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  • March 31, 2015
    This is the $850 MacBook Air inspired toilet seat made and sold by design firm Pinkhouse. The cover is laser-cut from 12-guage steel and can be powder-coated to your color preference. For reference, $850 is just about $830 too much to pay for a toilet seat. If all toilet sea... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2015
    The following is Neil DeGrasse Tyson's favorite science joke. It's perfect for those of you who are into physics and corny science jokes. It's not so perfect for those of you who don't know what a Higgs boson particle is, and only like penis jokes. Obviously, it was complete... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2015
    Note: Full-res version right HERE. This is a visual guide to who owns all the different Marvel character movie rights created by artist and writer Maurice Mitchell of the The Geek Twins. As you can see, Lionsgate Entertainment made out the smartest with the rights to Man-Thin... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2014
    What the -- are you blowing a seagull?! This is the $135 Facial Fitness Pao from Japan. It allegedly firms and tightens your face. I've got the feeling it doesn't work that well. Plus for some reason famed Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is the spokesperson. Pfft, ... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2014
    Peaches: they look like butts (but taste way better). And what better way to reinforce that imagery than putting fancy little panties on them? Originally created by a fruit vendor in Nanjing, China, a box of nine pantied peaches sell for around $80. That's almost $10 apiece.... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2014
    This is a visual comparison of a ton of cartoon X-Men characters and their live-action equivalents. I learned a lot. Mostly about how the live-action ones look way more like real people than the cartoon ones. The cartoon ones look like they were drawn. "You really are a f**... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2014
    Note: Picture is just some guy who glued a switch to the back of his head. In great news for anybody who regularly stays up at night naming the mountains and valleys in the textured ceiling above their bed because they can't turn their f***ing brain off, scientists have develo... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2014
    These are some pictures and a video from Sports Illustrated of Kate Upton modeling two $20 Target bikinis in nearly zero gravity aboard a vomit comet. I think we can all agree that, at least from a purely scientific standpoint, they provide significant insight about how big ol... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2014
    Note: Alaska not drawn to scale for some reason. Alaska is almost 2.5x the size of Texas (although California's population is only 1.5x the size of Texas leading me to believe this entire map is a CROCK OF LIES. This is a map of the United States showing the approximate size ... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    This is a video of Ryu kicking Taylor Swift in the head during her Grammy performance of All Too Well. I am not familiar with that song. Of course I'm not familiar with a lot of songs because I don't keep up with new pop music. Is Taylor Swift pop music? Don't even answer, ... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    According to renowned theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking, black holes don't really exist. At least not in the "they destroy everything that gets close enough" theory that's been perpetuated. Oh really? Then how do you explain my ex-girlfriend? The conventional view of bla... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    P0rn star Christy Mack (who, for the record, I have never heard of or seen perform) is offering a BJ for the best LEGO creation built to decorate her home. Presumably applicants must be 18 years or older and really desperate for a blowjob. Per tweets I can't embed because her... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2014
    These are Hero-Glyphics, a series of drawings by artist Josh Lane featuring modern heroes in ancient hieroglyphic scrolls. Doesn't make a lot of sense to me, but not much does anymore. And guess what -- I'm tired of looking for answers. You know what happens when you dig dow... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2013
    First of all, there should be no such thing as library copies of Fifty Shades Of Grey. That's like back in the day when movie rental stores had adult sections -- you should not rent p0rno movies. Chances are the dude who watched it before you had his penis in his hands just m... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2013
    This is a Pokemon themed rap (despite not being a rap song at all) created by the folks over at CollegeHumor featuring the names of all 718 pocket monsters. They don't actually incorporate the names of the Pokemon into the lyrics though, they just sing a couple lines then ratt... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2013
    This is a poster recently on display in a Shanghai theater to promote the release of Thunder God 2 (the new Thor). Thing is, the picture is actually from a piece of homoerotic fan Photoshop work. How did that even happen? Are theaters responsible for making their own posters... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2013
    Meet the Revel Body Sonic Vibrator, allegedly the latest and greatest in lady privates pleasuring devices. Does it work for butts too? Fingers crossed! And toes curled. Did I mention the vibrator is the first to use "TrueSonic" technology? WTF is TrueSonic technology? I du... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2013
    This is time-lapse video made by photographer Michael Chung during the August 12th peak of the Perseid meteor shower featuring an exploding meteor. Granted an exploding UFO would have been cooler, but maybe next year. I'm joking, there will be no next year. At least not if I ... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2013
    Note: Larger, more legible version HERE but you still won't be able to read the really small states, which is exactly why they should just join together to form one bigger state. This is the Corporate States of America, a map of the US created by Steve Lovelace (I love sheer m... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2013
    The L'Uritonnoir is the brainchild of French design studio Faltazi. It consists of a bunch of metal urinals spiked into a straw bale. As the urinals are used, the nitrogen from all the pee reacts with the carbon in the straw, breaking down the bale and creating a usable comp... / Continue →