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  • June 2, 2016
    Because they really are aliens, this is a video of a bunch of baby Pale Octopuses hatching from their eggs and getting their first taste of the constant terror that is life under the sea. Back me up, Sebastian. "I stay hidden under a rock all day long." See? And what about ... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2016
    This is a short video from the Great Tide Pool outside the Monterey Bay Aquarium in California. It features a one-day old otter pup sleeping on the belly of its floating mother. It looks like that baby is LIVING THE DREAM. Enjoy it while you can, my little otter friend. "Th... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2015
    This is a video from Ripley's Aquarium Of The Smokies about a recent successful stingray c-section birth. The stingray mother was an estimated 6 - 8 weeks late delivering her pup, and staff were concerned both might die without the operation. Now the aquarium is happy to repo... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    Note: Uncensored shot has the potential to steal your soul, hit the jump at your own risk. This is Cleyed the Cyclops kitty. Sadly, he only lived a short time because, you know, you're not supposed to be born a cyclops. No offense to you real Cyclopes out there -- but I will... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2012
    Note: Full-res version HERE to print out and hang in your cubicle (save the file to see it even bigger). Okay so "updated" might not be the right word, since it's the exact same geek zodiac I posted last year, just a nicer looking version. Think of it as like when a cereal c... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2012
    This is an easy-to-understand chart depicting how common birthdays are in the US based on data from 1973-1999. *sobbing* My parents said I was special -- it looks like half the f***ing country was born August 12th! So yeah, basically if you were born in July-September you are... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2011
    If there's one thing I don't want to give birth to it's a giant spider. If there's two it's a giant spider and a superhero. No thank you amirite?! Ain't no "strength of 100-men" baby tearing out of this vagina like there's a bank robbery in progress. Unless I was so hopped u... / Continue →