the Horizontal Shower from luxury bathroomer Dornbracht. You just lay on the stone pedestal like you're about to be sacrificed for a plentiful harvest, then let the six water jets soak your body, flooding your ass with cleanliness and washing away any rogue buttcrumbs ... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2012
    This is the 'Super Sexy Dress' from Greek Etsy seller LinaSpyroS (aka Lina Petrauskiene). It has a giant hole in the back to show off your buttcrack. Although, if you bent over, I wouldn't be surprised to find out it showed a little more than that. I'M TALKING BARE BUTTHOLE,... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2011
    Because ass cheeks are like snowflakes and melt on your tongue no two are alike, Japanese researchers have developed a biometric car seat that uses 360 sensors to measure your unique ass pressure to verify the driver's identity. No word what happens if you fart during a readin... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2011
    Because ass cheeks are like snowflakes and melt on your tongue no two are alike, Japanese researchers have developed a biometric car seat that uses 360 sensors to measure your unique ass pressure to verify the driver's identity. No word what happens if you fart during a readin... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2011
    Toilet paper: you wipe your ass with it (except this guy, who may use circuit boards). Sometimes you even use it to clean up spills. And sometimes you use it as a napkin and then don't understand when your stomach is upset later (SPOILER: YOU ATE DOODOO PARTICLES). Personall... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    That's right folks, Kimberly-Clark (the makers of Scott brand) are about to drop a bomb #2 on the toilet paper world next week with the introduction of cardboard tube-free rolls. Manufacturing magic! Sadly, no word on how this will effect a roll's ability to be thrown over t... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    KFC (who knows good marketing) has just started a campaign in which they pay college girls $500 to wear 'Double Down' sweatpants and pass out sandwiches/coupons to horny/obese college students. It's actually pretty genius if you think about it while you're hungry and forgive t... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    Claire Rowlands is a British woman who's ultra-pissed after the Google Street View car inadvertently captured a shot of her 3-year old son's bare asscheeks. Pfft, I played in the front yard naked till I was 17. She said: 'I just felt sick to my stomach when I saw the naked p... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2010
    Has your ass been acting up? Maybe you should consider punishing it with a little timeout in the Cactus Chair. You know, really make it sweat for a bit. Per designer Deger Cengiz: Cactus Chair is an experimentation to investigate the effect of visual data to the user's expe... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    I know, I thought it was just a stone pickle too. But oh no -- it's a sex toy. My butt: you're not welcome in it. Scientists believe they have found the world's oldest sex toy after piecing together more than a dozen fragments to create a 30,000 year old ice age penis. A s... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2010
    If there's one rule for number two, it's to make sure there's toilet paper in the stall before going. Also, try to minimize splashback. naika_tei is a Twitter user and anime song DJ in Tokyo. Last week, he found himself stranded in the third floor toilet of an electronics sto... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2010
    No, not bowls like cereal bowls, I'm talking bowels -- his butt-parts, yo! Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported. The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed m... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    Because dogs shouldn't be the only ones with butt covers, somebody went and created Backtacular asscrack patches for ladies (link is NSFW). Classy, but I still prefer a girl with an eyepatch. Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, decorative, adhesive patch that is applied directly... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    The Rectum Bar in Vienna is a bar shaped like an anatomically correct rectum. I think we can all agree it brings new meaning to the phrase, "getting butt-ass drunk", amirite? No? YEAH WELL YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! Yes, that was a rectal related tie-in. God I'm L337. The design... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    Sure it doesn't cover the front, but when God invented bikinis they didn't have fronts. Or tops. Just sayin' ladies -- be good Christians. Nerdgasm: The PSP... you're playing it wrong. [albotas]... / Continue →