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  • April 2, 2014
    This is the $45 Darth Vader Toaster available for pre-order (they ship in July) from the BigBadToyStore. It toasts Vader's head on one slice of bread and the Star Wars logo on the other. It's basically the exact same as this Darth Vader toaster I posted back in 2008, except t... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2013
    Chris-Rachael Oseland of Kitchen Overload has made a tutorial on how to make your own Superman logo bread. It doesn't seem too complicated either so it seems like a great kitchen craft to do with your kids. Just be careful and make sure you don't screw it up and accidentally ... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2013
    Remember DeviantARTist justjake54's twist-tie Ninja Turtles? Well now he's made a bunch of other characters. What will this guy think of next? Fingers crossed for anything but twist-tie pornography. "I'd watch it." No -- we'd watch it together. We're a team, remember? "W... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2012
    Because it's dangerous to go anywhere on an empty stomach, here's Link's master sword made out of delicious baguette. It was baked by the kid in the picture (spacekat267), who, despite the ear plugs and tattoos, looks suspiciously like he's 13. I look 400, so obviously I'm a ... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2012
    This is the Trebuchet Toaster by designer Ivo Vos, whose name is the same forwards as it is backwards. *poker face* You just dial in the angle and launch power needed to shoot your toast right next to your eggs (by firing half a loaf onto the floor and having to leave for wor... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    This is a trick sandwich being sold by some unscrupulous sammy purveyor in Asia. Jesus -- any crappier and it would just be bread. MOLDY bread. And a roach. For 33¢, This Sandwich Seems Like a Bargain [neatorama] Thanks to beebs who claims she makes the best sandwiches in... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2011
    This is a classification of bread clips because doctors contributing to the British Medical Journal want to create a "gastrointestinally safer" version by pointing out all the dangers the ones currently in use. Alternatively, LEARN HOW TO MAKE A F***ING SANDWICH WITHOUT EATING... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2010
    I'm not saying I've never eaten a mouse before but that's because I have and I'm not proud about it. But I would still cry myself to sleep every night if I was making a sandwich and found a dead one at the bottom of the loaf. But it happened, oh, it happened. Just not to me,... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    Let's face it: the problem with modern toasting technology is that it doesn't use lasers. A far less significant problem is that you can't see how burnt your bread is getting until it's a f***ing shingle. Enter Le Toaster Vision from Magimix. Despite its toaster moniker, Le ... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2009
    This is a picture by deviantARTist Rose-Bullets of the Vulcan salute made out of Elvish bread ON A DINOSAUR PLATE. Geekiest thing you've seen all day? No? Well screw you Mr. I See All Kinds Of Super Geeky Things -- how about a tip every once in awhile? You are such a jerk. ... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2009
    They're slippers. They're made out of bread. You can wear them then eat them. But you won't, because that's disgusting. I jest, knowing you you probably will. Freak. Just remember to take them off first. Martynas Birskys of the Vilnius-based design studio DaDaDa sells sl... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2009
    Apparently coming back from the future to destroy itself isn't the only problem the Large Hadron Collider has to face, now it's being sabotaged by crumb dropping birds. CODE BREAD! CODE BREAD! The Large Hadron Collider, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, just ca... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2009
    The Super Nintoaster is a Super Nintendo in a toaster's body. It's similar to that time I dressed as a woman and solicited men at the bar (Friday), but nowhere near as good looking. It's maker, Mr. Vomitsaw, discusses: Built from nothing more than a Super NES, a toaster, fou... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2009
    Oh goodness, now that's a 1/4 pounder I could really sink my teeth into. Seriously -- I'm a vampire. I vant to suck your bun. Hit the jump for side and rear views -- yow yow!... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2008
    This $55 Star Wars toaster burns a perfect Vader face into each and ever slice of delicious multi-grain bread (not included) and is available for pre-order even as I type (ships in January). If there's something every Sith Lord knows how to do it's make a balanced breakfast.... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2008
    Similar in concept to the Note Toaster, comes this little marvel of bread heating technology. The brainchild of industrial designer Sung Bae Chang, the Scan Toaster connects to your computer via USB and can burn pretty much whatever the hell you want onto your bread. The toas... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2008
    Mmmm, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I've eaten tens of them. And nearly a dozen more peanut butter and banana sammies. So why not invest in my own personal $50 nut butterer? Make your own warm, delicious peanut butter at home--for much less than store bought butter!... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2008
    Freddie Yauner is a nutjob. A nutjob with a dream. A pretty lame dream. A dream of building The Highest Popping Toaster In The World. And here it is. It uses high-pressure CO2 and a mechanical arm to blast your toast through the ceiling and kill the woman in the apartment ... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2008
    Kittiwat Unarrom got a master's degree in fine arts and now makes lifelike body parts out of bread at a bakery in Thailand. All the disturbing yeast sculptures are made out of dough, raisins, cashews and chocolate. He'll also paint the outside with some sort of edible paint t... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2008
    Mmm, toast. So simple, so bready, so delicious. And so fun to play with thanks to the Tic Tac Toast stamper! All you do is press the mold into your bread, toast it, and presto - tic tac toast. Whee! Screw boring X's and O's, the best part about this modern miracle is you g... / Continue →