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  • March 23, 2016
    This is a short video of Canadian drummer Joey Muha rocking out to the children's classic 'I'm A Little Teapot'. I was very into it. I love 'I'm A Little Teapot' because of the dance you get to do that goes along with it. It's the only dance I've ever really been good at. *d... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2016
    This is a Vine video of a cat trying to run in a clothes dryer like a hamster wheel. Allegedly the cat learned it from watching his hamster friend (technically his enemy/desired snack, above) run in his wheel. Of course I don't believe that's what actually happened. I do not... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2016
    Because people have sex on the brain 24/7 (or in my case 24/6 because I refuse to acknowledge Mondays), some parents have called out Target for selling these Star Wars pool diving sticks that look kinda sorta a little bit like dildos. Please, everything looks like a dildo. If... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2016
    This is a Smart Car with a photographic wrap to make it look like the driver is riding a motorcycle. I think it's real, but it could be a Photoshop job. At first I thought the front fork of the motorcycle extended past the fender of the car, but I think the bottom of the fend... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2015
    Because Japan, online retailer Felissimo is now selling a fabric spray that's supposed to smell like cat forehead. That's a desirable smell apparently. Did you know cats rub their heads on you because they have scent glands on the sides of their head and they're marking you a... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    This is a series of Disney Princess x Fallout mashups created by Canadian artist Peter Slavik to celebrate the release of Fallout 4. Now I know what you're thinking, but just remember -- everybody celebrates differently. I celebrated by buying a case of beer and playing for s... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    This is a short clip from Back To The Future II edited with real-life 2015 elements. It made me realize how disappointing real life is and how much cooler it would be to live in a movie. Not a horror movie though. Or a disaster film. Or an action movie, because I'd probably... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2015
    As part of the country's decommunization plan, these are the before and after shots of a Lenin statue in Odessa, Ukraine. Sculptor Alexander Milov turned the Lenin statue into Darth Vader, because Darth Vader was a cool dude who deserves recognition. His life should be celebr... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2015
    This is a video created by Mr Sunday Movies featuring all of Darth Vader's kills throughout the movies (including his life pre-Darth Vader in Episodes 1-3). Is it accurate? I have no clue. Does 25 sound right? I hope not because this video says there's 60. Hit the jump f... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2015
    This is a picture of the Super Famicon (Super Nintendo) that Twitter user @UMIHARAKawase has kept plugging in and powered on for the last twenty years so he doesn't lose his progress on the original Umihara Kawase platforming game. The game cartridge actually does have a batt... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2015
    The Pokemon Company has just announced Pokemon Go, an augmented reality Pokemon game coming to iOS and Android devices next year. Basically it involves players wandering around constantly staring at their smartphones, and sounds like a great way to get hit by a bus. So kind o... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2015
    This is a guide to follow if you want to watch all the Marvel universe movies and television shows in chronological order. Is it accurate? No clue. Do you actually need to watch anything in chronological order? Not really. But here it is anyway in case you ever break both ... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2015
    This is a video of all six Star Wars movies playing on top of each other simultaneously because why take the time to watch six separate movies? Beats me, but you definitely shouldn't bother taking the time to watch the most recent three. The upcoming J.J. Abrams one though --... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2015
    This is a game of match the custom Star Wars license plate with the vehicle it belongs to. Can you match them all? I matched zero. H4N S0L0? What the hell kind of clue is that? "It's Han Solo spelled with a 4 and 0's." Well I'll be snookered! Okay so which one does that ... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2015
    This is a video of a Hussein Chalayan fashion show that features a bunch of furniture that can turn into clothes. Specifically, a bunch of ladies take the upholstery off chairs and wear them as dresses. Then this lady picks up this coffee table and wears it like a skirt. I gu... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2015
    This is an infographic detailing the Marvel Universe's most proficient killers. Are the numbers accurate? I don't feel like it. I feel like a lot of those numbers should be way higher, and some of the universe's biggest killers aren't even included. That's the thing about ... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2015
    This is the $850 MacBook Air inspired toilet seat made and sold by design firm Pinkhouse. The cover is laser-cut from 12-guage steel and can be powder-coated to your color preference. For reference, $850 is just about $830 too much to pay for a toilet seat. If all toilet sea... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2015
    The following is Neil DeGrasse Tyson's favorite science joke. It's perfect for those of you who are into physics and corny science jokes. It's not so perfect for those of you who don't know what a Higgs boson particle is, and only like penis jokes. Obviously, it was complete... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2015
    Note: Full-res version right HERE. This is a visual guide to who owns all the different Marvel character movie rights created by artist and writer Maurice Mitchell of the The Geek Twins. As you can see, Lionsgate Entertainment made out the smartest with the rights to Man-Thin... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2014
    What the -- are you blowing a seagull?! This is the $135 Facial Fitness Pao from Japan. It allegedly firms and tightens your face. I've got the feeling it doesn't work that well. Plus for some reason famed Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is the spokesperson. Pfft, ... / Continue →