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  • April 28, 2014
    Remember Eiko Eshizawa's Sleeping Bear Pack prototype? Well now they're a real product she makes and sells a handful (presumably expensive, since you have to email for price) of each year. Wow, can you believe I originally the prototype all the way back in 2009? A lot has ch... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2012
    This is a video of a bear running around in a California neighborhood being filmed by a news helicopter when some guy who's texting almost walks right into the thing. I kinda wish he would have. Is that wrong of me? Because I don't feel like it is. If you walk around so obl... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2011
    Because 5-pound gummi bears will only score you type-II diabetes so fast and I want to be monitoring my blood-sugar levels like yesterday, Vat19 is now selling a 26-pound gummi bear with a bowl for a belly. OMG -- I'm gonna fill it with Sour Patch Kids and puke rainbows! "The... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    Seen here about to choke some poor f*** out, Jusui-Kun is a robotic bear pillow that paws at a person's face if they're snoring, encouraging them to roll over and stop cutting the z's or whatever. TOO BAD I DON'T SNORE. God, make something for busting ass in your sleep. Okay... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    This is Batbear. Batbear is an Asian black bear with Mickey Mouse ears that keeps the Wrocław Zoo in Poland safe from The Penguin and Killer Croc. Oooooooooor sits around all day waiting to be fed. Also, I'm pretty sure that's a lady-bear. Admittedly, I don't know much abou... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2011
    What do you get when you combine 10-pounds of gummi bears, a love for oldschool video games, and waaaaaay too much free time on your hands? A chubby kid playing Nintendo for 8-hours straight. This video. Or -- OR -- a Mario costume made entirely out of gummi bears. Just lic... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    Balloon Boy's father, best known for being a jackass loser (and raising boys that look suspiciously like girls, picture related), has gotten into the inventing game, and just released his first POS, the $20 "Bear Scratcher", a tree branch you screw to the wall and scratch your ... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2010
    Ever wanted to make out with a miniature panda painted on some chick's lips? If you answered "yes", congratulations, you're a sexual deviant. I want you to call your local law enforcement office and report yourself. Also, not live within a half-mile of a zoo or own any anima... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because this guy is waaay too trippin' me out to be on the front page. This is a new commercial for Windows Live Photo Gallery featuring the guy from the double rainbow video. And let me tell you: it was a real treat to finally be able to put a f... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because that amateur sketch doesn't have shit on the Alabama leprechaun. North Carolina native and self-proclaimed 'mountain man' (and possible moonshiner) Tim Peeler spotted a ten-foot tall Sasquatch trying to eat his dogs one night. Per Tim him... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because my Force wasn't strong enough to keep the video on the front page. I know, I'm a weakling. Following in the footsteps of Star Wars Kid, somebody went and edited a lightsaber into the hands of Ninja Bear. Only problem is, he can't seem to... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2010
    Always wanted a tiger or panda bear but were worried they'd maul the faces off everyone in the neighborhood? That's because they would. Thankfully, now you can have your dog dyed to look like one. Because why stop at just chopping off their balls? Hit the jump for several m... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because this bear's ninja moves are so fierce they could kill you on the front page. This is a video of a bear at the Hiroshima Zoo named Cloud. Cloud is trying out for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wants to work the bō staff like Donatel... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2010
    Available for pre-order now, this $100 Wompa-skin rug is just like the one Luke Skywalker beds (or rugs) alien chicks on at his ski chalet on Hoth. This unique StarWarsShop shared exclusive is sure to be the center of attention for any room in your home, the Wampa Rug is the S... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2010
    Hey, want to creep everybody out and get your own personal patrol car following you where ever you go? Then buy a $175 custom Pedobear hoodie from Calgary Cosplay (Pedonadians!) and wear it to a middle school basketball game. Make sure to stare at the cheerleaders. Product... / Continue →
  • November 24, 2009
    WARNING: Video is graphic (in case you couldn't tell by the screenshot) due to simulated polar bear deaths. This is a disturbing video of it raining polar bears (why couldn't it be men?!) funded by U.K. based Plane Stupid, an anti-airport expansion (read: terrorist) organizati... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2009
    Ever wonder what a bear with no hair would look like? This. Poor Dolores has lost her coat. She's a bare bear! I know, sometimes my word wizardry amazes even me. Vets have been left baffled by the condition of the bespectacled bear, who lives at a zoo in Leipzig. And Dol... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2009
    I have no idea if these five pound gummi bears are, in fact, the world's largest commercially available sugar bombs, but I do know they look rats and not bears. The World's Largest Gummy Bear is the lion of the candy world. There is no candy more magnificent or more powerful... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2009
    This is a promotional video for RIKEN's RIBA, a robotic pedo-bear that was designed to pick hospital patients up out of their beds and discreetly crush their genitals. Yeah, no thanks. Oh, and don't let the Whinny the Pooh music in the video fool you, this robo-bear would mau... / Continue →