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  • March 13, 2013
    This is the Hoptimus Prime seasonal beer from Robinson Brewery. It has absolutely nothing to do with Transformers except the punny name and a blurb about how the flavor transforms as all the ingredients combine. I wish I'd known that before buying a case of the stuff hoping t... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2011
    Because ass cheeks are like snowflakes and melt on your tongue no two are alike, Japanese researchers have developed a biometric car seat that uses 360 sensors to measure your unique ass pressure to verify the driver's identity. No word what happens if you fart during a readin... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2011
    I'm. Puking. RAINBOOOOWS!! Aaaaaaaaand Pad Thai. You wanna know what goes well with a shot? Another one. Like socks and knockers, shots are always best in pairs. Although truthfully, I wouldn't shy away from three nips. Come on -- you alien guys know what I'm talkin' ab... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2009
    Skinny Blonde Beer comes from Australia and has a skinny blonde chick on the front of the bottle that, when the temperature gets hot enough, loses her top. And, to give you a demo of this model of modern boobosity, they have the six chicks in the picture above to provide NSFW ... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2009
    You may recall a couple years ago when Mountain Dew came out with a special edition Halo-themed soda called Game Fuel. You may also recall It tasting like shit and the Geekologie Writer suing because it made his penis shrink (it was visible before, I swear). Well now they're ... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2009
    Well if those aren't the happy faces of three urine-guzzling fools, I don't know what are. At the international space station, it was one small sip for man and a giant gulp of recycled urine for mankind. Astronauts aboard the space station celebrated a space first on Wedne... / Continue →