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  • October 31, 2013
    This is a video of Dan Buckley singing The Nightmare Before Christmas's 'This Is Halloween' in all the character's voices by recording and assembling 66 separate vocal tracks. He does a great job. So great I'm not even going to say I could do better. Not because I couldn't, ... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2013
    Seen here looking way less emoticon-y than he was in his Facebook post, 18-year old dummy Jacob Cox-Brown poses for his booking photo after being arrested following admitting to a drunken hit-and-run on his Facebook page. Drivin drunk: not so classic now is it, Jacob? At 1 ... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2012
    Picture related: shouldn't be behind the wheel. 24-year old Justin A. Clark was recently arrested for a DUI and blew a solid 0.627. For reference, 0.08 is the typical legal limit in the states, and most people involuntarily pass out with a blood alcohol content between 0.3 - ... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2011
    FUFUFUFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Coming to you from the public service department of Geekologie comes this reminder to drive safe this holiday season. The roads are gonna be packed with buttholes driving like assholes trying to get to a relative's house five minutes earlier than they w... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2011
    These are a bunch of brand slogans that, when presented on condom wrappers (not unlike the ones I find all over the sidewalk when I'm walking the dogs) suddenly become double entendres. Magical, I know. Inevitable follow-ups: Pork. The Other White Meat. -- National Pork ... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2011
    isplay: inline;"> Seen here looking like your wiener's worst DO NOT WANT nightmare, a scientist holds a petri dish containing a new strain of gonorrhea-causing bacteria that's antibiotic resistant. What the -- stop being so cavalier with that shit and put some f***ing gloves o... / Continue →
  • July 4, 2011
    I hope everyone's been enjoying their 4th of July weekend and not forgetting about the things that matter most this holiday: creating lasting memories with friends and family fireworks. These are a couple shots a buddy of mine took of a Superman backwards-trike allegedly belon... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2010
    Well folks, it's officially the second to last new year before the apocalypse. Let's go ahead and make it a good one, k? Gosh, looking back, 2010 was filled with so many amazing new experiences! Just kidding, I got drunk at the same bar everyday trying to erase my memory. I... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    In case you haven't seen it splattered all over the news because you don't believe mainstream media (and you shouldn't), here's one of the rescue capsules that's currently being used to pull the 33 trapped Chilean miners from the darkness almost 1/2 mile below. Did I mention i... / Continue →
  • July 4, 2010
    Readers, I though I'd take a second out of my busy schedule laying in bed to wish you all a happy and safe fourth of July. So get out there and grill something or whatever the hell people do to celebrate. And before you goobers begin the America trolling, remember: some coun... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2008
    This is how not to use a drive-through ATM. Now I hate to sound sexist or anything, but this is quite clearly a woman's doing. So what if the only people in the truck were a guy and his 10-year old son? His wife probably demanded some cash before allowing them to leave on t... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2008
    Patent 5163447 describes a "force-sensitive, sound-playing condom." The safety device features "a chip-controlled piezoelectric sound transducer (18) which plays a melody or voiced message when during intercourse the contacts of the sound-playing unit are closed and the transd... / Continue →