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  • July 29, 2010
    So Porsche has decided to go forward and produce the Spyder 918 hybrid, which, up until now, was strictly conceptual. Did I mention it'll cost around $650,000? Because it will. Yeah, I just pre-ordered two. Didn't I, Hot Wheels? High rolla, HIGH ROLLA! A 3.4-liter V8 petr... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    Note: Videos are after the jump because I didn't want you to get so excited you blow your Geekologie-reading cover at work. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword was officially announced at E3 yesterday, leaving me with a video game induced boner that made sleeping on my stomach ... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2010
    I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed!, Clint, pdq and Justine, who all took black market boner pills and turned i... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    This is an awesome Triforce t-shirt (I know it just looks like a design, but it's a design available on -- wait for it -- wait for -- a t-shirt -- in shimmery gold ink! AAAAAAAAAAHH I WANT IT ON ME! It was designed by artist Olly Moss for clothier Super Combo. Unfortunately,... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2009
    Now THAT'S what I'm talking about. Except I'm not so much talking as fantasizing. God I'd love to be in the middle of those two. Ha -- I guess I AM talking about it! Now one of you put those little arms to use and make me a sandwich. Tyrannosaurus skeleton casts mounted i... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2009
    This is a little video demo of Mega Man 2.5D, which is a Mega Man game in partial 3-D that I believe some guy is actually making. Which....is it wrong I got a boner? Wait -- don't answer, I want to savor this. Hit the jump for another, longer video.... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2009
    Responding to my request that the gamer chick pose atop a dinosaur with Link's Master Sword, Geekologie Reader Pepper sent me a picture of herself wielding said sword. Unfortunately, there's no dinosaur (just two ponies humping and a questionable computer background). Thoug... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2009
    This is a motorcycle with hubless wheels. Unfortunately, due to my tiny, dinosaur(loving) brain, I'm incapable of understanding how such future technology works. So this is when I copy/paste some quotes and wait for the next meteor to hit. Hubless wheels work by fixing the r... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2009
    What is being hailed by some as the world's first vampire remains have been discovered in a mass grave in Venice, Italy. The woman (who I suspect was a vampire-witch hybrid) was buried with a brick wedged in her mouth, which apparently has some link to being to vampiracy. D... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2009
    I don't have any more information except boner. And I like those Oreos. Call me. Picture Thanks to mikeydubz, who can't have her because she's mine. MINE. ... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2009
    One day Dale Lyle got a speeding ticket in the mail issued by one of those automatic ticketing cameras. It claimed he was doing 98MPH in his 14-year old Honda Civic, a car he insisted could only do 85MPH max on a downhill slope with a tailwind. So what did he do? He did what... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2008
    This isn't actually made from real bones (although for $22,000 it damn well should be), but it is an accurate skeletal statue of a young Tyrannosaurus E-rex (it does me anyway). Hit the jump to see the statue's movement and hear its roar, both of which are pretty freaking impr... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2008
    Brian Dettmer is a man. With a vision. A vision, possibly blurry, of a melted cassette tape skeleton. Brian reached for the stars, and while he didn't make it past tall buildings, he did manage to melt a bunch of cassettes into a skeleton. Congratulations Brian, it looks go... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2008
    STAN was a Tyrannosaurus Rex that lived over 65 million years ago. In his heyday he probably banged tons of other dinosaurs, and, quite possibly, a woolly mammoth or two. But now he ain't banging shit but the wall at the Black Hills Museum of Natural History in South Dakota. ... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2008
    Plasma speakers have apparently existed since the 50's, but I'd never heard of them because my life up until this point has sucked. The speakers use a plasma arc to create compression waves instead of the traditionally boring magnets and cones. The "pitch is altered by the con... / Continue →