beverage

Bottle Tops: Because Cans Can Be Tricky

Bottle Tops are plastic lids that snap onto aluminum cans. You know, because you're too special needs to drink out of a can without spilling. Jesus, ask...
October 14, 2009

Sad: Donkey Kong Reduced To Selling Soda

Seen here unsuccessfully threatening a blurry old man with the 1-2 punch that used to make Mario shit his pants and cry, Donkey Kong, the once fearful...
October 12, 2009

OMGWTFBBQ Chicken Holder Is Iffy

The Col-Pop is the brainchild of BBQ Chicken USA (a Korean BBQ franchise). They have over 3,500 stores worldwide, but they're just making their way to the...
February 11, 2008

The Beer Pager: Never Lose Your Beer Again

The beer pager is basically a coaster with attached koozie that you put your beer in. If for any reason you misplace your precious life-blood you just...
November 26, 2007

Pocket Shots Portable Liquor

Pocket Shots are single serving portable liquor bags that look alarmingly like juice pouches. They're only being sold in California, Arizona, Wisconsin, Colorado, and New Mexico at...
August 23, 2007