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  • April 11, 2016
    This is a video of the top ten plays from the 2016 Headis Masters. I didn't know Headis was a real thing until this morning. Headis "uses a table very similar to that of table tennis, but with the players striking a 7-inch rubber ball with their head. The tactics of tennis an... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2016
    These are a couple examples of the Bonsai Skulls created by Australia artist Andrew Firth of Jack Of The Dust. He uses what I assume is model railroad grass and trees to create beautiful little landscapes atop black plastic skull replicas. Beautiful, aren't they? It's just a... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2016
    This is the tattoo cover-up some guy got after a horribly spelled original. Although I guess technically it's not a cover-up since you can still see the original. Why are so many tattoo artists so bad at spelling? How did this person not notice the error when it was happenin... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2016
    This is a video created by Vox senior editorial producer Joss Fong detailing some of the vestigial traits that help prove that humans evolved over millions of years and not just the last 200 like my middle school science teacher in Alabama tried to teach us. I learned a lot by... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2016
    This is a video from a recent exposition by the Verbeke Foundation in Kemzeke, Belgium. As part of the installation, they've hooked up a decaying human finger and a dead parakeet to voltmeters that translate the readings into freaky deaky background music. You get to listen ... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2016
    These are several photos of Gimo, a Scottish Fold cat who looks like he is 50% eyeballs. Maybe he is a cross between a cat and an owl. Or maybe he is part tribble. Or maybe he is all cat and just looks funny. Me? I am all man but I look funny. "There is no way you are hum... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2016
    This is the plush Vincent Van Gogh doll available from The Unemployed Philosphers Guild ($19). He stands 11-inches tall and includes a Velco-backed removable left ear. As the story goes, Van Gogh allegedly severed his left ear after an argument with fellow painter Paul Gaugui... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2016
    This is a Korean crucifix featuring a very muscular Jesus. I'm not entirely sure where it's located, but presumably outside the Church of Gains. Honestly, if Jesus really did look like that there probably never would have been a crucifixion, just "the day Jesus killed all the... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2016
    This is the Tattoo Drawing Notebook available from SUCK UK. It's a 100 page book full of pictures of body parts for you to practice drawing tattoo ideas on. Unfortunately, it includes no private parts, so you're still going to have to pen that dragon on your actual penis. ... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2016
    This is a video tutorial created by Yolanda Gampp of How To Cake It detailing how to make your own realistic human heart cake (previously: her realistic brain cake). You know, because maybe you've been wanting to make your own realistic human heart cake but didn't know where t... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2016
    This is 'Secret Friends', a photo series by AnaHell in which the subjects are bent over with a face drawn on their back, and wearing wigs sometimes. They are kind of uncomfortable to look at. Sort of like me. I'm not saying I'm a total monster, but I am saying I wear paper g... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2016
    This is a video from Slow Mo Guys Dan Gruchy and Gavin Free of a mouse trap crushing Gavin's tongue filmed at 2,000 frames/second. It's kinda gross. Tongues are weird. One time a girl put her tongue in my mouth and it felt super weird. Kind of like having a slug in your mou... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2016
    With the release of three new body types for Barbie, Twitter user Will McFadden decided to create "Dad Bod Ken," a more realistically proportioned Ken doll. Nice choice of outfit, he really looks like he's not struggling through a midlife crisis at all. How do you think he lo... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2016
    Because diversity is important, Mattel has just announced that Barbie dolls will now come in three new body types: curvy, petite, and tall. Unfortunately, they did not take my advice and add a Voltron body type to the lineup. You just lost yourself a sale, Mattel. "We have t... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2016
    This is the human ear iPhone case made by Los Angeles-based creepy body parts artist Sarah Sitkin for an embroidery artist from Melbourne, Australia. The ear is supposed to look and feel like a real human ear. That's freaky deaky. I wonder what it would feel like in my pocke... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2016
    "This job stinks" -- the guy holding the candles, according to the book of dad jokes I just found in a bathroom stall. Because when it comes to setting world records, if at first you don't succeed, give up and try something nobody else is doing (particularly something butt rel... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2016
    "I feel like the pink leopard print really makes them pop." Because I gave up on this planet long, long ago, 45-year-old Mike Drake of Queens, New York turns the finger and toenail clippings he's been saving FOR THE LAST ELEVEN YEARS into "designer" paperweights (previously: t... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2015
    This is some video footage from an unmanned deep sea submersible of what appears to be the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Of course it's not actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but a siphonophore. What the hell is a siphonophore? A quote to refresh your memory while I practice... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2015
    This is the $40 Chin Rest Arm from Thanko. It mounts to the edge of a desk and can hold your head up on those days coffee isn't doing its job. I hate it when coffee doesn't do its job. 'I can't do my job if you don't do yours!' I yell at my half-empty mug some mornings. Cof... / Continue →
  • November 24, 2015
    This is a video compilation of all the non-doctor performed amputations in the Star Wars film franchise. It was pretty brutal. I can't help but always feel bad for that wampa every time Luke cuts its arm off. I know he was going to kill and eat him, but over time I kind of g... / Continue →