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  • August 11, 2014
    So apparently British police officers raided a pub in Herefordshire searching for what some people believe to be the Holy Grail (the cup Jesus drank from during the Last Supper). Is it really? I dunno, but I'm not about to drink out of it to find out. Remember what happened ... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2013
    A chubby British man dressed in what appears to be Batman sweatsuit hauled a 27-year old fraud and burglary suspect to a police station and handed him over to authorities...then disappeared into the night. All the news sources are speculating who the masked crusader is, which ... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2012
    According to the most recent British census, Jedi is the most popular "other religion" choice in the country, and the seventh most popular religion overall (behind Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Sikhism, Judaism and Buddhism). People identifying themselves as Jedis totaled 176... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2012
    This is a series of British birds built with LEGO blocks by DeTomaso Pantera (sweet name!). The sets are up on LEGO CUUSOO for voting, so (you know the drill) if they get over 10,000 votes LEGO will consider actually manufacturing the sets. Admittedly, they're all really good... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2011
    After a concerned citizen (read: nutjob) presented Leicester City with a Freedom of Information request concerning its emergency plan for a zombie attack, city council officials were forced to admit there wasn't one. *mind explodes* Ms Wyeth [head of information governance] s... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    I was originally gonna Photoshop some comic book panels onto a mortar board for the picture, but I'm pressed for time today so just imagine that in your head for a second before continuing. I did a pretty good job, right? Thanks. Dundee University (which, before you ask, y... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2011
    Wimpole Home Farm (wimpole's have homes?!), a national trust farm in Britain, will allow up to 10,000 online farmers vote to make key decisions in the operations of the farm (whether to grow weed, kill Wilbur, etc.) for a £30 annual fee. Everything's gonna die! Subscribers w... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    Picture moderately related, Counter-Strike SAS troops. A group of Manchester teens, on a crime spree of breaking into vans and stealing tools, tried the handle on the wrong van over the weekend and were confronted by a squad of armed SAS (Special Air Service) troops on a surve... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2011
    A recent study conducted by Birmingham Science City has revealed that an alarming number of British folks believe science-fiction technologies actually exist today. The highlights (or lowlights depending on how you feel about the future of society): • More than a fifth of a... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    Seen here dozing off into his newspaper after a long afternoon of browsing nudie shows on Live Jasmine (pay me) at his local Apple store, an old British man may no longer be able to get his pr0n fix at home without first contacting his ISP and requesting access to adult sites. ... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    Two British blokes decided to don their highly impressive Iron Man/War Machine costumes and take a jaunt around jolly ol' London. No word if they had fish & chips. 32-year-old John Bekkensten, from Norway, is an established sculptor for the movie industry, with works featured... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2010
    Tired of not having their own manless killer plane, Britain just rolled out the $216 million Taranis, a flying deathbot drone named after the Celtic god of thunder. Or misspelled dinosaur (Taranisaurus Rex). RAWR! It is the size of a light aircraft and has been equipped with... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Facebook has been linked to a 4x rise in syphilis in some parts of Britain because "it has given people a new way to meet multiple partners for casual sexual encounters." Geez, whatever happened to scrawling your number on the urinal divider in rest stop bathrooms? The viru... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2009
    This is an old LEGO commercial from Britain. I mostly posted it because I love LEGO and all things OLD, but also because I couldn't understand a word the guy said and I could smell his teeth from here. Cool British LEGO advert from the 1970s [forevergeek] Thanks to Melissa, ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2009
    Apparently a 2,400 page British document outlining how to prevent government officials from leaking confidential information to the internet has been leaked onto the internet. The 2,400 page Defense Manual of Security, authored by the Ministry of Defense to help high-ranking m... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2009
    Remember the story about the house in Britain that would be constructed entirely out of LEGO blocks? Well this is it, mid-construction. I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed that it has a wooden infrastructure. I thought the whole damn thing was gonna be LEGO, right dow... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2009
    Unless you thought they were teabags that cling to the side of your teacup via paper stripper, in which case, congratulations, you were correct. Unfortunately, unlike those novelty pens that showcase a naked women when you turn them upside down, you don't get to see any privat... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2009
    The British government, in an attempt to cleanse its fish and chip stained hands, has released previously confidential documents regarding little green men who come to stick things in your butt while you're sleeping (elves). The National Archives on Monday released the gover... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2009
    In an unprecedented subbing fail, a British nuclear sub recently crashed into a French one. I've got the feeling somebody swerved out of their lane (read: the Frenchies, they're suckers for red wine). Officials said the low-speed crash did not damage the vessels' nuclear re... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2009
    The alien apocalypse is upon us! Those other-worldly asslovers have already started sabotaging our power systems, starting with most crippling -- yes, the wind turbines. The facts: The turbine suffered a catastrophic failure at night around the same time many locals reported... / Continue →