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  • September 26, 2014
    This is a series of illustrations by artist Tim Doyle imagining various Springfield locations from The Simpsons at night with an "evocative, moody" feel. I am digging them. I am also digging up earthworms to go fishing with a buddy this weekend. Will he kill me and try to si... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2014
    This is an oldschool style baby carriage decked out with a Doctor Who TARDIS theme. Does anybody still use those oldschool carriages anymore? Now strollers are all super fancy and cost hundreds of dollars (I was on a baby shower registry). When I was a kid I didn't even have... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2014
    Alternatively, paint a refrigerator box. This is the cardboard stand-up TARDIS available for $225 pre-order from Urban Collector. That's a lot of money for cardboard. It's for people who don't have the carpentry skills to go to Home Depot and build one out of wood. Still, t... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    Because there is literally no TARDIS themed product a hardcore Whovian won't buy, this is the $45 Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Rack from ThinkGeek. It holds your shampoo and soap and shower scrunchies. Speaking of -- you ever timed yourself to see how long you can squeeze your ro... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2013
    This is a brief video of a life-size flying TARDIS taking off. It's powered by 12 individual rotors. What's that make it, a dodecacopter? Sadly, the TARDIS barely takes to the sky before returning to earth head-first in a blaze of glory broken Styrofoam. No word if the Doct... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2013
    This is the Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Curtain available from ThinkGeek ($30). I just bought one. Is it gonna make my shower bigger on the inside? Nope, but it is gonna make it colder since now I don't have enough to pay the gas bill. I'm pretty sure I willed this thing into... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    Because some people still dare to dream, a group of Doctor Who fans have created a petition to have the Empire State Building be lit 'TARDIS blue' (technically just regular-blue) to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the series on November 23rd, when we'll all gather around our ... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2013
    This is an estimated 1-in-50-million-specimen bi-colored blue and red lobster caught in Newfoundland (previously, a 1-in-30-million spotted calico lobster). That's pretty rare. Even rarer than my roommate being able to sleep through a whole night without waking himself up far... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2012
    Have I ever told you when I was watching the 1987 live action He-Man movie in the theater the film got caught in the projector and melted? That's a true story, I remember it vividly. This is a lady cosplaying as He-Man's arch-nemesis Skeletor at Megacon 2012. She isn't actua... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2011
    Sure it may LOOK like a giant blue dildo with legs, but looks can be deceiving. Except in this case, because that's a walking shlong if I've ever seen one (and I have -- lots). The inflatable Ant-Roach robot was designed to carry passengers on the ride of a miserable lifetime... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2011
    Note: Slightly larger version HERE, but it's a Smurf -- they're supposed to be small! Ever wondered what a Smurf might look like in real life? Well fear not you f***ing lunatic, because artist Nate Hallinan is on the job. Per 'damn Nate gave this a lot of thought': The Smur... / Continue →
  • July 4, 2011
    Note: Uncensored (and squeezable looking!) buttcheeks after the jump. So yeah, Avatar tattoo guy decided to get some Na'vi (NOT navy) blue stripes flaming out from between his buttcheeks, because that's a good look for a crazy person. Personally, I would have opted for a perm... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2011
    Note: Worthwhile larger version HERE. This is an animated gif that makes the sun appear 3-D. Also, blue. While interesting, what's even more interesting is the UFO that keeps blinking in the bottom right corner. I suspect they're siphoning off our sun's energy like I do my ... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    The Pseudomorph dress is the brainchild of Dutch fashionista (damn yeah I use words like that!) Anouk Wipprecht. As the dress is worn, it colors itself with dripping ink. How exactly does it work? Well let me tell you copy/paste something. *ahem* Today was a sad night. I ... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2010
    Note: Jump probably NSFW due to fake alien-vaj. To coincide with the release of Hustler's Avatar pr0n parody, Fleshlight is making an "alien" version of their famous male sex-toy. "Honey -- I think the blue flashlight in the tool chest next to your Neytiri poster is out of ba... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2010
    Remember when Hustler announced they were making a 3-D parody of Avatar and it was gonna be the company's most costly production to date? Well it looks like the number to beat was $200, because this thing looks like a giant Na'vi turd. And not a golden one like that goose in ... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2010
    Note: Two super high-res shots HERE (full back) and HERE (closeup). I know some of you don't care because you can't appreciate the finer more permanent things in life, but I'm obsessed with Avatar tattoo guy (you Albertans must really be proud!). And not just because of his e... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    Zombie jerky: sounds delicious, doesn't it? No, it doesn't. I actually just puked through the gap in my front teeth at the mere thought of gnawing pre-rotted flesh. *BLAAH* Ooh -- still going. "Zombie Meat," an exquisite new Japanese snack for the horror enthusiast, consist... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2010
    I never made it to see Avatar because I was banned from the local theater for trying to sneak one of those beer helmets into the new G.I. Joe, but blah blah blah, boner boner boner. Oh yeah GW, you've still got it. Hit the jump for the uncensored version in case the other F w... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2010
    What better way to honor your favorite film than with a commemorative tattoo on your shoulder? Sure you could just buy the Blu-Ray when it's released, but come on, that's for posers. You're a real fan. Real fans do crazy shit they'll regret later. Now I know what you're thi... / Continue →