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Drive Safe: Snow-Sliding 18-Wheeler Near Crash

FUFUFUFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Coming to you from the public service department of Geekologie comes this reminder to drive safe this holiday season. The roads are gonna be packed with...
December 19, 2011

Oh, Real Mature!: Branded Condom Slogans

These are a bunch of brand slogans that, when presented on condom wrappers (not unlike the ones I find all over the sidewalk when I'm walking the...
September 26, 2011

HAAAAAAAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!

I hope everyone's been enjoying their 4th of July weekend and not forgetting about the things that matter most this holiday: creating lasting memories with friends and...
July 4, 2011

BRING IT, 2011! HAAAAAAAPPY NEW YEAR!

Well folks, it's officially the second to last new year before the apocalypse. Let's go ahead and make it a good one, k? Gosh, looking back, 2010...
December 31, 2010

Cramped: The Chilean Mine Rescue Capsule

In case you haven't seen it splattered all over the news because you don't believe mainstream media (and you shouldn't), here's one of the rescue capsules that's...
October 13, 2010

Patent 5163447: The Musical Prophylactic

Patent 5163447 describes a "force-sensitive, sound-playing condom." The safety device features "a chip-controlled piezoelectric sound transducer (18) which plays a melody or voiced message when during intercourse...
February 8, 2008