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  • April 4, 2014
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's ever found a turd in a Ziploc in the back of their closet before, a 700-year old latrine unearthed in Odense, Denmark, still smells awful. What, did somebody expect it to smell like a Glade Scented Plug-In? Described as being in... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2014
    Finally, some decent Happy Birthday and wedding themed ass-wiping paper! This is the $250/roll gold foil embossed toilet paper produced by German manufacturer Tissue Design (previously: $1.3-million a roll 22-karat gold toilet paper -- this is the pauper's version). It's not ... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2014
    I swear this has existed in other forms before (maybe in New York?), but Airpnp is an internet app that connects people who need to use the bathroom with people who are willing to let strangers use their bathrooms for a fee. Fine, but if anybody pisses in my bathtub or smears ... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    Because there is literally no TARDIS themed product a hardcore Whovian won't buy, this is the $45 Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Rack from ThinkGeek. It holds your shampoo and soap and shower scrunchies. Speaking of -- you ever timed yourself to see how long you can squeeze your ro... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2013
    This is the Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Curtain available from ThinkGeek ($30). I just bought one. Is it gonna make my shower bigger on the inside? Nope, but it is gonna make it colder since now I don't have enough to pay the gas bill. I'm pretty sure I willed this thing into... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2013
    Ever dreamed of sitting on the can next to a shower curtain that looks like the original transporter room from Star Trek? Well you're in luck, because this $50 shower curtain and bathmat set from ThinkGeek does just that. You know what would make it even cooler? If the curta... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2013
    So, you were trying to pee and text at the same time and what happened? You peed on the floor for ten seconds before realizing it, trailing across your shoes, then finally hitting the urinal and backsplashing your pants. You're a wreck. So what do you do? While you're washi... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2013
    This is the Carl themed toilet that lives in the bathroom of Redditor green_derp (along with a plunger, toilet bowl brush, and a...wait, what the hell is that other thing?). Carl is a great neighbor because he loves beer and has an above-ground pool. Those are pretty much my ... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2013
    Number one at number two. Inspired by the 'Modern Toilet' restaurant in Taipei, the 'Magic Restroom Cafe' has just opened in Los Angeles county, and offers westerners the same shit-themed experience. Hands down the worst place to take a first date. Wow, you're even more be... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2013
    This is the video of the Pee Analyzer, an unoriginally named bathroom urinal that tests your piss for alcohol content then informs you if you're over the limit or not. But the fun doesn't stop there! (It stops when the girl at the bar you were trying to talk to tells you have... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2013
    This is the carbon fiber 'Vessel' bathtub designed and built by Splinter Works. It mounts between two walls, drains through a hole in the floor, and probably costs more than a car. Obviously, it's going on the Christmas list. At 2.7m long, Vessel is longer than a regular bat... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2013
    The L'Uritonnoir is the brainchild of French design studio Faltazi. It consists of a bunch of metal urinals spiked into a straw bale. As the urinals are used, the nitrogen from all the pee reacts with the carbon in the straw, breaking down the bale and creating a usable comp... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2013
    This is a commercial for LG's new 21:9 UltraWide monitor that's allegedly so lifelike that if it plays a video of some chicks looking at you while you're trying to pee it makes it super hard to open your floodgates. Presumably the guys all knew they were being filmed because r... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2013
    ...is that an iPad next to the crapper? Because what good is a bathroom if it doesn't have some half-assed theme, this is a lightsaber plunger and Millennium Falcon toilet lid. Now some people are arguing whether or not the toilet lid is real or just Photoshopped, but those p... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2013
    Because this is the sad, sad world we live in, here's a $45 iPad Pedestal Stand from CTA Digital. It combines the ass-wiping practicality of a toilet paper holder with the entertainment-while-you-strain-on-the-john accessibility of an iPad. Now I know 100% of the population u... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2012
    Because people are sick, Dots, an experimental sushi restaurant (WTF is an experimental sushi restaurant and does it involve mutants?) in Vienna, Austria has a one way mirror where men using the urinals can look into the sink area (not the actual stalls) of the women's room. W... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2012
    There is absolutely no way I could get a pee-stream started in there. This is an old installation piece in London by artist Monica Bonvicini called 'Don't Miss A Sec'. It featuring a public restroom in the middle of a busy sidewalk that's constructed entirely of 1-way mirrors... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2012
    As a pathetic man-child who's no stranger to passing out drunk on the bathroom floor, I've gotten an ant's eye view of the room on several occasions. Some weeks more days than not. But enough about my debilitating life-coping mechanisms, this is a series of photographs by Mic... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2012
    You start installing $800 toilet paper dispensers and I'm gonna start ripping them off the wall and selling them on the black market. Just keeping it real! Because nobody wants to touch something that somebody else with butthole-fingers just touched, this is the Camitool Auto... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2012
    This is a talking urinal cake. They're going to be placed in bars around Michigan as a collaboration between urinal cake manufacturer Wizmark and the Michigan State Police to help curb drunk driving. After sensing movement they say stuff like, "Damn bro, nice peen" and "Try t... / Continue →