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  • January 29, 2014
    In a heroic act of idiot bravery, a Kansas man returned to his burning home to save his XBox. No word if the rest of his family survived. Also, there's no mention in the article whether it was an XBox One or 360. Would you risk your life for a previous generation console? ... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2013
    These are the remains of a Roomba from Austria that allegedly turned itself on, ran onto a kitchen hotplate, and burned to death. Robot suicide? We can only hope. I like how you can see the ash tire tracks from when it was running around in circles while on fire. That makes... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2012
    Damn bro, now make one for busted-ass eyes. Because people won't stop eating and drinking things that burn their mouths, scientists have created a dissolvable oral strip that can be applied directly to the burn, "providing instant relief and promoting healing." Healing -- heal... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2012
    This is a NES light gun that's been modded by the folks at North Street Labs into a powerful burning 2W laser blaster. It can set things on fire. And fire, as you and I both know, is awesome and quite possibly the best toy ever invented. Thanks, Jesus! "Jesus didn't invent ... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2012
    What better way to celebrate the demonic released Diablo 3 than with these LEGO recreations of the nine circles of hell by sculptor Mihai Mihu? "I dunno, maybe chugging Redbull and vodkas and actually PLAYING the game while blasting heavy metal?" You know what? You're alrigh... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2011
    There's an epidemic happening in Australia. That's right folks, it's a zombie apocalypse. Just kidding, but a bunch of Australian jewel beetles are humping themselves to death on brown beer bottles. Oh you guys don't get down with the Heineken?! It's a case of mistaken at... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2011
    Seen here putting the hurt on a piece of dead tree (do your hand next!), 19-year old Eric Jacqmain demonstrates his homemade death-ray, which looks suspiciously like a satellite dish with a ton of little mirrors glued on. God, JUST THINK OF THE MOSAIC YOU COULD HAVE MADE! Whe... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2010
    Because destroying expensive electronics is the new white (or is it black?), here's somebody grilling (literally) an Android, Windows Phone 7 and iPhone 4. Any idea who lasts the longest? I'll tell you if you really want to know. Just kidding, sitting through shit you don't ... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2010
    If you haven't heard already, Las Vegas is a dangerous place. And not just because you can lose your life savings and contract something from a prosty in the same weekend, but that shit happened to a couple of my friends and now I won't drink after them. Except alcohol. That... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2010
    When there's something strange someone getting stabbed in your neighborhood prisonyard, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters. The Excruciating Pain Laser Ray-Gun. Hoho, look at those perps burn! An advanced laser weapon that feels like a painful blast of hot air is to be used in... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2010
    According to Dr. Kristen Gates, all we need to do is attach a giant drag-causing balloon to the defunct spacejunk, then sit back and watch it burn as it slowly enters the earth's atmosphere. Interesting concept Doctor, but I suggest we keep exploring our options until we come ... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Setting things on fire: it's what separates man from lesser forms of life like fish and children. And what better way to celebrate humanity than setting an old iPhone ablaze with a giant magnifying glass (actually a Fresnel lens)? I can't think of any. Also, I would have huf... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    If you haven't already heard, Wicked Lasers is selling a $200 1W blue laser that doesn't only look cool, it is cool. And by cool I mean 'powerful enough to set your f***ing skin ablaze'. The Artic emits a 445nm cool blue, ultra high power 1W beam which appears up to 4000% b... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I can't stand the sound of fanboys crying on the front page. This is a video somebody made of a bunch of blowtorches melting an iPad. There were some words that popped up it was playing talking about Apple's environmental practices, but I... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2010
    This is an oven mitt made to look like a Space Slug from the Star Wars universe. I'm gonna buy one and wear it filled with Vaseline like Curley did in Of Mice and Men. The worlds of epicurean geeks and Star Wars geeks come crashing together with this Space Slug Oven Mitt. Bas... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2009
    Ever seen a giant Santa on fire? Now you have. This electrical safety warning comes to us all the way from Santa Catarina, Brazil. Remember: despite what your father may have taught you, drinking and Christmas decorating don't mix. "Russ, we checked every bulb, didn't we?" ... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2009
    This conceptual Alessi laser watch by designer Andy Kurovets projects the time onto your wrist with lasers. Pfft, what's the matter with Indiglo technology? That shit's hot! But if you do opt for lasers, just make sure you buy the right powered battery or that bitch might bu... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2009
    This is a short video of Boeing and the Air Force testing a plane-mounted laser's ability to burn the everliving shit out of a stationary object during a flyby. Mission accomplished! This video shows the effect of the high-energy laser beam from the Boeing Advanced Tactical... / Continue →