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  • October 20, 2014
    This is the giant Batman face made out of Goya bean cans (I'm getting gassy just thinking about them) on display at some mall. I would love to take a running dive into that. Then hide in the middle of a clothes rack at JC Penney while mall security looks for me. Remember whe... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2014
    The US Postal Service just released these Batman stamps to commemorate 75 years of Batman not being able to save his parents. You can get a sheet of 16 forever stamps for $9.80. That comes out to about 61-cents apiece. Use them to send a letter to an old friend! Use them to... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2014
    Over Robin's dead body! Because apparently DC Comics can't do anything right when it comes to making female fans happy, this is one of the officially licensed shirts being sold that's drawing criticism for being overtly sexist. DC Comics has responded to the situation by clai... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2014
    These are the $16 DC Comics Batman Batmobile Slippers available from Hot Topic. They look like the Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie. But for your feet. You know what would make them even cooler? If the wheels were actual rollerskate wheels. Still, I give them 4 out of ... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2014
    Apparently McDonald's Hong Kong is rolling out a line of Justice League character themed meals. This is the Batman Diner Double Beef with Squeezy Cheesy Fries. That's right, SQUEEZY FRIES That burger looks pretty legit. I love egg on a burger. Actually, I love egg on just a... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2014
    This is a supercut of Batman's parents getting killed in nine different versions of his origin story. It was pretty sad. You think Bruce Wayne's parents called him Brucie when he was a baby? Bruce just doesn't sound like much of a baby's name. Bruce sounds like the kind of ... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2014
    This is a fly-by of J.J. Abram's Millennium Falcon for the new Star Wars movie. Apparently J.J. and Batman v Superman director Zack Snyder like poking fun at each other via Twitter (I guess that's how you get your kicks when you're a rich, successful director instead of huntin... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2014
    Note: Higher-res version HERE. This is a shot posted by director Zack Snyder of the new Batmobile from the upcoming Batman Vs. Superman movie. As you can see, it looks like one of Michael Bay's Transformers. That sucks too because I bet a friend they were going to bring back... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2014
    These are some renderings and a video of the new Batman: The Ride roller coaster opening at Six Flags Fiesta in Texas next year. It features two drops steeper than 90-degrees and six sections where your seat does 360-degree flips, independent of the tracks. You are going to p... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2014
    This is a shot of some guy who looks suspiciously like my friend Paul (full disclosure: I have no friend named Paul) with a solid Batman symbol sunburn on his chest. I like how his nipples are included IN the bat part of the symbol, because I think they would have looked weird... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2014
    These are a couple shots and a video of Batman cruising a highway in Japan on his custom trike. What's he doing in Japan? No clue. Maybe he cleaned up all the crime in Gotham already. Or maybe Gotham is such a shithole he just gave up and decided fighting crime in Japan wou... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2014
    This is the $200 Collector's Edition LEGO Tumbler due out in September. The vehicle measures 15-inches by 9-inches and contains 1,869-pieces. Mostly black ones. I think I might build it. Then add fireworks to the back and accidentally set it ablaze trying to make it speed d... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    OMG, did Batman sink the Titanic?! This is the Batman face iceberg spotted off Newfoundland by photographer Mike Parsons. Apparently Mike didn't even realize it looks like Batman until he posted the image to Facebook and people started freaking out about it. PROTIP: Never as... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is a series of conceptual superhero 'serum' cologne bottles rendered by Charlotte, North Carolina based digital design firm Animink. Which one would you wear? I would wear Hulk's Rage, because that's what I like to do. I am a RAGER. You know the guy screaming at the co... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2014
    This is a cartoon music video for The Children of Batman's 'BATFACE,' based on the song 'Face Fisted' by Dethklok. It was interesting. Definitely not something I'll soon forget. *two minutes pass* What were we just talking about? Something about something. Screw it, let's... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2014
    This is a video from the recent Conversation With Mark Hammil event at Disney's Star Wars Weekends in which Mark Hammil playing The Joker tells Mark Hammil playing Luke Skywalker that he's his father. Could you imagine if The Joker were your dad? There would literally be a ze... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2014
    This is Bat-Llama, who was recently strutting his ass at the Indiana State Fair (somebody buy me a funnel cake). This picture leaves me with so many unanswered questions. Mostly about the kind of life his owner leads. I guarantee the craziest cat lady in the world has got no... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2014
    This is a video of BaneCat plotting revenge on his owner. Probably for making him wear that costume in the first place. I tried putting a costume on one of my cats once. ONCE. Then he killed me and now I'm a ghost. *rattling chains* BooOOoooOOoo! "You're not a ghost." N... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2014
    Note: Larger version right HERE. This is the Batman comic book sleeve tattooed by Ian Hopkins of Ian Ink Tattoo in Southampton, England. It took forty hours to complete. My tattoo? My tattoo took five minutes. "It says penis in cursive." That's not cursive, it's calligrap... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    These are the $90 Batman and Robin best friend necklaces made by Etsy seller VisionQuest (I f***ing love vision quests). Which friend is going to wear the Robin one? Presumably whoever's the bitch in your friendship, so not you. You are a LEADER. You are an ALPHA MALE. Unl... / Continue →