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  • November 11, 2015
    This is a series of Disney Princess x Fallout mashups created by Canadian artist Peter Slavik to celebrate the release of Fallout 4. Now I know what you're thinking, but just remember -- everybody celebrates differently. I celebrated by buying a case of beer and playing for s... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    This is a short clip from Back To The Future II edited with real-life 2015 elements. It made me realize how disappointing real life is and how much cooler it would be to live in a movie. Not a horror movie though. Or a disaster film. Or an action movie, because I'd probably... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2015
    As part of the country's decommunization plan, these are the before and after shots of a Lenin statue in Odessa, Ukraine. Sculptor Alexander Milov turned the Lenin statue into Darth Vader, because Darth Vader was a cool dude who deserves recognition. His life should be celebr... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2015
    This is a video created by Mr Sunday Movies featuring all of Darth Vader's kills throughout the movies (including his life pre-Darth Vader in Episodes 1-3). Is it accurate? I have no clue. Does 25 sound right? I hope not because this video says there's 60. Hit the jump f... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2015
    This is a picture of the Super Famicon (Super Nintendo) that Twitter user @UMIHARAKawase has kept plugging in and powered on for the last twenty years so he doesn't lose his progress on the original Umihara Kawase platforming game. The game cartridge actually does have a batt... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2015
    The Pokemon Company has just announced Pokemon Go, an augmented reality Pokemon game coming to iOS and Android devices next year. Basically it involves players wandering around constantly staring at their smartphones, and sounds like a great way to get hit by a bus. So kind o... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2015
    This is a guide to follow if you want to watch all the Marvel universe movies and television shows in chronological order. Is it accurate? No clue. Do you actually need to watch anything in chronological order? Not really. But here it is anyway in case you ever break both ... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2015
    This is a video of all six Star Wars movies playing on top of each other simultaneously because why take the time to watch six separate movies? Beats me, but you definitely shouldn't bother taking the time to watch the most recent three. The upcoming J.J. Abrams one though --... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2015
    This is a game of match the custom Star Wars license plate with the vehicle it belongs to. Can you match them all? I matched zero. H4N S0L0? What the hell kind of clue is that? "It's Han Solo spelled with a 4 and 0's." Well I'll be snookered! Okay so which one does that ... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2015
    This is a video of a Hussein Chalayan fashion show that features a bunch of furniture that can turn into clothes. Specifically, a bunch of ladies take the upholstery off chairs and wear them as dresses. Then this lady picks up this coffee table and wears it like a skirt. I gu... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2015
    This is an infographic detailing the Marvel Universe's most proficient killers. Are the numbers accurate? I don't feel like it. I feel like a lot of those numbers should be way higher, and some of the universe's biggest killers aren't even included. That's the thing about ... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2015
    This is the $850 MacBook Air inspired toilet seat made and sold by design firm Pinkhouse. The cover is laser-cut from 12-guage steel and can be powder-coated to your color preference. For reference, $850 is just about $830 too much to pay for a toilet seat. If all toilet sea... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2015
    The following is Neil DeGrasse Tyson's favorite science joke. It's perfect for those of you who are into physics and corny science jokes. It's not so perfect for those of you who don't know what a Higgs boson particle is, and only like penis jokes. Obviously, it was complete... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2015
    Note: Full-res version right HERE. This is a visual guide to who owns all the different Marvel character movie rights created by artist and writer Maurice Mitchell of the The Geek Twins. As you can see, Lionsgate Entertainment made out the smartest with the rights to Man-Thin... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2014
    What the -- are you blowing a seagull?! This is the $135 Facial Fitness Pao from Japan. It allegedly firms and tightens your face. I've got the feeling it doesn't work that well. Plus for some reason famed Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is the spokesperson. Pfft, ... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2014
    Peaches: they look like butts (but taste way better). And what better way to reinforce that imagery than putting fancy little panties on them? Originally created by a fruit vendor in Nanjing, China, a box of nine pantied peaches sell for around $80. That's almost $10 apiece.... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2014
    This is a visual comparison of a ton of cartoon X-Men characters and their live-action equivalents. I learned a lot. Mostly about how the live-action ones look way more like real people than the cartoon ones. The cartoon ones look like they were drawn. "You really are a f**... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2014
    Note: Picture is just some guy who glued a switch to the back of his head. In great news for anybody who regularly stays up at night naming the mountains and valleys in the textured ceiling above their bed because they can't turn their f***ing brain off, scientists have develo... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2014
    These are some pictures and a video from Sports Illustrated of Kate Upton modeling two $20 Target bikinis in nearly zero gravity aboard a vomit comet. I think we can all agree that, at least from a purely scientific standpoint, they provide significant insight about how big ol... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2014
    Note: Alaska not drawn to scale for some reason. Alaska is almost 2.5x the size of Texas (although California's population is only 1.5x the size of Texas leading me to believe this entire map is a CROCK OF LIES. This is a map of the United States showing the approximate size ... / Continue →