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  • January 19, 2011
    In an attempt to win friends and influence people sell more bacon, egg & cheese biscuits, Caribou coffee shops had these bus stop oven ads placed around Minneapolis. You see, they're heated. Aaaaaaaand probably overflowing with homeless people by now. Just a heads up, Caribo... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2010
    Living in LA, I'm no stranger to the homeless. Like, literally -- they're my kind of people: crazy as f*** and willing to piss on anything. That said, dude you got a Dell! I would have opted for a refrigerator box, but hey, to each their own. One time I traded a clove to a ... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2010
    If there's one thing I love it's anything but standing. I can't stand standing. It makes my legs feel funny. This is 2010 -- where's my hover-chair?! I saw Wall-E, I thought we'd have those by now. I'm being serious -- I'm not gonna take this lying down (but God how I want... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2009
    Typically I find crazy homeless people cute with their funny signs and nonsensical babble. But not this one. You get no batteries, you hear me -- NO BATTERIES FOR YOU! I'll tell you what -- I would push this sucker down a flight of subway stairs like a street vendor's cart a... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2008
    Artist Jamie O'Shea's Vertical Bed combines two of my favorite things: sleeping. Standing can go f*** itself, because I hate it. I like lying down. The Vertical Bed won't save you from poking and prodding, but with sunglasses on, noise-canceling headphones, a neck-pillow f... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2008
    In this world there are two kinds of things: those that are awesome, and those that make me want to kill myself. This is an awesome one. AN AWESOMELY AWsome one. That was me yelling. I know, I'm a little hoarse (but not the kind that kids ride around at birthday parties, th... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2007
    As an executive on the go, time management is a very important factor in my daily life. After critical examination I realized there was one time during the day where I was really not utilizing my time to the fullest- in the car, driving! Sure I could dictate notes to my perso... / Continue →