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  • September 20, 2011
    Because people are literally full of bad ideas (& partially digested food), Disney and Kirk James Cameron's production company have penned a deal (possibly in blue CGI blood) to bring Avatar themed attractions to Disney Parks, starting with the Disney's Animal Kingdom. It...wi... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2011
    Note: Search 'avatar tattoo' in the sidebar to see the progression. The last time we checked in with Iggy the Avatar superfan he was at tattoo # 8, but that was way back in 2010. Since then he's gotten #'s 9 and 10 (the faces flanking his shank-zones), planned # 11 (a giant f... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2010
    Note: High-res shot HERE in case you hate your eyeballs. Okay so they didn't so much say it couldn't be done as much as "it's a terrible idea, please please please don't do it", but Avatar uber-fan IGGY has received tattoo #8, this time straying from his typical creepy Neytiri... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2010
    Remember when Hustler announced they were making a 3-D parody of Avatar and it was gonna be the company's most costly production to date? Well it looks like the number to beat was $200, because this thing looks like a giant Na'vi turd. And not a golden one like that goose in ... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2010
    Note: Two super high-res shots HERE (full back) and HERE (closeup). I know some of you don't care because you can't appreciate the finer more permanent things in life, but I'm obsessed with Avatar tattoo guy (you Albertans must really be proud!). And not just because of his e... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2010
    Note: Click HERE for a super high-res shot that killed my soul a little to see so big. Remember Avatar Tattoo Guy? I know -- how could anybody forget that back? Well he's returned with tattoo #5 which, SPOILER ALERT: is another crappy Neytiri just like the other four. Good ... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2010
    Hustler is releasing a 3-D pr0n0graphic parody of Avatar this fall, and this guy just popped like forty blue boners about it. As a result of all the CG and 3-D work, the smut-peddler is advertising 'This Ain't Avatar XXX' as their highest budget pr0n to date, with production c... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    There are good mashups (my lips and a lovely lady's lips) and there are bad mashups (my ass and anything bigger than a breadbox pinky). This is one of the latter. Created by Denise Vasquez for 501st TK Project who also created the beautiful Brass Stormtrooper Helmet, this pro... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2010
    NOTE: Full-res picture HERE in case you're into cancerous moles and back hair. Remember Avatar tattoo guy? First it was the left shoulder, then the right, and now a full-body Neytiri next to his spine. Based on the quality, I'm gonna assume he got this one in the slammer. W... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2010
    I never made it to see Avatar because I was banned from the local theater for trying to sneak one of those beer helmets into the new G.I. Joe, but blah blah blah, boner boner boner. Oh yeah GW, you've still got it. Hit the jump for the uncensored version in case the other F w... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2010
    Because the first one was kind of crappy looking, Avatar tattoo guy decided to take another stab at it and got Neytiri #2 on his opposite shoulder. Per some of his wall posts: thats 2 tattoos out of 6 4 more to go this year and next year will be the back ground this was 5 hrs... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2010
    Ever heard of Zhou Shaomou? Me neither, but he claims he wrote 'Tale Of The Blue Crows' in 1997 and is convinced Michael Bay James Cameron stole the premise of his novel for Avatar. He's wants to sue for a cool $162 million. Good luck with that. The book centres around a gr... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2010
    What better way to honor your favorite film than with a commemorative tattoo on your shoulder? Sure you could just buy the Blu-Ray when it's released, but come on, that's for posers. You're a real fan. Real fans do crazy shit they'll regret later. Now I know what you're thi... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2010
    This is a group of Palestinian Na'vi protesting a separation barrier Israel has in place. I actually have no idea what a separation barrier is. Unless it's anything like a restraining order, in which case DAMNIT JULIE YOU KNOW I WALK MY DOG ON THAT STREET. The demonstrators ... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2010
    If you haven't already seen it, this is a 20-minute review of Avatar by the same monotonously voiced cat who did the nearly hour-long Phantom Menace review. It's pretty good. Not as good as you're looking this morning, but God must have put diamonds in your eyes or some shit ... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2010
    China recently decided to change the name of the famous 'Southern Sky Column' in Zhangjiajie, Hunan province to 'Avatar Hallelujah Mountain' in order to honor James Cameron's blue kitteh blockbuster garner some tourism. Clever, China, clever. Avatar has become the most popula... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2010
    It was only a matter of time before Avatar killed somebody, and it's finally happened. Which is exactly why I haven't gone to see it. Well, that and I've been banned from all the local theaters for public indecency excessive awesomeness and killer style. According to AFP, ... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2010
    This is a picture of Peter Ammentorp as a Na'vi. He made the transformation using Photoshop (I still prefer makeup). As you can see, he did a pretty good job. Don't get me wrong, I'd still bow and arrow the shit out of him and then try syncing with his dead body, but....I ca... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2010
    I don't see movies in the theater because I'm afraid to leave my bedroom, so I haven't seen Avatar and I don't know what the dream of Pandora is. But if it's anything like The Heart of the Ocean from Titanic then old wrinkly Rose had it the whole time! So yeah, there's a foru... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2010
    I'm sure many of you will never forgive me for comparing Olivia Munn to an orc, but I honestly don't care because I have convictions, damnit. Mostly for traffic violations, but there's an arson one too. Street cred! Anyway, this is a movie trailer for 'Thelma and Loise II: A... / Continue →