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  • June 27, 2013
    Seen here pretending to blow the Invisible Man, some dude shows off his Pac-Man inspired beard. Is that even beard hair that makes up Pac-Man? It looks like he glued catnip to his face. And what's up with that shifty-eyed guy on the left -- what sort of trouble is he getting... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2013
    This are both sides of some dude's beard featuring a raptor and apatosaurus facing off in battle. Or maybe just standing there making eyes at each other. Apparently the beard won some school's 'teacher beard growing competition', which, as far as prestige goes, is only one st... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2013
    This is Chad Roberts and his Spider Man beard. It recently won Chad top honors at the 2nd Annual Garden State Beard And 'Stache Competition, which is held at a bowling alley. Proceeds from the event (which also included a burlesque show for good measure) went to The Jersey An... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2012
    This is the crocheted Dwarf helmet and beard made by DeviantARTist SadDaysCrochet (similar in fashion to these ones we saw before). Crocheted is a weird looking word, isn't it? I had to double and triple check to make sure I wasn't saying crotched. Because a crotched helmet ... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2012
    This is Chad Roberts' X-Wing Fighter inspired beard. It looks like an X-Wing Fighter from Star Wars, but it's not -- it's all hair. Disgusting, disgusting hair. No word if the ship-beard is capable of ion torpedo-ing any thermal exhaust ports, but I bet it does make it near ... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2012
    Wanna look like a warrior dwarf? You already do. Jk jk, that was mean of me. I only said that because you're short and have a neck beard. But for those of you who weren't ladled out of the shallow end of the gene pool come these crocheted beard helmets from Etsy seller Lege... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2011
    Need a shaving razor that can fit in your wallet? No, you don't. Not unless you want to threaten to cut your server when they bring the bill with the hopes of scoring a free sundae. *eyes belly shaking head* The blades come off and are stowed on the backside of the mirror ... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2011
    There's a new fad sweeping the nation, and, sadly, it's not women going topless. Nope -- it's monkeytail beards. Monkeytail beards (NOT BEARS) start at one ear and then wrap around your chin and mouth to make it look like you just finished picking the ticks off a monkey's nut... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    NOTE: This is only a small portion of the chart so click HERE for the whole thing. This is a chart used to determine how trustworthy a particular beard/mustache is. This is only a small portion of the tamer styles though, so you need to click the link above to see the whole t... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2010
    Geekologie Reader Edward J, being the intrepid lil' experimenter that he is, mixed-and-matched the president's faces on currency notes because he wanted to know what Honest Abe would look like without an honest beard. Kissable, that's how. A while ago I was having a slow day ... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2010
    In bad news for guys who can't grow a beard, a recent study indicates that women find a little facial hair and a geeky personality the two biggest turn-ons. Really? THEN WHY HAVEN'T I EVER SEEN A BOOB?! Despite complaining that it looks unkempt and feels rough to touch, the ... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2009
    This is a video from the 1991 National Beard and Mustache Championship in Tacoma, Washington featuring THE MOST AMAZING BEARD THIS EYE HAS EVER SEEN (stupid Red Ryder BB Gun). Watch and prepare to be breathtaken (wizardry!). Then, watch me pull my thumb back all the way. Imp... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2009
    Vanja Mrgan is a Croatian illustrator with a dream, a dream of imagining what normally beardless superheroes would look like with some manly facial hair. Although they aren't actually all superheroes, some are jerks like Boba Fett. Now I know what you're thinking, "damn, I wo... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2008
    The GoateeSaver looks like the thing they made Hannibal Lecter wear and protects your goatee while you shave in case you have the shakes or are prone to seizures. The $20 device has height and width adjustments (those three silver rollers) so it's one size adjusts to most. Yo... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2008
    Well it's been a little while since we've seen some sweet Pixeloo untoonage here on Geekologie. And since today is Friday and I'm already six dryer sheets to the wind, I figured now is as good a time as any to take light some romantic candles and take a milk bath. While not r... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2007
    Connectland's USB powered rechargeable shaver is just that, a damn USB shaver. Now I buy everything that has USB in the title, so of course I own one, and I've got to say it is not awesome. It is the opposite of awesome. If awesome were a supermodel, this thing would be my g... / Continue →