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  • January 15, 2016
    This is a commercial from Japan advertising those ultra-thin (0.01mm) condoms they have over there. Personally, I like really thick condoms (at least an inch or two) because they make my penis look bigger. The commercial features two Tyrannosaurus Rexes boning. The male fin... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2015
    This is a video of some folks from National Geographic who interrupt two giant tortoises trying to get their sex on, and then the male chases them away at a speed that can only be described as not very fast at all. Still, National Geographic, why you going to go and disturb tw... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2015
    Note: Larger version HERE. This is the Marvel universe relationship chart made by the folks at Webhostingbuzz, who probably have no business making Marvel universe relationship charts. Besides, I posted this way more in-depth X-Men relationship chart back in 2009. How many ... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2014
    NOTE: Video after the jump is NSFW on account of real-life boning. This is Drone Boning, an erotic film shot entirely by aerial drone. It's mostly beautiful landscapes though with just some occasional boning, so it's definitely easier to masturbate to if you're into rolling... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2014
    Meet Butterfly. Butterfly is a geep, a rare pygmy goat/sheep hybrid. Why are they rare? Because goats and sheep don't normally bone. Butterfly was born to My Petting Zoo, an Arizona based mobile petting zoo. Apparently things get lonely on the road. Actually, I happen to ... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2014
    This is 'The Arousal', a champagne flavored ice cream that packs 25mg (the lowest dose pill) of Viagra in each scoop. Make yourself a sundae and rock a week-long boner! The ice cream was developed by Charlie Harry Francis of Lick Me I'm Delicious (of $225/scoop glow-in-the-da... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2014
    This is the Lover's Deep, a luxury submarine that rich people can rent to have sex in under the sea. It costs $145,000/night per person though and there's a two-night minimum, so unless you're planning on bringing a love doll for the least romantic getaway of all time, the min... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2013
    According to a recent survey of 1,100 adult smartphone owners, nearly one in ten adults admit to using their smartphone during sex, presumably to check Geekologie or play their turn on Words With Friends. Oh yeah, give it to me -- YES, YES, YES! I just played 'BONING' on a tr... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2013
    Note: Slightly NSFW (dude butt, provocative pose) uncensored shot HERE. This is a shot from Google Maps of an Australian couple who jumped out of their BMW to have fake sex (hands down one of my least favorite kinds of sex to have) when the Google Maps car was passing. What m... / Continue →