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  • March 28, 2013
    I don't normally post videos that give me seizures, but every once in a while something comes along that hurts my brain so badly that I can't NOT share the pain. This is one of those videos. Plus I feel like you and I going through this traumatic experience together will help... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2011
    Because we don't already have enough terrifying things to worry about killing us (I'm looking at you, champagne corks!), you can officially add 'brain-eating amoebas' to the long list of shit to be scared of. Wonderful, just wonderful. *absentmindedly tonguing cyanide capsule... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2011
    Because everything causes cancer if you're exposed to enough of it (except my wiener! *flashing*), the World Health Organization (WHO -- but not the Doctor) has released a statement classifying cell phone radiation as "possibly carcinogenic to humans". Also on that list: fun,... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2011
    Bro you should probably get that bump on your lip checked out by a vet. Desmoteplase, an enzyme found in vampire bat saliva that has evolved to quickly thin a victim's blood so they can suck them dry the quickest, may prove a useful weapon in breaking up the brain-damaging blo... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2011
    Oh hi, science guy! For those of you counting and not just praying it'll end, this is the 9th installment in the Symphony of Science series, entitled 'Ode to the Brain'. Obviously, it's all about deez nuuuuuuuuuts! the human mind. Sadly, they didn't manage to work in that 't... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2011
    ESP, here we don't come! Seen here protecting herself from the cold AND nasty fart particulate but NOT dangerous cell phone waves, a woman uses her phone with the hopes of developing a tan. IT'S CELL PHONE RADIATION NOT UV YOU DUMMY! Spending 50 minutes with a cellphone plas... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2011
    SMART KITTY IS SMART. Also, probably gonna run away. Tired of bein' all stupid? Ditto. My brain's sloopy as a mofro. But now a group of Australian scientists claim to have developed a thinking cap that allows users to utilize more of the right half of their brain and think... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2010
    You can tell that kid's an exception and not the rule because the beer comes out the side on those lil' mini-kegs. And I must be the same because I was dumb as hell as a child but now I'm a hellaboozehound. RIDDLE ME THAT, "SCIENCE"! Blame life? That's what I've been doing!... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2010
    According to the National Academy of Science (which isn't really on my trust-list), you can turn a righty into a lefty by applying magnets to the dome. "Haha, is that why you have all the refrigerator magnets in your hair?" And no -- I'm already a lefty. I'm trying to get th... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2010
    How paranoid are you about aliens controlling your brain? If you answered, "VERY", it's too late, they already are and just made you think that so you'd still feel in control. I'd check my butt for antennas if I were you. This guy decided that more tin foil the better. He co... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Everybody has their own personal weapon preference when it comes to braining zombies. Some prefer shotguns, others crowbars, and I like to swing my penis around like a battle axe. You too?! High-fi-- nevermind. But for those of you who haven't found that perfect zombie-lobo... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    Note: Must-watch video is after the jump, SO GET MOTIVATED. Youtube user armyofholynuns is an aspiring motivational speaker that teaches these simple life lessons by attempting to break a board over his head: 1. Figure out what you want to do 2. Believe in yourself 3. Form... / Continue →