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  • July 25, 2012
    Because the internet is running drier than a cat's tongue, here's a Chewbacca-centric post featuring a themed messenger bag (ThinkGeek product site HERE), armpit tattoo, and "sexy" Chewbacca cosplay. "Jesus, GW." Haha, I know man -- it's BAD. Unless something magical appears... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2012
    You might wanna get that hand looked at brobro. This is a custom skull-shaped purse made by Etsy seller Griffin Leather. It's the perfect size for toting around your favorite skull of a slain enemy. Also makes a great accessory for witches! Seriously ladies, enough with the... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2011
    That's gonna feel great in your ass. Apparently tactical pants are a real thing. Personally, I think MacGyver would argue any pair of pants can be tactical with the right tools in your pockets, but what do I know? I'm just an ex-CIA operative a guy who cut a hole in a pair o... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2011
    I thought God invented bananas with peels so we wouldn't have to put them in bags. But what do I know? I'm just a guy who made a cucumber salad after his roommate used it as a buttplug. NOT COOL, DEREK. I'm afraid to even ask what he did to my string cheese. While the trial... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2010
    Pfft, I was smoking LEGO blocks before they even looked like weed. Lego-Marijuana [nerdcore] via This Thing Looks Like That Thing of the Day [thedailywhat]... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    A handbag made to look like a little wiener with giant danglies. And if you think there isn't a butthole sewn on the back you have another thing coming! (Namely, a picture of a butthole sewn on the back). I was tickled all shades of pink when I saw this intentionally perve... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    The Baggy Winecoat is a $58 purse for your wine. It's basically a glorified box and that's a-okay with me because I'll drink out of anything with alcohol in it. Including, and not just limited to: your liver. You think I won't drug you and cut that thing out? I've sold orga... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2010
    The Dew Quiver iPod Shoulder Strap looks like a messenger bag's shoulder strap BUT THERE'S NO BAG ATTACHED! All the stuff it totes it totes INSIDE ITSELF. Just like a kangaroo! Except more like a hollow shoulder strap. Alright, in all seriousness, this thing is the fanny... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2010
    Poopsenders.com is a service that allows you to send bags of animal feces to people you don't like. I assume it was created by a zoo employee because it's not just cow dung that's available, you can also opt for elephant and gorilla scat in quart and gallon sizes ($13-$24). I... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2009
    Sure it's mostly sausage in the case but I'm a word wizard and sausagecase doesn't even qualify as apprentice level word magic. Now sausage casing maybe... Anyway, this case holds 19 different types of sausage and, admit it, the key to your heart. Well, at least the key to s... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2009
    The man seen here, demonstrating there's nothing wrong with some good ol' fashioned man-bag love, is hugging a Do Box punching bag. A Do Box punching bag is a fist receptacle made to be filled with trash and then assaulted. Now, not to brag or anything, but I filled mine with... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2009
    Be honest, every single one of you would rock this handbag. I know I would, and I don't give a dang if it clashes with my live bear chaps or not (all man, baby). Available from evilmadscientist as mini and full-size kits ($20 and $25, respectively) you're still gonna have to ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2009
    Let's face it, there are few things in the world men respond more to than boobs. And fast cars. And vaginas. And beer. And fireworks. And dinosaurs. And guns. And meat. And meat guns. And sports. And power tool guns. Oh, and video games. So if you're a lady looking ... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2009
    Michael Harold Lynch received a $206 speeding ticket for doing 54 in a 35MPH work zone. Outraged (I was only 19 over!), he got $206 in small coins, put them in a bag, and pissed all over them. Then he sent the bag in as payment. Shockingly, it wasn't accepted. Turns out Lyn... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2009
    Typically, you don't want bags of crap hanging around for too long. But not Daniel Bennett -- he loves that shit! Now he's furious that Leeds University custodians threw away part of his doctoral work -- a 77lb bag of Butaan Lizard dung it took him 7 years to collect. "Wheth... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2009
    Air Guitar Strings cost $3 plus shipping and are an empty package that reads "Air Guitar Strings". Very clever. if you're thinking about buying them, here's an idea: why don't you give me half the money you were gonna pay, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, an... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2008
    Damnit, why didn't I know about this before Christmas? This ($45) Zelda Messenger Bag features the Zelda map and the Triforce logo. The bag is great for carrying your lap top or just keeping your paper organized for work or class. There are side pockets for easy access as well... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2008
    Remember last month when a NASA toolbag accidentally floated off into space during a repair to the International Space Station (if not, video after the jump. Skip to about 0:55 to see the loss)? Endeavor astronaut Heidi Stefanyshyn-Piper's loss has turned out to be an amateur... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2008
    The best way to dispose of a sex doll is to hump it until it melts. But if you don't have superhuman stamina or a laser penis, your options are limited. So what do you do? Dump it like a dead hooker. A 60-year-old man, having lived with his rubbery companion for a few years... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2008
    Argentinian scientists are collecting cow gas in an effort to understand how the methane produced by our bovine brethren is affecting the global solar cooker we call earth and its atmosphere. As one of the world's biggest beef producers, Argentina has more than 55 million co... / Continue →