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  • July 25, 2014
    Ken Ham, president of the Answers in Genesis ministry (which operates the Creation Museum where he debated Bill Nye) recently announced on his blog that aliens aren't candidates for salvation because they aren't the offspring of Adam and only Adam's descendants can be saved. O... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2013
    This is a video of two humpback whales off the coast of central California coming up to feed when they almost swallow two divers. Could you imagine being swallowed by a whale? Man, that would certainly be a story to tell IN THE BIBLE. Back me up, Jonah! "I spent three days ... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2012
    Remember the story I posted last year about millionaire Johan Huibers building a full size "biblical-scale" replica of Noah's ark after dreaming his homeland of Holland flooded? Well now it's complete, and ready to set sail for safety in the event of global warming. *eying pr... / Continue →
  • June 22, 2011
    Johan Huibers, who may or may yes need to stop eating spicy food before bed, had a dream that part of his native Holland flooded. So what did he do -- wake up and have a cup of coffee? Hell no -- he started construction on a "full-size" replica of Noah's Ark. I, uh, I would ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2011
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you're convinced there's some fine-print that might save your ass (there isn't though is the thing). This is a handy-dandy flowchart to determine whether or not you're going to be raptured tomorrow. SPOILER: no. Well -- what was your offen... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2011
    This is a video of one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse appearing during the recent Egyptian riots. That's him in the yellow, clearly making him the 4th, or pale horse rider (Death, aka pestilence, plague). I know, I didn't know they glowed either. Now granted you coul... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2010
    Any minute now I expect the Four Unicornmen of the Apocalypse to come riding out of that hole on a rainbow and start royally f***ing this world up. Just sayin', an apocalyptic portal just opened in in Porto, Portugal -- grammatical coincidence OR SURE SIGN OF IMPENDING DOOM?! ... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2010
    Listen, I don't know much about guns except for the fact that mine just ripped through my Snuggie's sleeves again, but apparently the US military is pissed after discovering some of the high-powered scopes used on military-issued rifles contain codes to passages in the Bible. ... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2009
    This is a little gallery of nativity scenes with characters and situations I don't remember reading in the bible. But maybe that's because I read the King James version and IT WAS EDITED. You know that song, 'We Three Kings'? It was originally written, 'We Three Kings and Ou... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2009
    Somebody in St. Louis, Missouri is selling a sword that may or may not be the one David used to chop that punk bitch Goliath's monster nog off after getting him all stoned. Wow, I should really teach Sunday School. B.C. sword the question is ? Is this the sword of the giant... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2009
    In a study that surprises nobody who's woken up still Tyrannosaurus Wrecked from the night before in a puddle of someone else's urine and eaten the breakfast of gods, scientists have discovered bacon really does cure a hangover. "Bread is high in carbohydrates and bacon is f... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2009
    Per the Gospel according to Geekologie: And before the day of Valentine's, you will be blessed with an ox. And this ox will carry a sign. Of peace and love. And also, deliciousness. Jesus, quick -- water into barbecue sauce! Hit the jump for another very special Valentine... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2008
    The Float-A-Pet floating dog collar saves pet lives should God decide to spite us with another flood for all the debauchery. When the collar's sensors detect water -- PFFFFT -- the collar inflates, keeping most tiny-ass dogs and cats afloat by their neck. Also, I'd say it pro... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2008
    An authentic vampire-killing kit from the 1800's recently sold at auction for nearly $15,000 to a pale man in a black cape. "This is a complete kit that comes fully equipped - stakes, mirrors, a gun with silver bullets (because where there are Vampires there might be Werewolve... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2008
    Ever wonder what da Vinci's Last Supper would look like with video game characters? Possibly something like this. Except why on earth is Donkey Kong portraying Jesus? That's sacrilege if I've ever seen it. And Mario as Judas? So wrong. Mario or Link should be Jesus, and P... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2008
    Bible Fight is religious-themed Flash game made by This Is Pop for Adult Swim. You get to choose a Biblical fighter (Noah, Moses, Jesus, Mary, Eve, and Satan) and stage (Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, the Parted Seas, the Manger, Hell, Golgotha, and Heaven) and duke it out Street... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2008
    Apparently The Brick Testament has been a work in progress for over six years, but I'd never been made aware of its existence before, so here it is. With over 3,600 scenes from the Bible, all the classics are illustrated in awesome LEGO detail. I looked through a bunch of the... / Continue →