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  • January 24, 2014
    This is a bra designed by Japanese lingerie manufacturer Ravijou that has a front clasp that will only release when "true love" is detected via a special heart-rate monitor and magical algorithms. But what if you're going to bed alone and just don't want to sleep in your bra?!... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2013
    Picture related: bra. Researchers at Microsoft are developing a wearable boobie-based mood-detecting system with the hopes of helping to curb emotional overeating in women and men with tits big enough to fill a bra. Me? I'm a B-cup but if I bend over you'd swear they were C'... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2013
    This is the bra vending machine at the Une Nana Cool shop in Shibuya, Tokyo. It dispenses Wacoal brand 'Fun Fun Week' wireless bras for around $30. It's weird though because like, they're selling the exact same bras not out of a vending machine all around it -- and wouldn't y... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2013
    Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, it would be awesome to swim through those like Scrooge McDuck. According to a 15-year study conducted by French professor Jean-Denis Rouillon (MUST HAVE BEEN A FUN 15 YEARS), wearing a bra doesn't prevent sagging breasts and may actual... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2013
    Don't do it, bro. Seen here being modeled by the saddest lovedoll I've spied all week (and that's saying a lot because I made the mistake of opening my roommate's closet), this is the 'R2-DD2' bra created by Instructables user seamster. It has light up effects and even beep-b... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2013
    This is a $70 rhinestone covered Pokeball bra made by Etsy seller Neon Wonderland. I also believe she's the model. Of course I also believe there's an elf that lives under my bed and eats my underwear at night to fuel his magic, so don't take my word for it. Thanks to Juli... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    Boob-dialing: up 2,000% since 2012. This is the Joeybra, a bra with an elastic pocket on the side that's large enough to hold your phone, cash, and credit cards. How you're supposed to access them is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with taking your shirt off in... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2011
    Just check out this hot little number. Pretty schmexy right? WRONG! She needs to eat a damn cheeseburger is what she needs to do. Well, that, AND NOT BE A DUDE. Haha -- and you were looking at him! That makes you at least half gay right now. Andrej Pejic, a man with no ... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2011
    This is a custom-painted Angry Birds bra from Etsy seller SceeneSchoes. She'll paint you one in sizes 34A to 38DD for $35, although you and I both know 34A's should really get a discount. That's price-gouging! You should be price-groping. Get it? Because that's what you do... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    Just the right amount of coverage. The Sleeping Beauty Bra is a $70 bra that's supposed to prevent ladies (and busty men) from waking up with wrinkles between their tits. Thankfully, I don't have a breast wrinkle problem. Balls, absolutely. Which, painful fact: they DO NOT ... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    10 years in the making, scientists now believe they've bred the perfect prawn for farming. And if you guessed I'm only posting this because tipster killerabbit tricked me by writing "scientists develop perfect pr0n" in the subject line, congratulations, you're 110% correct. S... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Because the fake nipple bra never take off back in the 70's, somebody's decided to create a modern, bra-less version: Body Perks nipple enhancers. YES I'M CHEWING ON A PAIR (they looked like dried apricots). The natural look is back. Nipples are in. From your favourite magazi... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Note: Video of the life-saving information is after the jump. You should watch it if you care about your friends and family and don't want them to die. This is a video called Super Sexy CPR. It's a CPR tutorial performed by two womens in the lingerie. It's actually a commer... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2010
    There was a time (based on this ad, the 70's) when having visibly hard nipples was all the rage. But like all fads (I'm looking at you, slap bracelets), its time quickly passed (give up Britney, you'll never bring it back!). Our exclusive braless-look-bra is the very first ... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2010
    The cleavage caddy may look like a breast-shaped CD holder for your car's sun visor, but it's not. No, it's a purse a woman (or moobed gentleman -- hopefully with a monocle) stows between their breasts (look at me using the proper nomenclature!) and bra. An insert for your br... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2009
    Doctor Elena Bodner won this year's Ig Noble Prize for Public Health with a bra designed to turn into two functional gas masks should the need arise (and why wouldn't it?). The aim of the awards is to honour achievements that "first make people laugh and then make them think".... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2009
    The Magic Missile Massage Bra from Pangao is supposed to make you breasts larger through the use of a little sorcerer and massaging "forceful vibration balls". Yes, forceful vibration balls. Plus, it comes standard with a pretty sweet spiderweb pattern. But what else can it ... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2009
    A Detroit woman's life was saved when a shot fired at her was deflected by the underwire in her bra, leaving her with only minor injuries. The woman, who lives on the west side of Detroit, had seen the youths breaking into the house next door while her neighbour was away. Pol... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2009
    The BraDryer concept is a dryer for your lacy boulder holders. The ones you don't want going in the regular dryer. As you can see, it looks like a pair of knockers, which led to this burn on my hand. Obviously, it was worth it. *TSSSSSSS* I copped another one! Bra Dryer i... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2009
    These $25 ties are made out of 100% synthetic materials, feature classic video game scenes, and can be purchased from a tribe of warrior women. Plus, they're absolutely perfect for the tech blogger who wants to pretend he's a businessman. I'll admit it: I love playing dress u... / Continue →