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  • June 2, 2015
    Well it seemed like the fat lady had already sung and was headed to get a sandwich when I reported Hot Topic was buying ThinkGeek last week, but it appears GameStop has swooped in like some kind of eagle that only gives me $3.29 trade-in on most of my used games and claimed the... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2015
    All body jewelry buy one, get one $1?! Moooooom -- will you drive me to the mall? In sad news for everyone everywhere, Hot Topic has announced it's plan to purchase online retailer ThinkGeek in a deal worth $122-million. Apparently the two companies have been competitors for... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2013
    This is the online chat interaction between Netflix customer service representative Cap't Mike and Netflix streaming user Lt. Norm. Obviously, Cap't Mike really went the extra mile. That's worth noting because it seems like the majority of employees these days (particularly t... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2013
    Note: Larger, more legible version HERE but you still won't be able to read the really small states, which is exactly why they should just join together to form one bigger state. This is the Corporate States of America, a map of the US created by Steve Lovelace (I love sheer m... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2013
    Fired? I would have given him a raise for ingenuity. A software developer was recently fired after his employer discovered he had secretly outsourced his entire job to China for a mere 20% of what he was making. And, since brobro had so much free time on his hands, he also a... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2012
    The company behind .xxx domains has just launched a search engine ( to scour the 21,000,000+ pages of tits and wieners contained in .xxx websites. It's supposed to streamline the process of finding just the right (read: very, VERY wrong) kind of stuff you're looking... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2012
    George Lucas owns a big chunk of land in Marin County, California and has been trying to build a 300,000-square foot, 350 employee production studio on it for several decades. Unfortunately for him, his rich neighbors and members of the homeowner's association have been all, "... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    Black Astrum is a London based company that'll make you $1,500 apiece business cards inlaid with diamonds and gold. Except not really because you have to be INVITED to have the cards made. OH WHAT, MY MONEY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?! Sufian Khawaja, Black Astrum's concept d... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2011
    Google is going to start offering businesses the opportunity to have the interiors of their stores photographed and available on Google Street View. That way a user can...see the inside of a store? WHAT THE -- A COMIC BOOK STORE WITH COMICS INSIDE?! *brain explodes shooting ... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2011
    Because Netflix has been making virtually every business decision recently based on which option would be best to alienate their customer base, the movie-renting/streaming giant successfully announced the loss of 800,000 of their popcorn-crumbed consumers this quarter, sending th... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2011
    But I wasn't! Multi-Touchâ„¢ For the second time, Apple was denied a trademark for the term 'multi-touch' by the US Patent and Trademark Office after the Appeal Board upheld the original rejection. God, move on bro -- she doesn't want you! For trademarks, "the greater the d... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2011
    Because everyone was all, "oh no you di-in't!" when Netflix announced their price-hike, the company has decided to split into two parts in a feeble attempt at damage control. The streaming company will still be called Netflix, but the DVD-by-mail portion will now be known as Q... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2011
    Note: This isn't the whole chart. Or even legible. Click HERE to see the whole thing, then wrap your hands in flypaper, dip them in broken glass, and beat the shit out of each other in the comments. I WILL FEAST ON YOUR BLOOD. This is an infographic comparing and contrastin... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    NEEDS MORE RETINA DISPLAY. Steve Jobs, best known for starting or whatever, has unveiled a new corporate headquarters for his company in Cupertino, CA that looks suspiciously like the One Ring. What? I can ready Elvish! It reads, "I faked my own death." I KNEW IT!... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2011
    Hey guys sorry for the slow posting today, something's come up (NOT my period) and I have to run out for awhile. Hopefully I'll be back to post this afternoon, but if not I'll make it up to you this weekend with some Saturday and Sunday posts. "Plus a goodie bag?" NO -- THIS... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2011
    Seen here in an artist's rendition of what it might look like taking off while a golfer simultaneously shoots their way out of a sand trap, the Falcon Heavy (please note: it's never a good idea to include 'heavy', 'cumbersome', 'lumbering', or 'might explode' in the name of a r... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2011
    Guitar Hero, the franchise that taught us all pushing colored buttons in time to music could make you feel like a badass, has been canceled. *looks at real guitar resting in corner* DON'T "I TOLD YOU SO" ME! You think I won't smash you? I'll smash you. "Due to continued de... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2010
    What exactly is a lift service? Is that like a tow truck? Because I do need my neighbor's pedo-van towed again. Still, interesting business combo you've got there, Mega Man. But why only Canadian water? You know you're hurting business by not offering any imported options,... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    This is Boba Fett's invoice to Jabba for the live capture and delivery of Han Solo. It was created by Brock Davis and isn't actually a movie prop despite what your girlfriend who's never seen the movies might think. What are you doing with her anyways, God. Remember what she... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2010
    Proving that you should never dip your pen in company ink, Jim Heselden died over the weekend after riding a Segway off a cliff and into a river. Jim had purchased the Segway company from inventor Dean Kamen last year. I suspect very foul play. Police said a witness had repo... / Continue →