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  • May 12, 2016
    This is a video of pancake artist Dancakes (I see what you did there you wily devil!) cooking pancakes of Game Of Thrones character's faces. He's clearly got the skills. I wonder how good the pancakes taste though. You think they're delicious, or you think to get the consist... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2016
    These are the A&W Root Beer and Orange Crush flavored Pop-Tarts that are a real thing because vomiting on your way to work is all the rage. I doubt I'll ever try them even when they have the orange Manger's Special sticker on them when they're trying to get rid of them at the ... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2016
    PROTIP: Turn the volume down for the first video because there is much excitement. This are two videos of Youtuber MisterDanielMcFarland's friend Ben showing off his pancake flipping skills. In the first video he tosses the cake, does a somersault, then catches it in the pan.... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2016
    This is the $100 Golden Cristal Ube Donut available from The Manila Social Club restaurant in Brooklyn, NY. Purple yams are called ube in the Philippines, so it's a donut filled with ube mousse, champagne jelly, and covered with a glaze made from Cristal champagne and 24k gold... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2015
    This is the $40 Death Star Waffle Maker available from ThinkGeek. It makes a single 7-inch Death Star waffle at a time. Now, by a show of hands -- who likes pancakes more than waffles? Now everybody look around. The people with their hands up clearly don't appreciate syrup ... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2015
    They're not real Pop Tarts, they're hand-painted resin actionless figures made by Falcon Toys. They cost $30 but sold out already and I'm not sure if they're making any more. When I called to ask about future availability the sexy lady voice than answered told me she wasn't w... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    This is a series of videos from Youtuber Tiger Tomato who meticulously recreates different cartoon and video game characters using colored pancake batter and an ultra-fine squirt bottle. Now I'm not saying the results aren't amazing (because they are), I'm just saying in the t... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2015
    That last electric outlet -- it's been partying. This is a video of a man trying to prepare himself a cold breakfast (cold breakfast is a fancy way of saying bowl of cereal) with his pet velociraptor. Apparently raptors are just like cats. Which actually makes perfect sense ... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2015
    These are the Game of Thrones house sigil pancakes made by pancake magician Nathan Shields. What's your favorite house sigil? Mine's Greyjoy, because it reminds me of the female reproductive system. I'm mature for my age. "You act like you're twelve." Well I'm only nine an... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2015
    This is the yogurt, canned peach half and apple slices that Redditor dwimback disguised as an egg and fries to trick his kids. Looks like a healthy breakfast. You know what I had for breakfast? Breakfast, LOL -- what does it look like I'm living here, a healthy lifestyle? I... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2015
    Because everybody needs a hobby, this is a video of Youtuber AAAjoken preparing a scrambled quail egg, miniature sausage and milk tea using a functional little kitchen set from Japanese toymaker Konapun. It was all very relaxing to watch. Did he eat the breakfast when he was ... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2014
    These are the Mozo Bacon N' Eggs Sharkz Shoes. They were made for working in a kitchen and cost $35. Did I mention they have bacon and eggs printed on the top of them? Because that's their big selling point. It's like breakfast, but on your shoes. Which is probably one of ... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2014
    This is a series of Avengers themed cereal boxes designed by artists Crystal Bam Fontan (aka Bamboota) and Elliot Fernandez (shirts of them all available HERE). I would try them all, I'm getting kind of tired of my current cereal. I've been eating the same Penis Shaped Sugar ... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2014
    This is the Pixel Waffle Maker, a waffle maker with a 9 x 9 pixel silicon tray that allows you to push individual pixels in and out to create custom waffle designs. Obviously, the designs you can make in a 9 x 9 tray are pretty limited, but that's not going to stop me from tryi... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2014
    This is a video of computer science professor George Hart demonstrating how to cut a bagel to form two interlocking rings. It takes him about a minute. For reference, I can cut a bagel in half in about a second and only draw blood 50% of the time. Plus one time when I was dr... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2014
    This is the $45 Darth Vader Toaster available for pre-order (they ship in July) from the BigBadToyStore. It toasts Vader's head on one slice of bread and the Star Wars logo on the other. It's basically the exact same as this Darth Vader toaster I posted back in 2008, except t... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2013
    These are the skull shaped pancake molds sold by Williams-Sonoma. You get two forward-facing skulls and one profile. Unfortunately, it looks like they're either not for sale yet or they used to be but aren't anymore. That sucks if you really wanted them. Of course you could... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2013
    Move over Penis Shaped Sugar Bombs, because General Mills has just announced they'll be re-releasing all five of their monster themed cereals this Halloween, including Fruit Brute, the one nobody under the age of 35 can probably remember tasting. Fruit Brute, which was discon... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2013
    These are the dinosaur head shaped pancakes made by Nathan Shields (of all these other insane pancakes fame). They all have separate lower jaws so you can make them talk to you while you eat breakfast. Pancake Dino: Damn GW, you're looking goooood this morning, can I have a... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2013
    Full disclosure: I would not be upset if I opened that treasure chest. This is the Pirate Pancake Griddle, it makes flapjacks with a skull & crossbones on them. It's still a Kickstater project but has already reached its funding goal so you can definitely get one for $93 if y... / Continue →