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  • January 14, 2016
    WARNING: Like a Squatty Potty on boner pills, video contains two shits and four f***s in fifteen seconds. This is a short video of Snoop Dogg offering some very choice words to Microsoft's X-Box team (plus Bill Gates for good measure) about a server problem he's been experie... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2015
    Second thoughts: it looks like Bill is having them. This is a video demonstration of the Janicki OmniProcessor, a giant machine that can turn sewer waste (including wadded up toilet paper and actual turds) into electricity, ash, and clean drinking water. It's supposed to be a... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2014
    This is a video from 2011 of Neil DeGrasse Tyson trying to explain just how rich Bill Gates is. SPOILER: rich as f***. AND HE GIVES HIS MONEY AWAY. Most people raid the 'Give A Penny, Take A Penny' dish whenever the cashier's back is turned. Also, back in 2011 Gates' fortun... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2013
    In news that's sure to set the computing world ablaze (or not at all), Bill Gates has confessed that the control-alt-delete keyboard combination was a mistake and the fault of a keyboard designer who refused to add a one-button equivalent. How enthralling! If I was any more ... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2013
    Would not taste that rainbow. Bill Gates, who may or may not be suffering from boner loss due to current condom design, is offering a $100,000 reward for a next-gen prophylactic that encourages greater condom use so people stop contracting diseases and children. Additional co... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    Note: Infographic is longer than my Christmas list, hit the jump to see the whole thing. This is a giant infographic depicting everything Bill Gates has done with his fortune to help combat disease and make the world a better place. According to the statistics, he's helped sa... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2011
    This is an old-ass interview from 1994 of Connie Chung asking Bill Gates if it's true he can jump over office chairs from a standing position (rumors -- sometimes they're really f***ing lame), and Bill showing Connie his skills (with a one-step jump). Impressive, Bill, but I c... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2011
    Bill Gates, having decided computers have run their course or whatever, has decided to focus his efforts on reinventing the toilet to aid the some 2.6 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD with no reliable source of sanitary shitter. Wow, that actually does sound pretty noble. Granted ... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    Ever wanted to make your own cartoons with Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sayin' funny-ass things to each other? Well now you can. Just head over to Sad and Useless, download the template, and speech-bubble to your buttheart's content! I even made one myself and posted it after t... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2009
    For fun on April 1st, PC World Magazine made a bunch of fake Facebook pages for celebrities (we've already seen God's), including, and pretty much limited to: Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Elvis, Andy Warhol, Satan, Rush Limbaugh, Hillary Clinton, Dr. Manhattan and William Shakespear... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2009
    So apparently Bill Gates released a swarm of mosquitoes on an auditorium filled with smart, rich people (myself excluded) during a TED (Technology, Entertainment, and Design) conference. Ending malaria is a particular passion of Gates's, whose Bill and Melinda Gates Foundati... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2009
    Get a good look folks, because you're sure as hell never gonna see it in real life. One Billion Dollar is stacked on 12 standard pallets, altogether 10 million 100 USD notes. One Billion Dollar is not so much about what you see but what you could do or not do with the money.... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2008
    This is Microsoft's latest (and longest, at 4:30) commercial featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates. I found it moderately entertaining. But what I really took away from the experience was this: if Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld ever stayed at my place, I'd rob those suckers ... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2008
    Remember when we posted that Microsoft was finally gonna stop taking it up the Vista and combat those "Get A Mac" ads? Well here's the first one, featuring Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld. It has a shoe theme. And, while I did like the commercial, I didn't get the commercial. ... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2008
    Apple keeps putting out those "Get a Mac" ads and Microsoft has finally decided it's not going to take them lying down with its ass in the air. So what's the company doing? Starting an ad campaign with "key celebrity pitchman" Jerry Seinfeld. Oh, and Bill Gates. The campaig... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2008
    Well Bill Gates made the CES keynote again, and this one included a little movie of what his last day at Microsoft might be like in July. It's a tad long, at 8:27, but it's worth watching if you have the time (or you can just skip around). It features every celebrity ever maki... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2007
    The world's richest man should be dressed in a solid gold suit of armor at all times. And diamonds. Diamonds everywhere. And maybe a robot that walks for him. Like a robotic spider Segway. ... / Continue →