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  • March 21, 2014
    Allegedly this is a guide for how to crap like a real samurai. I have no clue if it's accurate, if they even used stand-up toilets, or anything else. I just like pretending I'm a warrior and figured some of you do too, so I'd post it. Although I always thought crapping like ... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2011
    The bathroom: it's a sacred place. If our body are temples, then the bathroom is like a janitor's closet: stocked with everything you need to keep it clean and take out the trash. Public restrooms? Those are a whole different story. Those are awful places where you hover ov... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2011
    Y'all about to soak y'alls damn jeans. You know the main difference between men and women? Women will go to the bathroom together. But dudes? Dudes get pissed if you suggest sharing a stall or peep over the edge of a urinal divider. WTF MAN -- I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS! Ente... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2011
    "Luke, I may be broken, but I'm still your father -- please don't piss on my chest panel." This is a broken urinal dressed up to look like Darth Vader. Because if there's one thing that's gonna prevent a man from pissing all over a broken urinal, it's dressing it up like a St... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2011
    I hate public restrooms. Most guys in stalls don't even bother trying to muffle their farts EVEN WHEN THEY KNOW THEY'RE NOT ALONE. Plus they smell. Plus there's piss all over the floor. Plus dudes get all freaked out if you try to make eye contact and small-talk at a urinal ... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2010
    When it comes to restrooms, there's really only one game I like to play: pee on the floor for as long as possible before somebody else comes in. I used to play pecker peeker too but I got punched in the eye recently (dude didn't even wash his hand first!) so I'm laying low on ... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2010
    Told you they were shit-eaters! Want a toilet paper dispenser that looks like a friendly robot? That was a trick question, there's no such thing as a friendly robot. Per Google translation of the German product site: The coolest toilet paper holder at all! Sauerkraut! Ger... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    That's right folks, Kimberly-Clark (the makers of Scott brand) are about to drop a bomb #2 on the toilet paper world next week with the introduction of cardboard tube-free rolls. Manufacturing magic! Sadly, no word on how this will effect a roll's ability to be thrown over t... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2010
    I push my pants and underwear down to my ankles before makin' it rain because that's how I roll: oldschool. Awh yeah, it's like I'm four all over again! Ooooor never grew up. Yes I still drink out of pouches! Back me up, kangaroo. Haha, did you folks know there are nipples... / Continue →