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  • October 16, 2015
    Because it's clearly somebody's job at Disney to make sure there's a licensed Star Wars version of every product, these are the Darth Vader and R2-D2 shower heads from Oxygenics (and available at Bed Bath & Beyond). Each has three settings: spray, jet, and mixed. R2 costs $25... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2015
    This is a short video of a toilet paper dispenser that sounds like Chewbacca whenever you remove some toilet paper. Hopefully to wipe your ass and not just hear Chewbacca moan. Could you imagine sitting on the shitter listening to Chewbacca moaning in the stall next to you? ... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2015
    This is a bottle of Minion strawberry-banana scented 3-in-1 body wash/shampoo/conditioner. It looks like he's crying blood. I don't like those 3-in-1 body wash combos because I feel like the more things something does, the less well it does each of them. That said, if somebo... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2015
    This is the $200 InTime Inflatable Bathtub. It's a portable blow-up bathtub complete with electric air pump and drain hose, although I'm not sure how you're supposed to get your bathwater into it. Buckets? Based on the picture, it's perfect for getting in with all your cloth... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2015
    Note: This article was originally published in 2009 but since the internet is like a roller coaster it's going back around again with its hands in the air, screaming. Elisabeth Beucher's Green Warrior Shower Curtain was designed to help control your water consumption by slow... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2015
    This is a video of astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti demonstrating (without actually demonstrating) how to use the International Space Station's toilet. It works pretty much exactly how you'd expect, provided you didn't expect you could just use it like a regular toilet because... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2015
    This is the Dagobah swamp shower curtain available from ThinkGeek ($25). It's perfect for the person who wants their bathroom to feel as swampy as possible. People are weird. My bathroom? My bathroom has a beach feel to it. "Stop talking about your beach themed bathroom." ... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2015
    This is a video from Super Fan Builds of the team building Game of Thrones fan John Giovanazzi an iron throne inspired crapper. I kind of want it. Or to at least use it once. Will I clog it trying to flush the decapitated head of an enemy? No. Will I clog it trying to flus... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2015
    This is the $850 MacBook Air inspired toilet seat made and sold by design firm Pinkhouse. The cover is laser-cut from 12-guage steel and can be powder-coated to your color preference. For reference, $850 is just about $830 too much to pay for a toilet seat. If all toilet sea... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2015
    These are the Pokeball bath bombs made and sold by Etsy shop FizzyFairyApothecary (which is currently on hiatus). They cost $5.50 apiece or you can get a whole set including a regular Pokeball, Ultra Ball, Net Ball, Great Ball (I have two!), Premiere Ball and Master Ball for $... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2015
    This is a picture of Morpheus from The Matrix offering bathroom users the choice between blue and red pills at the sink. In case you've forgotten, or didn't see the movie, Morpheus offers Neo the choice between a blue pill, which will allow him to continue living in the fabric... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2015
    This is the Swirl faucet design concept from Simin Qiu. It uses two turbines to pour water in a two-layer swirling lattice. Because the water doesn't fall in a solid stream, it's supposed to save water consumption by up to 15%. Of course, the extra water you spend just sitti... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2014
    Dammit Doctor, I thought I told you to restock the toilet paper. This is the TARDIS replica that was repurposed as a bathroom by Justin Hoggans of The Warmley Waiting Room Cafe in Bristol, England. It makes the perfect place to take a dump knowing there are people sitting lit... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    Because who hasn't dreamed of dropping off some of their own fudge bars in a melting chocolate crapper, UK chocolatiers Choccywoccydoodah and teamed up to make a toilet, bidet, sink and bathtub entirely out of Belgian chocolate. All the fixtures together contain ... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2014
    This is a shot from a real estate listing for a condo in Austin, Texas, in which the owner "accidentally" included a naked picture of himself standing in one of the home's bathrooms (links to original Gawker article with an NSFW version of picture just in case dongs are your th... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2014
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's ever found a turd in a Ziploc in the back of their closet before, a 700-year old latrine unearthed in Odense, Denmark, still smells awful. What, did somebody expect it to smell like a Glade Scented Plug-In? Described as being in... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2014
    Finally, some decent Happy Birthday and wedding themed ass-wiping paper! This is the $250/roll gold foil embossed toilet paper produced by German manufacturer Tissue Design (previously: $1.3-million a roll 22-karat gold toilet paper -- this is the pauper's version). It's not ... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2014
    I swear this has existed in other forms before (maybe in New York?), but Airpnp is an internet app that connects people who need to use the bathroom with people who are willing to let strangers use their bathrooms for a fee. Fine, but if anybody pisses in my bathtub or smears ... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    Because there is literally no TARDIS themed product a hardcore Whovian won't buy, this is the $45 Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Rack from ThinkGeek. It holds your shampoo and soap and shower scrunchies. Speaking of -- you ever timed yourself to see how long you can squeeze your ro... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2013
    This is the Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Curtain available from ThinkGeek ($30). I just bought one. Is it gonna make my shower bigger on the inside? Nope, but it is gonna make it colder since now I don't have enough to pay the gas bill. I'm pretty sure I willed this thing into... / Continue →