body fluids

Hello Guts: A Look At Hello Kitty's Anatomy

This is glimpse into Hello Kitty's anatomy as imagined by artist Jason Freeny, best known for his other anatomical renderings. I thought perhaps the most interesting part...
March 26, 2010

I'm Gonna Start Using Blood: HP Printer Ink

Printing all your important documents in human blood will save you almost half the dough as HP ink. Plus, you'll earn the respect of your coworkers, particularly...
January 1, 2010

Not Just For Vampires: Blood Energy Drink

Blood Energy Potion is a $6 energy drink (availableJanuary 2010) that was made to look -- and have the same nutritional value -- of real blood. That's...
September 28, 2009

I Must Have It!: Magical Unicorn Juice

Some guy on eBay recently sold the last jar of unicorn semen in the United States for $31 plus $3 flat rate shipping. If you were the...
September 1, 2009

Possessed: The Boy Who Cries Wolf Blood

15-year old Calvino Inman is just like any other 15 year old boy. Except he's possessed by the devil and cries tears of blood. BURN HIM WITH...
September 1, 2009

Gruesome: Billboards Bleed When It Rains

An ad agency in New Zealand made a series of billboards that remind drivers to slow down and "drive to the conditions" during the rainy season. The...
July 6, 2009

British Scientists Producing Synthetic Blood

Apparently British scientists are ahead of everyone else in the race to produce a synthetic blood supply using stem cells. Go you, Britain, here's a teacake. Because...
March 24, 2009

Guy Makes Realistic Bioshock Syringe

Harrison Krix, the same guy that made the realistic Portal gun for his girlfriend has gone and made himself an ADAM syringe from Bioshock. Krix is a...
February 27, 2009

Mmmm, Gutsy: A Thorax Cake

Damn that looks delicious. I just want to eat it up. Then slather the leftovers on a naked chick, take some moderately tasteful(!) erotic photographs, and sneak...
December 29, 2008

Wrong, Just Wrong: World's Worst Cookbook

This is the world's worst cookbook. It's called Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. I just puked in my mouth a little. Semen is not only...
November 21, 2008

OMGWTFNOBBQ?: Cannibal Banquets

A "Cannibal Banquet" is gross and involves eating a sort of fake human. Here's how the Cannibal Banquet works... a pinata-like "body" is carefully crafted, then stuffed...
June 6, 2008

Rechargable Batteries Run On What?

Urine! That's right folks, the NoPoPo (!!!) batteries from Japan can be recharged using your own bodily fluid (or any other that's primarily water). When the charge...
September 11, 2007